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drive-by poll topic
Oct. 25th, 2010 08:55 pmokay, all my Barça girls. if someone were, hypothetically, writing the most self-indulgent fic ever in which the reason Barcelona players are so in-tune with each other is that they're psychic and Frank Rijkaard makes Xavi and Iniesta get soul-bonded in order to improve their combination back in 2004, which is the least unsupportable option:
(a) Xavi and Andres eventually have a romantic relationship (keeping in mind that I am total rubbish at sex scenes so we're probably talking a few post-match kisses and some light petting, tops, and also I may or may not handwave the existence of Andres' girlfriend and baby, because I really like her but I'm not sure I can justify having Andres Iniesta cheat on anybody)
or
(b) Xavi and Andres have a completely platonic but somewhat codependent friendship in which there is a lot of cuddling.
this post brought to you by my totally uncanonical but unshakable conviction that Victor Valdes bullies Andres Iniesta into eating and sleeping properly because he is secretly an overbearing mother hen.
(a) Xavi and Andres eventually have a romantic relationship (keeping in mind that I am total rubbish at sex scenes so we're probably talking a few post-match kisses and some light petting, tops, and also I may or may not handwave the existence of Andres' girlfriend and baby, because I really like her but I'm not sure I can justify having Andres Iniesta cheat on anybody)
or
(b) Xavi and Andres have a completely platonic but somewhat codependent friendship in which there is a lot of cuddling.
this post brought to you by my totally uncanonical but unshakable conviction that Victor Valdes bullies Andres Iniesta into eating and sleeping properly because he is secretly an overbearing mother hen.
