haha oh man the whole thing was just... what even. kids, Pep can get himself out of his own shit. it's like the argument with the Copenhagen coach where Biscuits comes running up all DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY DADDY I KILL YOU and Pep is like settle down son I can handle it. I love it all. unnecessary and not particularly classy but any expression of the devotion that team has for their coach, I will take it and beg for more. (oh god especially Miniesta. their love is the stuff of which [slightly creepy, considering they met when Andres was 12] ballads are made. and Andres trying to threaten Cristiano is just... sweetie, he's half a foot bigger than you. if you get into a fistfight you're going to lose.)
Sergio's thing, I mean, he was mad, it happens. Puyi's over it already. I'm more angry about the tackle. YOU DO NOT HURT MY BB MESSI. so long as Leo's okay I ain't mad either.
(haha yeah really, my face looked like this: >_>)
oh, I mean, I have this whole thing about Sernando, there's basically no canon evidence that they're even particularly good friends right now (they did apparently have a closer relationship when Fernando was at Atletico but guys it's been years since he moved to England and he is now married with kids it is time to move on), Fernando is way closer to Pepe and by extension David Villa but fandom ignores that because it wants to ship the ~pretty people and it pisses me off. like, okay, Fernando REALLY DOES have a monster crush on Steven Gerrard and will talk at length about how amazing he is given half an opportunity. if you really want to slash him, slash him with Stevie! it would be really plausible! as far as Sernando goes, suggestive training photos from 2008 do not actually an OTP make. /rant haha sorry I have a lot of ~feelings about shipping people for aesthetic reasons rather than canon evidence. (plus a lot of Sernando fic really sucks, let's not kid ourselves, if one of my favorite authors wrote it I would eat it up with a spoon.)
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Sergio's thing, I mean, he was mad, it happens. Puyi's over it already. I'm more angry about the tackle. YOU DO NOT HURT MY BB MESSI. so long as Leo's okay I ain't mad either.
(haha yeah really, my face looked like this: >_>)
oh, I mean, I have this whole thing about Sernando, there's basically no canon evidence that they're even particularly good friends right now (they did apparently have a closer relationship when Fernando was at Atletico but guys it's been years since he moved to England and he is now married with kids it is time to move on), Fernando is way closer to Pepe and by extension David Villa but fandom ignores that because it wants to ship the ~pretty people and it pisses me off. like, okay, Fernando REALLY DOES have a monster crush on Steven Gerrard and will talk at length about how amazing he is given half an opportunity. if you really want to slash him, slash him with Stevie! it would be really plausible! as far as Sernando goes, suggestive training photos from 2008 do not actually an OTP make. /rant haha sorry I have a lot of ~feelings about shipping people for aesthetic reasons rather than canon evidence. (plus a lot of Sernando fic really sucks, let's not kid ourselves, if one of my favorite authors wrote it I would eat it up with a spoon.)