I am tragically not quite familiar enough with Neka and Irune, so I'll do Javi and Iker, and if I have time to come around again I'll try the ladies! MATCHING T-SHIRTS WHAT THE HELLLLLLLL
who is the big spoon/little spoon Javi used to be the big spoon because duh, but then fucking Ander made some comment in the dressing room and Iker got really pissed off because he can totally be the big spoon, stop being so damn sizeist Ander, so now Javi is the designated cuddle-ee. He mostly likes it except Iker always wakes him up really early with a fucking boner poking him in the back and while he appreciates the morning sex, sometimes he would like to just sleep in as late as possible.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity Football. Closely followed by football-related videogames. They are single-minded people.
who uses all the hot water in the morning Whichever of them gets there first. Javi because he really likes hot showers, and Iker because he's getting Javi back for all the cold showers. (He may also be subtly campaigning for a shared shower system.)
what they order from take out Japanese! But mostly they just eat out. Neither of them is particularly domestic.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over Iker's whoring ways. (It actually does kind of bother Javi that Iker flirts so much, but he knows Iker's not going to stop so he tries to keep it as a joke.) Iker thinks Javi is just jealous on account of being such a terrible failure with women, and teases him accordingly.
who does most of the cleaning ...neither? They basically live in filth.
what has a season pass in their DVR Sports, sports and more sports.
who controls the netflix queue Iker, and he's always ordering weird indie movies that are basically snuff films so that he can embarrass Javi by making him watch them.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working Javi. He's kind of a delicate flower. He doesn't like being cold.
who steals the blankets Javi, as noted above, is not a fan of the cold.
who leaves their stuff around Both of them, but Iker is worse. Half his crap is just lying around in Javi's house. But at least this gives him an excuse to come over all the time to "get his stuff back"!
who remembers to buy the milk Nobody. Living in squalor, remember?
who remembers anniversaries Javi. Ander and Amorebieta try to remind Iker so he doesn't get caught out by it, though.
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who is the big spoon/little spoon
Javi used to be the big spoon because duh, but then fucking Ander made some comment in the dressing room and Iker got really pissed off because he can totally be the big spoon, stop being so damn sizeist Ander, so now Javi is the designated cuddle-ee. He mostly likes it except Iker always wakes him up really early with a fucking boner poking him in the back and while he appreciates the morning sex, sometimes he would like to just sleep in as late as possible.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Football. Closely followed by football-related videogames. They are single-minded people.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Whichever of them gets there first. Javi because he really likes hot showers, and Iker because he's getting Javi back for all the cold showers. (He may also be subtly campaigning for a shared shower system.)
what they order from take out
Japanese! But mostly they just eat out. Neither of them is particularly domestic.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Iker's whoring ways. (It actually does kind of bother Javi that Iker flirts so much, but he knows Iker's not going to stop so he tries to keep it as a joke.) Iker thinks Javi is just jealous on account of being such a terrible failure with women, and teases him accordingly.
who does most of the cleaning
...neither? They basically live in filth.
what has a season pass in their DVR
Sports, sports and more sports.
who controls the netflix queue
Iker, and he's always ordering weird indie movies that are basically snuff films so that he can embarrass Javi by making him watch them.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Javi. He's kind of a delicate flower. He doesn't like being cold.
who steals the blankets
Javi, as noted above, is not a fan of the cold.
who leaves their stuff around
Both of them, but Iker is worse. Half his crap is just lying around in Javi's house. But at least this gives him an excuse to come over all the time to "get his stuff back"!
who remembers to buy the milk
Nobody. Living in squalor, remember?
who remembers anniversaries
Javi. Ander and Amorebieta try to remind Iker so he doesn't get caught out by it, though.