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meretricula ([personal profile] meretricula) wrote2011-10-30 01:07 am
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I am not drunk enough anymore to drunkenly promise fic :(

I think I was about an hour ago but I'm pretty much out of internet on my phone until the third, tragically, so I couldn't drunk-tweet from the bar.

WOOHOO HALLOWEEN PARTIES!!! they served tequila kamikazes in glass teacups! I felt super classy.

what would y'all most like me to drunkenly promise to fic? I assume about 90% of you would say FINISH THE SOULBONDING FIC YOU LAZY WHORE but you never know. XD

iluvuall!!!!!!!! ps HURRICANES ARE MADE OF FRUIT PUNCH AND DEATH BEWARE.
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[identity profile] distira.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
drunk

is this the first time i'm drunk commenting you? sry if it isn't more entertaining, i'm usually a well-behaved drunk


drunkenly promise anything fic, but yes to soulbonding. (also i started the messilla yesterday get pumped)

[identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
HIGH FIVE I AM ALREADY PSYCHED

sometimes I feel like we should have something like the "get drunk and write fic" comms only as a private party. but also I just watched a few episodes of drunk history and I'm sorry, my dedication to my art does not include vomiting all over the bathroom for the sake of authenticity.
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[identity profile] distira.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
i would totes attend this private party

[identity profile] gitanamorena.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
I am not drunk, but am decidedly hungover. Even though I didn't do any real drinking last night... maybe it was all the red makeup, seeping into my bloodstream...

Also glass teacups. This sounds like a thing that needs to be investigated. And then MINE.

You should drunk-write some drunk Athletic players. Male or female. Or both. XD XD XD

(You knew I would say that, right? XD)



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[identity profile] distira.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
sober now, seconding the idea of drunk athletic players!

[identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
aww, feel better! my tummy is definitely not best pleased with me, either. >_>;;

I am touched that you trust me with your babies while intoxicated! I feel like if someone were stumbling around going "I will totally write! the... things. about people?" my reaction would be more GO WRITE ABOUT YOUR THINGS, DO NOT BREAK MINE. XDDD

[identity profile] gitanamorena.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh, my things are Basque things. I don't think they can be broken?

I have also recovered, but remain cosmetics-stained and have done none of my work that needs doing. But am staring at that never-to-be-actually-written Zlatan/Maxwell... Oh, self.

[identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
:D to all of the above.

[identity profile] justkisa.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
soul bonding for sure!

[identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I've worked more on the wacky dead-end AU of the soul bonding fic than I have the actual sequel lately. which is sad. not least because grand total I've written three paragraphs. >_>;; FAIL, SELF. FAIL.

[identity profile] justkisa.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
all soul bonding is okay with me, I've got a thing for soul bonding I'll read it no matter who's being soul bonded and such, and your soul-bonding stories are some of my favorites ever in any fandom, so yeah, I'll just wait patiently until there's more, more of whatever...

[identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
&you;

[identity profile] greenpixiehair.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)

I think you should write threesomes

I'm not much fussier than that







though obvs if messi was involved +3398509840384 bonus points

[identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
you were the one I had that epic conversation about Leo and Geri absorbing Cesc into their relationship post-transfer, weren't you? I miss that conversation. I should try to find it again.

so "threesome with Victor and Andres" and "threesome with Messi" are our two sets of interchangeable threesome parts, how on earth would a Victor/Andres/Leo threesome work. questions for the ages.

[identity profile] greenpixiehair.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)

yes that sounds like me and lets be honest we have a track record that includes everything from complex genderswap to "messi and bojan try to solve all of pre-pep barca's problems by sex"

well obvs andres would have to initiate it or victor would never ever share

he'd be like, VICTOR I WANT THIS



and Victor would be like "..."



but then he'd think about it because messi is adorable



and decides HELL YES because everyone wins when you play the threesome game



/storytime

[identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com 2011-10-31 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
oh man, the Bojan solves Barca's problems by whoring Leo out story! we need a fucking index at this point. XD

I LOVE STORYTIME.

ps which incarnation of slut!Messi are we using here? pre-slut-initiation, slutty-but-concealing-it-behind-face-of-innocence, or outright I-need-cock-now?

[identity profile] greenpixiehair.livejournal.com 2011-10-31 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)




...



... by which I mean, to use your own words from that spectacular convo, A HUGE SLUT WITH BIG INNOCENT EYES THAT GAZE UP AT YOU TRUSTINGLY WHILE HE SAYS THINGS LIKE "I JUST ADMIRE YOU SO MUCH, DO YOU WANT ME TO LET YOU COME ON MY FACE? I REALLY DON'T MIND."

[identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com 2011-10-31 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
yessssssssssssssss :D

also I FOUND THE THREESOMES FOR EVERYBODY PLOT SYNOPSIS basically this has been an excuse to read through everything at touchline all over again those comment threads are GOLD.

http://touchline.livejournal.com/727.html?thread=315351#t315351 in case you wanted to see it again ur welcome :P

[identity profile] tinymich.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I did not see this last night while I was drunk. I would have, if I had, said SOULBONDING PLS. And in the light of day and omg starving (which is always my version of a hangover -- i never have a headache, I just REALLY WANT TO EAT), I still want soulbonding fic!

(11 types of wine last night. The best was the Porto, even without Mourinho and AVB.)

[identity profile] gitanamorena.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
But even better was the triumph over the Basque genitive, AMIRITE? XD

[identity profile] tinymich.livejournal.com 2011-10-31 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
U R! :-D (I managed to identify & read a Basque wine label with my very elementary Euskara skills. Then promptly sent J a gleeful email about it.)

In unrelated news, V, I've been watching El Convidat, and when discussing it with [livejournal.com profile] gitanamorena, she pointed me to this post you made on your tumblr:
http://meretricula.tumblr.com/post/11449371574/twisting-the-truth-bojan-barca-and-media
I'm so sorry to say, I don't want to believe it either, but that article isn't quite accurate when it claims that "Bojan never said any of these things". Is it true that the media made it into a bigger deal than it really was? Of course they did, but the fact is that Bo did say most of what he was quoted as saying, and it wasn't good.

When I first watched the show, I got the gist of most of it, and I knew he'd said a couple of potentially very interesting things, but my Catalan listening comprehension isn't fantastic, and he is a MUMBLER. So I asked a friend in Barcelona for help with this section, and god bless him, he actually transcribed the entire dialogue word for word for me (with a few snarky comments thrown in about Bo's enunciation compared to Albert Om's). Listening back after with the ability to know what exactly was said, I honestly was a little shocked, and definitely a little saddened, that Bo's feelings & perception about the situation with Pep/Barca was far worse than I had always thought them to be, and that his personal outlook on a future with Barca was as pessimistic as it was. I'm hoping that he was being an emo teen and that they just caught him in one of those "molt nostalgic" moods, and that, when he realized how it sounded on broadcast, he reached out to some media partners in Barcelona to do a little damage/spin control afterwards, because I desperately want our bb Bo to come home, and hope this doesn't jeopardize his chances in that direction.

Since I have the transcription, I'd be happy to translate it for you, if you'd like. It was eye-opening for me. That poor child. #hugsforBobo #herehaveacupoftea #andablankie

[identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, Bojan. sigh. at least he has Nina? (omg did you see the ep of Crackovia where Pep threw Nina out the window I CAN'T.)

and I'm pretty sure he'll be back. the way that deal is structured - well, anyway. Pep said something about that in a press conference earlier in the year, that it was a return trip and Bojan would be back in Barcelona soon.

[identity profile] tinymich.livejournal.com 2011-11-07 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
That clip was HILARIOUS. But slightly cringemaking. I winced through the laughter. (The Crackovia Nina little redbrown stuffed puppy was PITCH PERFECT though, wasn't she?! Gold star props department!)

[identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
hee, duly noted! I think I counted last time I looked at the damn file, it's only like four scenes left, but they're LONG ones, boo.

[identity profile] louis-quatorze.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
woah your drunkening sounded more classy than mine! I just had several vodka-Red Bulls for some reason and then we stayed in the club until it closed and we were upset because it's Daylight Savings and WE SHOULD HAVE HAD AN EXTRA HOUR.

which reminds me, I need to check to make sure my friend got home.

I think there should be fic of footballers getting drunk and partying. celebration fic! (And then groaning hangover fic.)

[identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
if it comes in a teacup it's automatically +20 Classiness, obvi. XP

lmao perfect icon is perfect! clearly Freddie is too classy for hangovers. or maybe he would be the bitchiest diva of hangovers ever.

[identity profile] louis-quatorze.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
WAY too classy. except, you know, when he gets overenthusiastic, and then he needs everything to be *just so* while he recovers. Exact right flavor of organic sports drink, etc.