oh, god. okay, so, I have this freakishly intense tinhatted PASSION for Vergil and Horace. I sincerely believe that they met and made stupid cow-eyes at each other and then wrote terrible love poetry that they were very ashamed of. I doodle them holding hands on my homework and make up stupid declarations of love for them to say in Latin. I can never write Vergil/Horace because I want there to be a goddamn book of Vergil/Horace and I don't trust myself to get past five pages but I have a vision. of a well-researched, historically accurate semi-romance novel about Vergil and Horace. (don't judge me! I read a lot of Mary Renault! she's my idol.)

and now that my frenzied outburst of OTP geekdom is complete, thank you so much for your kind comments! I love that there are people out there on the interwebs who share my passions for classics, slash and drunk poets.