PORN AWAY. I CAN TAKE IT. SO CAN SERGIO. (Xavi would mastermind the shit out of this scenario. get Sergio niiiiiiice and tipsy, frame it as a dare, next thing you know Pique and Puyol are getting some double-team action on Sergio's ass and mouth and Iniesta's sitting to the side jerking off while he watches it all go down. and Xavi knows exactly how to get Sergio off. EVERYBODY WINS XD)
you know, it's terrible because HELLO PORN but honestly Rafa/Iker just makes me think of all the hilarity that would ensue. I mean, think about it! they're both kind of quiet, modest people. they don't think about their own sex appeal. they would totally be shy and uncertain and "but why would he be interested in me" and all of their friends would be trying to yenta them into compromising sexual situations during the exho because they're sick of the pining! Raul and Sergio and Carlos Moya locking them in the showers together! madness!
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Date: 2010-11-11 11:43 pm (UTC)PORN AWAY. I CAN TAKE IT. SO CAN SERGIO. (Xavi would mastermind the shit out of this scenario. get Sergio niiiiiiice and tipsy, frame it as a dare, next thing you know Pique and Puyol are getting some double-team action on Sergio's ass and mouth and Iniesta's sitting to the side jerking off while he watches it all go down. and Xavi knows exactly how to get Sergio off. EVERYBODY WINS XD)
you know, it's terrible because HELLO PORN but honestly Rafa/Iker just makes me think of all the hilarity that would ensue. I mean, think about it! they're both kind of quiet, modest people. they don't think about their own sex appeal. they would totally be shy and uncertain and "but why would he be interested in me" and all of their friends would be trying to yenta them into compromising sexual situations during the exho because they're sick of the pining! Raul and Sergio and Carlos Moya locking them in the showers together! madness!