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meretricula ([personal profile] meretricula) wrote2012-09-20 12:16 am
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school and work have been eating up all my time lately and that is why I haven't been posting! though it never seems like it's been all that long to me, and then I realize I haven't updated in over a month. so yeah. still ticking along, just quiet on the livejournal front!

YULETIDE. it's almost time for the best season of the year to start! what is everybody nominating? I have predictably started trying to organize the sports people, because that is what I do. I'm going for Olympics RPF, She's The Man and am wavering between Bend It Like Beckham (HOW AM I THE ONLY PERSON THINKING OF NOMINATING THIS? SERIOUSLY???) and Tennis RPF because I really want that Chrissie/Martina fic. but if nobody nominates Bend It Like Beckham I may have to abandon classic tennis for this year. :(

Amanda Palmer and Mumford & Sons both have new albums out! they're pretty ace, you should check them out.

[livejournal.com profile] missmollyetc filled a Baby Dream Team prompt for me over on [livejournal.com profile] touchline and it's awesome! go read: The Same Last Dream Again.

anybody want to play with memes? late to the party, I know. (seen this from a bunch of people but most recently [livejournal.com profile] aramley.)

Pick a trope from this list and provide a fandom/pairing and I’ll tell you something about the story I’d write for that combination!

1. genderswap
2. bodyswap
3. drunk!fic
4. huddling for warmth
5. pretending to be married
6. secretly a virgin
7. amnesia
8. cross-dressing
9. forced to share a bed
10. truth or dare
11. historical AU
12. accidental-baby-acquisition
13. apocalypse fic
14. telepathy
15. High School / College AU

PS: PIQUE AND SHAKIRA ARE HAVING A BABY!!!

[identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com 2012-09-30 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
oh man, that would be amazing! I bet Xavi doesn't even let it faze him at first, whatever, he's cool, he'll just join the women's team and it'll be fine as long as he can play! right up until he finds out how hard it is to play football as a woman in Spain and then IT IS ON, PATRIARCHAL SPORTS CULTURE. XAVI WILL RAZE YOUR SEXIST INSTITUTIONS TO THE GROUND. also he is not waxing his legs or his armpits or his swimsuit area and if you don't like the way he looks in a skirt you can just dealwithit, assholes whistling at him on the street. Xavi is not taking your shit.

meanwhile poor Villa is still a little stuck on the fact that he has breasts. and a vagina. and his dick has gone away. :( he really misses his dick okay. and he had no idea that ladyparts required so much upkeep. lucky he has Xavi around to show him that the natural look is just fine!