THERE ARE NO WORDS. I literally cackled while reading this. GRANBY COOING AND CROONING, OH MY GOD. THERE IS NO PART OF THIS THAT IS NOT BRILLIANT. Tharkay is SO DISGRUNTLED.

I bet Iskierka will be ENRAGED. "WHAT IS THAT THING. WHY IS IT MAKING THAT NOISE? IT SOUNDS LIKE IT IS DYING, YOU SHOULD JUST PUT IT DOWN."