I'm a sheep

[meretricula]

oblig tennis comment: YAYYYYY RAFA ILU FOREVER and NOOOOOO FERRU BITCH YOU BETTER NOT RETIRE I'M NOT DONE WITH LOVING YOU

ganked from various but originally willowcabin

Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

any pairing from any fandom I've been in, however long ago!

Comments

[hypertwink.livejournal.com]

Rafa/Nole?

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

who is the big spoon/little spoon
Rafa is the little spoon. he kicks in his sleep. it's safer this way.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity
predictably, playstation. except Rafa is kind of terrible even though he plays all the time and so they have to take long breaks frequently so Rafa will remember he doesn't actually hate Nole.

who uses all the hot water in the morning
Rafa. he'd say it's because he misses being in the water or some bullshit like that but basically he's cold a lot of the time and he likes getting the bathroom appropriately warm and steamy.

what they order from take out
Rafa orders everything that has ALL THE GLUTEN and laughs at Novak's diet. Novak sulks.

what is the most trivial thing they fight over
football. I'd say playstation but with Rafa playstation is sometimes a matter of life and death.

who does most of the cleaning
Novak. Rafa is a total slob and doesn't even notice.

what has a season pass in their DVR
La Liga and Serie A!

who controls the netflix queue
Rafa. and he never orders anything except musicals.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Novak. Rafa would just shiver and sulk.

who steals the blankets
Rafa. he's from a tropical climate, he is used to being warm! Novak grew up on a ski slope, he can handle the cold, so he needs to stop bitching.

who leaves their stuff around
if Rafa leaves his racket bag and sneakers out where Novak can trip over them one more time...

who remembers to buy the milk
Rafa. if he doesn't have milk he can't have hot chocolate! that would be horrible! even if he isn't anywhere near to out of milk, he'll buy it, just in case.

who remembers anniversaries
Novak. Rafa is not really good at remembering dates. this annoys Novak, especially when Rafa can remember the exact score of every match they've played against each other. Rafa doesn't really get why it's a big deal; he figures if they're going to be together for the rest of their lives it's kind of silly to keep track of the numbers.

[hypertwink.livejournal.com]

OMG, this is hilarious. I love the fact that it's a contentious relationship even off the court...also, that Rafa orders gluten for Nole!

[vlieger.livejournal.com]

brb flailing like a crazy person *_*

[aramley.livejournal.com]

Everything about this is amazing, but SO MUCH LOVE for the last answer. Oh, boys ;___;