I'm a sheep

[meretricula]

oblig tennis comment: YAYYYYY RAFA ILU FOREVER and NOOOOOO FERRU BITCH YOU BETTER NOT RETIRE I'M NOT DONE WITH LOVING YOU

ganked from various but originally willowcabin

Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

any pairing from any fandom I've been in, however long ago!

Comments

[the-beanster.livejournal.com]

Xavi/inieasta? Or any combo of fabregas, messi, and pique?

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

ooh, too many choices! gonna go with all three of the baby dream team :)

who is the big spoon/little spoon
Functionally speaking, Gerard is always the big spoon and Leo is almost always the little spoon, because that's the way it was before Cesc came home and they're the most comfortable like that. For a little while they tried to put Cesc in the middle, but waking up with Gerard Pique and Leo Messi wrapped around you feels kind of like being strangled to death by a very heavy python. So now Leo has to be in the middle again, and he actually likes it. Cesc thinks that's weird but convenient. They've never tried putting Gerard in the middle. He has to be on the end so they can shove him off the bed when he starts humping things in his sleep.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Playing with their cousins. It doesn't actually matter whose cousins. They don't really talk about it but when they retire they all want a whole house full of kids.

who uses all the hot water in the morning
Technically Leo, but it's not his fault! One or both of the others always insist on getting into the shower with him to wash his hair because he doesn't bother if left to his own devices, and then things tend to get out of hand.

what they order from take out
Cesc and Gerard love sushi. Leo is a spoiled brat and only ever wants Argentine food. It works out closer to 50-50 than 66-33, so Leo actually wins that argument more often than he should.

what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Gerard thinks he is a god of fashion. Cesc vehemently disagrees. Eventually they call a truce and gang up on Leo, who knows he's a fashion disaster and would really like to be left alone about it. This fight always ends in Leo having to get a haircut and he hates getting haircuts.

who does most of the cleaning
Cesc in the day-to-day stuff; Gerard when someone is coming over. Leo has never lived anywhere without his mother or brothers picking up after him. He doesn't mean to be a slob, but he kind of is.

what has a season pass in their DVR
A bunch of really awful English shows Cesc is addicted to. Gerard watches them with him sometimes. Leo will sit down with him, but within fifteen minutes he either falls asleep or wanders off.

who controls the netflix queue
Gerard. Cesc gets to pick what television they watch, so it's only fair. Leo doesn't care; his attention span isn't long enough for a half-hour sitcom, let alone a two-hour movie.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Gerard. Cesc is kind of flaky about stuff like that, and Leo probably wouldn't make the connection between being cold and something being wrong with the heat.

who steals the blankets
Cesc. The Gerard-and-Leo conglomerate of limbs is suffocatingly hot and he needs to get a little space sometimes, but then the other side of the bed is cold.

who leaves their stuff around
Leo. He just never really thinks about it, and nobody has ever told him to stop. Gerard is used to putting his things away for him, but Cesc gets frustrated and yells if he leaves his bag out where someone (i.e. Cesc) could trip over it.

who remembers to buy the milk
Cesc. He needs it to put in his tea. Gerard doesn't really drink it, and Leo has never gone grocery shopping in his life.

who remembers anniversaries
Leo, weirdly enough. He can't remember to put on matching socks half the time but he remembers every last one of their firsts. The only problem is that while he knows what day their anniversary is, he doesn't always know what day today is...

[the-beanster.livejournal.com]

This is both adorable and all kinds of funny. I love that your messi is basically incapable of taking care of himself (he can only think about football, of course) and geri already knows this but cesc is just figuring it out. And now I kinda want fic of them being all domestic...

[skadenfryd.livejournal.com]

They've never tried putting Gerard in the middle. He has to be on the end so they can shove him off the bed when he starts humping things in his sleep.

Hahahahahaha. So believable.
This was hilarious and oh-so-adorable.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

basically ever since finding out that Pique is NOTORIOUS for having no control of his dick and popping boners at inappropriate moments, I need to put this into all of the fic. EL PIQUETON!!!