I'm trying to decide if he'd ease his way into things by starting with Pique or Bojan or if he'd go for the all-out challenge with Victor or Xavi. actually Xavi would probably be the easiest, go over his place to watch a game, he wouldn't notice what was going on until Leo was on his knees blowing him during half-time. bless him.
though I do share your worries about Xavi! this is another situation that I think would be greatly improved by a threesome with Victor and Andres. (really is there a situation that would not be remedied by a threesome with Victor and Andres I thought not.) or excitingly cramped and contorted adventures with Leo and Andres in the bathroom of the airplane coming back from the Balon d'Or award ceremony. I mean, that French magazine cover of the three of them. suspiciously post-coital if you ask me. :D
(or perhaps he'll just pine hopelessly for Iker and their star-crossed love for the rest of his life I don't know. I just prefer the version where he gets to have lots of supremely athletic sex with Leo. hey, or Bojan! two birds with one stone! aww, Xavi could teach him to respect his body and stop trying to make everyone like him by giving them what he thinks they want. in a loving, sexy way.)
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Date: 2011-05-22 12:59 pm (UTC)though I do share your worries about Xavi! this is another situation that I think would be greatly improved by a threesome with Victor and Andres. (really is there a situation that would not be remedied by a threesome with Victor and Andres I thought not.) or excitingly cramped and contorted adventures with Leo and Andres in the bathroom of the airplane coming back from the Balon d'Or award ceremony. I mean, that French magazine cover of the three of them. suspiciously post-coital if you ask me. :D
(or perhaps he'll just pine hopelessly for Iker and their star-crossed love for the rest of his life I don't know. I just prefer the version where he gets to have lots of supremely athletic sex with Leo. hey, or Bojan! two birds with one stone! aww, Xavi could teach him to respect his body and stop trying to make everyone like him by giving them what he thinks they want. in a loving, sexy way.)
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