I'm a sheep

[meretricula]

oblig tennis comment: YAYYYYY RAFA ILU FOREVER and NOOOOOO FERRU BITCH YOU BETTER NOT RETIRE I'M NOT DONE WITH LOVING YOU

ganked from various but originally willowcabin

Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

any pairing from any fandom I've been in, however long ago!

Comments

[louis-quatorze.livejournal.com]

Iniesta/Valdes. because I always pick goalkeepers. :D

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

my favorites!!! saving the best for last. :)

who is the big spoon/little spoon
Victor is the big spoon. Because he's bigger. And because they established the pattern back when it was platonic cuddling and Victor was subbing in for Andres' mom so he'd stop crying himself to sleep every night. (The period between Victor hitting the perma-boner part of puberty and Andres figuring out what his dick was for was an extremely awkward one for precisely this reason.)

what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Going to the beach! Victor loves wind-surfing. Andres is not particularly into it, but he'll watch Victor, and he likes swimming and splashing around with the dogs. Victor makes sure he slathers himself with waterproof SPF-90 before they head out, though.

who uses all the hot water in the morning
Victor's grooming regime is quite time-consuming, it must be said. But Andres showers before he does, so it doesn't really matter.

what they order from take out
Whatever Andres wants. He's a fussy eater and Victor isn't, so it's easier that way.

what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Victor wants to go bungee-jumping. Andres thinks this is the dumbest idea he's ever heard. (It's kind of a moot point, since dangerous leisure activities are forbidden in their contracts anyway.)

who does most of the cleaning
Andres, sort of. Victor doesn't notice things need cleaning on his own, but if he sees Andres tidying up he'll get up and help.

what has a season pass in their DVR
Nature and extreme sports shows for Victor. Andres doesn't really watch anything except the news.

who controls the netflix queue
Victor, mostly because Andres doesn't care. Victor's got better taste in films, too.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Andres. Victor has this "I can tough it out" attitude that is really not helpful when it comes to home maintenance.

who steals the blankets
Neither, really. They're both quiet sleepers, and they're used to sharing with each other. Andres rolls himself up in the blankets if he's sleeping alone, though. He gets cold.

who leaves their stuff around
Both of them, Victor probably a little more than Andres. It never gets that messy, but their place definitely looks lived-in.

who remembers to buy the milk
Victor. He does more of the cooking, so he's the one who gets groceries. (He's also marginally less likely to get recognized and stopped for autographs in the store.)

who remembers anniversaries
They don't really have any? They've been part of each other's lives for fifteen years. There wasn't a big epiphany moment when they decided they were in love and should go out together. They just kind of grew into it together.

[dreamofthem.livejournal.com]

what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Going to the beach! Victor loves wind-surfing. Andres is not particularly into it, but he'll watch Victor, and he likes swimming and splashing around with the dogs.

Shut up. This is adorable. I just have one question for you: where is the adorable, domestic, calming and comforting platonic or romantic boyfriend shenanigans Victor/Andres fic that you should clearly be writing?? I mean you write us gorgeous angsty V/A fic and make us all fall for them and then DENY US THE HAPPY CUDDLES. Just sayin'. You know. I'll be over here, cheerleading/fangirling. Okay bye! \o/ <3

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

~furtive glance~

ok don't tell anyone

but

you're going to like ibuyu's Chanukah present from me.

KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE

[dreamofthem.livejournal.com]

:D :D :D

[skadenfryd.livejournal.com]

aww, the spooning is canon. SO CANON. :'D