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meretricula ([personal profile] meretricula) wrote2006-09-02 10:42 pm
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and behold, another convert!

GAH. Have watched Bleach through end of Soul Society Arc. Am pwned, entirely. IchiIshi seems to be my main pairing at the moment, although I would kill to have canon RenjixRukia, and non-canon ByakuyaxRenji is damn hot, too. And Inoue and Tatsuki are DOING IT! WHY DOES NO ONE BELIEVE IN THE LESBIAN SEX??!! I can't decide whether Yoruichi is sexing Urahara or Soi Fong, though. Maybe both, although please god not at the same time. o_O;;

Urahara, Ukitake and pink-kimono taichou whose name I can never remember are definitely equal to Shigure, Hatori and Ayame, in so many happy sexy ways. Oddly enough, I am not especially partial to Haa-sanxAya, but UkitakexPink-Kimono is very pretty.

Finally, having read chapter 241 of the manga: why oh why is IsshinxRyuuken canonical now? this is just so very, very wrong. in so many ways. KurosakixIshida should not look like that. ~claws at eyes~

sooooo... rec me some fic?

[identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com 2006-09-03 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I watched with my brothers and my cousins, and nobody believed me. ~sulks~ dammit, there ARE anime lesbians! and not just in anime porn!

hmm. kissing cousins? well, it's not like they're having children anyway. then again, I suspect their offspring would resemble Soubi from Loveless prior the loss of his cat-ears, so... maybe they SHOULD make babies.
ext_4888: (yoink)

[identity profile] nathaara.livejournal.com 2006-09-03 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Chizuru is definitely a lesbian at least. I mean, she never shuts up about Orihime and Orihime's boobs. But Tatsuki is always defending Orihime... because she likes Orihime, and it's very obvious if one just thinks about it... I support TatsuHime and IchiIshi... and to the IshiHime people I just say no. They're cute when they dress up as shinigami together, but I think it's more of them being friends... or maybe Ishida has a bit of a crush on her? But he'll be with Ichigo in the end.

If they are cousins, I think they're very distantly related. Mostly I've seen it as "Yoruichi is Urahara's best friend," but one translation or site or something mentioned them being family... I've only seen it one place though so I'm inclined to think that it was incorrect. I want them to have adorable little babies... ^^;
It's canon that Soi Fong is in love with Yoruichi though. I just don't think Yoruichi feels the same way, since she already has her Hat'n'clogs.

And~ while I'm on this little rant... I love Renji and Rukia. So much. They are just about the most adorable thing ever... if only Renji would actually do something about it. T_T ByaRen is pretty, but I think it's too many layers of breaking canon to work in anything but out of character fics. Still fun though...

If you want IchiIshi crack (and I do mean crack, it makes no logical sense), I can point you in the direction of [livejournal.com profile] semchance's Everlong fic. It's not done, but I know she's still working on it, and it's rather amusing.

[identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com 2006-09-03 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Chizuru is hilarious. I think she was me in another life. and hey, I wouldn't have shut up about Orihime's boobs either... It's weird, though, TatsuHime seems like a very undramatic pairing. It's very right, but I think they could get together without all the idiot-fumbles the boys have. And Ishida's obsession with Ichigo is so cute! It's forbidden love. =)

Yoruichi and Urahara are very much settled, if they're together - kinda like Shunsui and Ukitake, actually. And I'd love to get more of the backstory with Yoruichi and Soi Fong in canon, because if Yoruichi didn't feel the same way, she sure as hell led that poor girl on. I mean, Soi Fong couldn't have been more obvious about her feelings without sending chocolates and singing outside Yoruichi's window at night. ^^;;

I want canon RenjiRukia so bad it hurts. He cares about her so much. I think that's what bothers me about ByaRen so much, actually: it always glosses over how important Rukia is to Renji. I mean, you aren't willing to lose your career, kill your captain, or even die for any old childhood friend.

~twitches~ hmm. I may check that out, actually... and speaking of crack: have you read any good Hanatarou fic? I want to cuddle him.
ext_4888: (yoruichi in white)

[identity profile] nathaara.livejournal.com 2006-09-06 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
I think Yoruichi was, if anything, rather oblivious to Soi Fong's infatuation with her. There is one part where she does something rather like that, though. The Valentine's Day episode... yeah.

I haven't read any Hanataro fic at all... he's so adorable, there should be some fic about him somewhere.

[identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com 2006-09-06 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
~le sigh~ dammit, I want Yoruichi to be smarter than that. even if she is with Urahara, she shouldn't let him get away with being the clever one in the relationship.

I think the closest I've come is a vaguely RenjixHanatarou drabble. Honestly, as weird as it would look, I think GanjuxHanatarou would be awfully cute.
ext_4888: (yoink)

[identity profile] nathaara.livejournal.com 2006-09-09 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
He is pretty clever though. Head of the research division and all....

GanjuxHanatarou would be pretty adorable . I think I might request that over at [livejournal.com profile] backroom_crack.... XD

[identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com 2006-09-09 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
that's no excuse. he's a boy. he's supposed to be the dumb one. =)

hehe, let me know if they write anything good!