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[meretricula]

oblig tennis comment: YAYYYYY RAFA ILU FOREVER and NOOOOOO FERRU BITCH YOU BETTER NOT RETIRE I'M NOT DONE WITH LOVING YOU

ganked from various but originally willowcabin

Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

any pairing from any fandom I've been in, however long ago!

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[meretricula.livejournal.com]

someone else asked for my darlingest of darlings too, so you get the teensy MCFC couple! :)

who is the big spoon/little spoon
A bit of each, really. In the usual swing of things Kun likes face-to-face cuddling (I mean, Silva's eyes, would you ever turn down the opportunity to soulfully gaze into them?) and he particularly enjoys the fact that he can just tuck Silva's head under his chin and go to sleep. There are not that many people are smaller than he is, so he's taking the opportunity while it presents itself. However, when Silva's in one of his pissy moods that's not exactly safe. So then he waits until Silva has stomped off to bed, gets in on the other side, and sneakily inches his way over until he's plastered against his back, and after this ridiculously complicated dance Silva almost never boots him out. He'd eviscerate anyone who suggested this to his face, but he kind of likes the way Kun tries to snuggle him out of his tantrums. The only time Silva is the big spoon is when he's upset instead of mad. Like when Kun's hurt. Kun's always too frustrated to appreciate it at the time, but it's actually really nice to have someone babying him for a change.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Football. It's not necessarily all that much fun as a twosome activity, though. Kun is genuinely freaked out by how psychotically competitive Silva can get even over five-a-side, if they're on different teams. But it's fantastic when they're playing together. (So long as they win.)

who uses all the hot water in the morning
Silva, but as far as Kun's concerned that is totally all right, because he's bad after the epic shower, but he is a murderous nightmare without it. Silva is just not a morning person. At all. Kun tries to avoid speaking to him before breakfast.

what they order from take out
Not a whole lot, really. Japanese and Italian, staples of the professional athlete, but if they're not eating at the training ground Silva always wants to go home and eat his mom's cooking. Kun would do the exact same thing if his mom lived with him, so he doesn't complain much.

what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Pablo's attention. It's ridiculous because obviously Pablo is friends with both of them and he doesn't play favorites, but they're both really possessive people and each of them thinks in his heart of hearts that Pablo should be his friend first.

who does most of the cleaning
Kun, but only because it's mostly his mess. Silva is preternaturally tidy.

what has a season pass in their DVR
They watch all of Barcelona's matches together, in total silence. Silva watches Valencia and Kun watches Atleti, but they'll talk through those matches, eat something, yell about Quique or whatever. Barcelona? Not a word. When the match is over they turn off the television and don't even mention it again.

who controls the netflix queue
Kun. Silva doesn't really care what they watch, so it's mostly kid movies for Benjamin.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Let's be real. They call the club, and the club sends someone to take care of it. If one of them tried to do it they'd be doing an interpretative dance over the phone.

who steals the blankets
Kun never notices him doing it, but somehow he always wakes up shivering while Silva's wrapped up snug as a bug. Silva's a sneaky little fucker.

who leaves their stuff around
Kun. He's not really messy except in comparison to Silva, who never seems to put anything down anywhere that isn't where it belongs. It is actually impossible to be that neat when you have a kid.

who remembers to buy the milk
Kun, but only for Benjamin. He doesn't really drink it himself and neither does Silva. But his kid needs strong bones!

who remembers anniversaries
It's still a little early for that! Kun's good at anniversaries in general, though. He's got more relationship experience than Silva does. Silva's more likely to remember the first game they played together than their first date.

[justkisa.livejournal.com]

Silva almost never boots him out. He'd eviscerate anyone who suggested this to his face, but he kind of likes the way Kun tries to snuggle him out of his tantrums.

yes this exactly, Kun can snuggle him and he sort of secretly likes it but nobody had better mention it (or, worse yet, try it themselves - fast trip to a shallow grave that)