okay, first of all I don't even know the meaning of self-restraint, I was stricken with inspiration during my morning walk after last night's no-sleep four-coffee not-even-writing-all-that-much all-nighter and I was all "I can totally write this! totally! and then work on dissertation for the rest of the day!" which went about as well as you might imagine, so at least you can enjoy the result. I 100% guarantee it's more fun than my dissertation. (possibly more true to the spirit of the classics, too.)
title: Ibra In The Underworld
fandom: football rpf
pairing: Nesta/Ibrahimovic (some Pato/Barbara Berlusconi)
rating: PG-13
word count: 2000
summary: "I am Zlatan, and I am a god to the people of Sweden, and I have come to the underworld to find Alessandro Nesta and bring him back with me." Zlatan is Orpheus. Sandro is Eurydice. it goes down about as well as you would expect.
a/n: written for this awesome prompt at
footballkink2. thank you, inspirational OP! and thank you times a million to
applegnat, who put up with my panicked hyper-caffeinated sleep-deprived wails about not knowing anything about Milan anyway, reading as I went along and generally being the most encouraging ever! especially since Pato and Robinho are entirely stolen from days at the races.
( to some people, retirement really is kind of like hell )
title: Ibra In The Underworld
fandom: football rpf
pairing: Nesta/Ibrahimovic (some Pato/Barbara Berlusconi)
rating: PG-13
word count: 2000
summary: "I am Zlatan, and I am a god to the people of Sweden, and I have come to the underworld to find Alessandro Nesta and bring him back with me." Zlatan is Orpheus. Sandro is Eurydice. it goes down about as well as you would expect.
a/n: written for this awesome prompt at
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( to some people, retirement really is kind of like hell )