I'm a sheep

[meretricula]

oblig tennis comment: YAYYYYY RAFA ILU FOREVER and NOOOOOO FERRU BITCH YOU BETTER NOT RETIRE I'M NOT DONE WITH LOVING YOU

ganked from various but originally willowcabin

Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

any pairing from any fandom I've been in, however long ago!

Comments

[vlieger.livejournal.com]

I'm going to be a massive pain b/c I know you've written potc stuff way back and all the tennis & footie pairings have already been asked, so jack/norrington :D :D

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

haha I can't believe you ever remembered that! Sparrington coming right up. :D

who is the big spoon/little spoon
Norrington doesn't believe in spooning. Jack has taken to sneaking into his bedroom and snuggling up behind him in his sleep just to spite him.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity
They both enjoy the whole "I'm going to arrest you!" "nanana no you're not!" "yes I am!" "well I'll just break out of prison!" dance, but it's really just foreplay when you think about it. They do like playing chess, too.

who uses all the hot water in the morning
Norrington. He would be all too happy to sacrifice that, though, if he could just persuade Jack to bathe.

what they order from take out
Heeeeere, fishie fishie, heeeeere... (Fried fish.)

what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Jack leaves kohl smeared all over Norrington's sheets. Norrington would try harder to make him wash it off before bed if he didn't find the eyeliner disturbingly sexy.

who does most of the cleaning
Hahahahahahaha like Jack ever cleans.

what has a season pass in their DVR
Well, assuming they lived in a century when television existed... Norrington would watch DIY home improvement shows and the History Channel. Jack would be super into Project Runway and America's Next Top Model. Tyra Banks is his spirit animal. (Or possibly the other way around.)

who controls the netflix queue
Officially Norrington, but Jack goes in and changes it all to porn if he thinks they've been watching too many documentaries lately, and switches the password so Norrington has to ask nicely to have him change it back.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Jack. Norrington thinks he can fix it himself. He's wrong.

who steals the blankets
Well, technically they're Norrington's blankets, so just by using them at all Jack is stealing them... he's surprisingly considerate, though. He claims he just doesn't want to be stabbed in his sleep by a shivering commodore.

who leaves their stuff around
Jack. And in really weird places, too. Norrington is mostly sure he does it just to fuck with him, but there's also the slight but not insignificant possibility that he genuinely did just forget a ruby ring in the good teapot, a hair ornament pinned to the collar of Norrington's second-best dress uniform, an illustrated translation of the 1001 Arabian Nights in the bathroom...

who remembers to buy the milk
Neither. Norrington has a housekeeper, and Jack doesn't believe in beverages without rum in them.

who remembers anniversaries
Norrington will remember the glorious moment when he properly captures the elusive Jack Sparrow and sends him to the gallows for the rest of his life, he's sure. It just hasn't happened yet.