I was going to pick something else from the list but, in the end, I couldn't resist the thought of Mario with a baby and Silva being all Silva about it. Also, all of the ideas in this comment are awesome but this one

and when Mario tries to tell her that he never said that about Silva, what the hell, she just gives him the eye because she's his mother and she knows.

is my favorite and I really think it would be awesome even without the baby. Mama Balotelli knows what's what and eventually, I believe, would sort Mario and Silva's relationship out baby or no and that would be an awesome story all by itself. Really more of Mama Balotelli in any and all stories would be awesome.