ext_9736 ([identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] meretricula 2011-12-10 05:54 am (UTC)

haha, I almost said "any fandom I've ever been in, even Prince of Tennis!" but then I thought that would sound like fishing. :P

who is the big spoon/little spoon
They mostly stay on their own sides of the bed while they're awake--Kaidoh gives off heat like a mini-furnace and it gets uncomfortably hot really fast. But he's also an unconscious cuddler, so Inui wakes up a lot of the time in the middle of the night with Kaidoh pressed up against his back and wrapped all around him. Sometimes he untangles himself and goes back to sleep. Sometimes he kicks off the blanket and just deals with the overheating.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Long, long runs. It's the only activity they're guaranteed to be alone together for the whole time. Nobody else can keep up.

who uses all the hot water in the morning
Kaidoh Kaoru, secret hedonist. Everyone assumes he bathes in ice water, and Inui never disabuses them, but he always makes sure he gets in the shower first.

what they order from take out
They don't. Kaidoh is suspicious of secret ingredients and chemical additives after all the Inui juice, so he cooks. Inui is banned from entering the kitchen.

what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Kaidoh wants a puppy. Inui thinks that maybe they should start with a pet that comes with a slightly lower degree of responsibility, like a kitten.

who does most of the cleaning
Kaidoh. Left to his own devices, Inui would probably accidentally wall himself into his room with his own clutter and starve to death.

what has a season pass in their DVR
Cuddly animal specials on the Nature Channel for Kaidoh, science shows for Inui. And the Tennis Channel, for "research", by which they both mean ogling Rafael Nadal's ass.

who controls the netflix queue
Kaidoh. Inui lost his netflix privileges after he ordered a horror movie one time and lied about it being scary. (He was hoping for frightened cuddles, and getting the wrong end of a nightmare-induced flailing fit instead was probably punishment enough, but Kaidoh wasn't going to risk it.)

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Kaidoh. He's the more immediately intimidating of the two of them; when Kaidoh calls up, things tend to get taken care of faster. It's only people who stick around that realize Kaidoh is actually a marshmallow and Inui is really terrifying.

who steals the blankets
Kaidoh, if he's having a particularly restless night. And then he kicks them off the bed because he's too hot.

who leaves their stuff around
Inui takes "absent-minded genius" to an entirely new level.

who remembers to buy the milk
Kaidoh. He does all the grocery shopping. He doesn't trust Inui around food at any stage of the preparation.

who remembers anniversaries
Inui programs the dates into his computer and phone, and Kaidoh puts them on the physical calendar in the kitchen, so neither of them forgets. They have two anniversaries currently, the first time they went out together and the first time they played doubles. Inui's going to ask Kaidoh to marry him when he graduates from college, and then they'll have three.

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