Oh, thank you for this. It is, as all your stories are, wonderful. *squishes the adorable soul-bonded psychic midfielders* Villa and Iker are absolutely spot on, too -- and Villa is right, goalkeepers are all fucking insane.

Also, I had a dream a couple nights ago where I was trapped in an elevator with Villa and he spent the entire time bitching. The ENTIRE TIME. I think I read too much fanfic.