yes that sounds like me and lets be honest we have a track record that includes everything from complex genderswap to "messi and bojan try to solve all of pre-pep barca's problems by sex"

well obvs andres would have to initiate it or victor would never ever share

he'd be like, VICTOR I WANT THIS



and Victor would be like "..."



but then he'd think about it because messi is adorable



and decides HELL YES because everyone wins when you play the threesome game



/storytime