Also like, all true. The sushi, and the cooking impairments, are well-documented facts. And you know that the only time any cleaning or actual cooking gets done is when Javi's mother comes to visit and whips his house into some semblance of order. (I suspect she pretends not to know about the real reason Iker's stuff is everywhere. There's just some things that a good Catholic mother doesn't want to think about.)

When you say Ander and Amore "try to remind Iker", you mean that they occasionally like to give him panic attacks by making up random anniversaries, right? Because that is totally something they would do.

P.S.: Javi, you'd probably be less cold if you would put on some goddamn clothes. Just saying. (Although I suppose Iker wouldn't really approve of that solution...)

(Also I shall endeavor to better stalk Neka and Irune for you. But the t-shirts omg. I just can't with those girls.)