ahahahaha oh man. oh man. no, see, as soon as they realize that they're going to have to share beds, everyone demands to room with Andres. (first of all, everybody likes Andres best. and secondly he's small enough that he won't take up the whole bed.) and Victor is just standing around rolling his eyes and going "really guys? you know he kicks in his sleep like a motherfucker" because he's the only one who has ever actually had to sleep with Andres before (away games for the B-team: they don't shell out for nice hotel rooms) and he knows. but once Xavi has used captain's privilege to claim Andres the general population shifts their demand from I WANT TO SHARE WITH ANDRES to I WILL SHARE WITH ANYBODY SO LONG AS IT'S NOT PIQUE AND HIS UNCONTROLLABLE BONER.
Victor is less amused when he winds up as the one stuck with Pique. I can't decide what would be funnier, if he banishes Pique to sleep in the bathtub or if Xavi and Andres take pity on him and let him come sleep with them. XD
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Date: 2012-10-02 03:25 am (UTC)Victor is less amused when he winds up as the one stuck with Pique. I can't decide what would be funnier, if he banishes Pique to sleep in the bathtub or if Xavi and Andres take pity on him and let him come sleep with them. XD