I am not drunk enough anymore to drunkenly promise fic :(

[meretricula]

I think I was about an hour ago but I'm pretty much out of internet on my phone until the third, tragically, so I couldn't drunk-tweet from the bar.

WOOHOO HALLOWEEN PARTIES!!! they served tequila kamikazes in glass teacups! I felt super classy.

what would y'all most like me to drunkenly promise to fic? I assume about 90% of you would say FINISH THE SOULBONDING FIC YOU LAZY WHORE but you never know. XD

iluvuall!!!!!!!! ps HURRICANES ARE MADE OF FRUIT PUNCH AND DEATH BEWARE.

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[meretricula.livejournal.com]

you were the one I had that epic conversation about Leo and Geri absorbing Cesc into their relationship post-transfer, weren't you? I miss that conversation. I should try to find it again.

so "threesome with Victor and Andres" and "threesome with Messi" are our two sets of interchangeable threesome parts, how on earth would a Victor/Andres/Leo threesome work. questions for the ages.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

yes that sounds like me and lets be honest we have a track record that includes everything from complex genderswap to "messi and bojan try to solve all of pre-pep barca's problems by sex"

well obvs andres would have to initiate it or victor would never ever share

he'd be like, VICTOR I WANT THIS



and Victor would be like "..."



but then he'd think about it because messi is adorable



and decides HELL YES because everyone wins when you play the threesome game



/storytime

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

oh man, the Bojan solves Barca's problems by whoring Leo out story! we need a fucking index at this point. XD

I LOVE STORYTIME.

ps which incarnation of slut!Messi are we using here? pre-slut-initiation, slutty-but-concealing-it-behind-face-of-innocence, or outright I-need-cock-now?

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

...



... by which I mean, to use your own words from that spectacular convo, A HUGE SLUT WITH BIG INNOCENT EYES THAT GAZE UP AT YOU TRUSTINGLY WHILE HE SAYS THINGS LIKE "I JUST ADMIRE YOU SO MUCH, DO YOU WANT ME TO LET YOU COME ON MY FACE? I REALLY DON'T MIND."

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

yessssssssssssssss :D

also I FOUND THE THREESOMES FOR EVERYBODY PLOT SYNOPSIS basically this has been an excuse to read through everything at touchline all over again those comment threads are GOLD.

http://touchline.livejournal.com/727.html?thread=315351#t315351 in case you wanted to see it again ur welcome :P