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school and work have been eating up all my time lately and that is why I haven't been posting! though it never seems like it's been all that long to me, and then I realize I haven't updated in over a month. so yeah. still ticking along, just quiet on the livejournal front!

YULETIDE. it's almost time for the best season of the year to start! what is everybody nominating? I have predictably started trying to organize the sports people, because that is what I do. I'm going for Olympics RPF, She's The Man and am wavering between Bend It Like Beckham (HOW AM I THE ONLY PERSON THINKING OF NOMINATING THIS? SERIOUSLY???) and Tennis RPF because I really want that Chrissie/Martina fic. but if nobody nominates Bend It Like Beckham I may have to abandon classic tennis for this year. :(

Amanda Palmer and Mumford & Sons both have new albums out! they're pretty ace, you should check them out.

missmollyetc filled a Baby Dream Team prompt for me over on

touchline and it's awesome! go read: The Same Last Dream Again.

anybody want to play with memes? late to the party, I know. (seen this from a bunch of people but most recently

aramley.)

Pick a trope from this list and provide a fandom/pairing and I’ll tell you something about the story I’d write for that combination!

1. genderswap
2. bodyswap
3. drunk!fic
4. huddling for warmth
5. pretending to be married
6. secretly a virgin
7. amnesia
8. cross-dressing
9. forced to share a bed
10. truth or dare
11. historical AU
12. accidental-baby-acquisition
13. apocalypse fic
14. telepathy
15. High School / College AU

PS: PIQUE AND SHAKIRA ARE HAVING A BABY!!!

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ahahahaha oh man. oh man. no, see, as soon as they realize that they're going to have to share beds, everyone demands to room with Andres. (first of all, everybody likes Andres best. and secondly he's small enough that he won't take up the whole bed.) and Victor is just standing around rolling his eyes and going "really guys? you know he kicks in his sleep like a motherfucker" because he's the only one who has ever actually had to sleep with Andres before (away games for the B-team: they don't shell out for nice hotel rooms) and he knows. but once Xavi has used captain's privilege to claim Andres the general population shifts their demand from I WANT TO SHARE WITH ANDRES to I WILL SHARE WITH ANYBODY SO LONG AS IT'S NOT PIQUE AND HIS UNCONTROLLABLE BONER.

Victor is less amused when he winds up as the one stuck with Pique. I can't decide what would be funnier, if he banishes Pique to sleep in the bathtub or if Xavi and Andres take pity on him and let him come sleep with them. XD

ummmm what if Victor banishes Pique from their room??? He kicks him for 134335234523 time and when he starts singing Justin Bieber in his sleep, Victor just can't stand it any more, and Geri finds himself knocking in all the rooms of his teammates, but all of them refuse to take him in.
Of course, when he comes up at Leo and Villa's room, exhausted and really in need for some sleep, he backmails Leo with a really big awkward secret that only the trio knows(cescy, geri, leo) and noone should never find out, so Leo lets him in.
Villa is so moody after that, that he actually doesn't let Pique to borrow not even one pillow.
Leo passes one to him after Villa pretents he is asleep.
Geri starts rambling in his sleep about Cesc, and nudity, and showers and Villa takes him to Xavi to deal with the situation. He is the captain after all. Furthermore the same time Victor appears in Xavi's door and demands to sleep with Andres.

Oh GOD , it's your fault that i can't decide between xaviniesta and Victor/Andres ok???
This was all about messilla at first but now it's about every pair we ship at Barca!!!

..... AS IT'S NOT PIQUE AND HIS UNCONTROLLABLE BONER!!!! iam still shaking with laughter!!!!!!!! You are jenious!!!!!