I'm a sheep

[meretricula]

oblig tennis comment: YAYYYYY RAFA ILU FOREVER and NOOOOOO FERRU BITCH YOU BETTER NOT RETIRE I'M NOT DONE WITH LOVING YOU

ganked from various but originally willowcabin

Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

any pairing from any fandom I've been in, however long ago!

Comments

[aramley.livejournal.com]

RAFA/ANDY/NOLE. Or Ferrer/Ferrero! :D

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

oh gosh. I really want to do Ferrer/Ferrero since I already did Rafa/Nole, but if I have time for a second swing I will come back!

who is the big spoon/little spoon
Ferru is the little spoon. Because he's the cuddliest. (And also because Juanqui sleeps with his dogs when Ferru's away, so he's used to having something warm to wrap himself around.)

what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Ferru loves going for long runs together. Juanqui is less thrilled with this, but it makes David happy, so he does it anyway.

who uses all the hot water in the morning
Juan Carlos believes in appreciating the little things in life. And anyway hot water is wasted on David, he's determined to be Spartan and takes minute-long cold showers most of the time.

what they order from take out
Nom nom tapas! But when they're both at home they like to cook.

what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Clothes. Ferru would wear sweat pants and a t-shirt for the rest of his life if he could get away with it. Juanqui thinks it isn't asking too much for him to dress like a civilized human being on occasion.

who does most of the cleaning
David when he's home, but the rest of the time Juanqui cheats and has a cleaning lady come. Life is too short to pick up your own socks.

what has a season pass in their DVR
They're Spanish. Football, of course. And Juanqui likes to watch golf, too. Ferru secretly thinks that this is the most boring sport imaginable.

who controls the netflix queue
Juan Carlos. David isn't around for long enough at a time to make it worthwhile.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Juan Carlos is the landlord. XD He's the one who calls the maintenance guy, though.

who steals the blankets
Ferru's a burrower. Juanqui thinks it's cute, mostly. (Anything is cute for a week. They're going to have fights about it when David retires, though.)

who leaves their stuff around
Juan Carlos. It's his damn place. He can leave his stuff wherever he damn well wants. It's not his fault that Ferru's an obsessive-compulsive neat freak.

who remembers to buy the milk
Neither of them really drinks it. Juanqui picks it up in the winter so Ferru can sneak hot chocolate when his coach isn't looking, though.

who remembers anniversaries
It's kind of fifty-fifty, but somehow they never both forget at the same time. And then they have a passive-aggressive fight over whether whoever forgot this time is really committed to the relationship. After a couple years of that, they're not huge fans of anniversaries. They just try to do a special dinner whenever they're both in the same place for a few days.

[aramley.livejournal.com]

Haha, I was mostly being a troll with the OT3 (mostly ;D), and Ferrer/Ferrero, eee, so cute!

Juanqui likes to watch golf, too. Ferru secretly thinks that this is the most boring sport imaginable.
FERRU IS RIGHT.