THE CAST LIST HAS RAFA ON IT TOO, SO IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S ~ALL~ FOOTBALL

SHUT UP

I already have ironic affection for Ronaldo thanks to the British tabloids' obsession with him. How can you hate a person who's that ridiculous? I did see that other fic but hey, I can reread it fifty times as a chaser in between rereading the other part!

AFTER THIS HELLISH ESSAY SEASON IS OVER BB, DEFINITELY.