oh, the joys of the internet

[meretricula]

you know what fandom has been missing? NOTHING! because apparently a crossover between Harry Potter and The Colbert Report already exists.

http://www.eskimo.com/~vecna/truthiness.html

oh, Stephen Colbert. Any time you want it, baby.

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[oh-sarah28.livejournal.com]

Vee! I miss you in Colorado.

Last Friday was the pregame party for the rival football game on Saturday. I remember almost drink dualing you, and then in my final, glorious burst of logic, I remembered that you're two hours ahead of us and would be getting a call at 2 AM.

You should come out sometime! If you come out after my 21st I will buy you Guinness.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

SARAH! I miss you in Boston, too!

it took me a minute to realize that was a typo of "dial", because drunk-dueling would be so much cooler. en garde, take a shot! stab, take a shot! parry, take a shot! riposte, take a shot! last man standing, whether due to bloodloss or alcohol poisoning on his opponent's part, wins the match and proceeds on to DEATH MATCH DRUNK DUELING, which involves fencing while not only totally trashed on the last drunk duel, but also distracted by hot mud-wrestling lesbians and jello shots. [/insanity]

perhaps the roadtrip of doom needs to be brought back onto the table! although if you bought me a Guinness, what would I do with it? (besides pour it on myself to cool down after being subjected to long periods of exposure to your unbearable hotness?)