I am not drunk, but am decidedly hungover. Even though I didn't do any real drinking last night... maybe it was all the red makeup, seeping into my bloodstream...

Also glass teacups. This sounds like a thing that needs to be investigated. And then MINE.

You should drunk-write some drunk Athletic players. Male or female. Or both. XD XD XD

(You knew I would say that, right? XD)