I promise, when you keel over dead from laughter it won't hurt a bit

[meretricula]

if you have watched Star Trek XI (and if you haven't, I don't know why I'm friends with you and you should betake yourself to a movie theater post-haste), you will thoroughly enjoy this, which is not so much a fic as mixed-media genius. really not worksafe at all.

Comments

[petitebelette.livejournal.com]

that is wonderful.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

inorite? "'nubile' is a word for grownups." pfff!

[gules]

hee!

[tinuvielchild.livejournal.com]

That needs to be made into a hardcopy book this minute. So I can have it on my shelf and take it down and read it whenever I want to. BRILLIANT.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

now I'm wondering what part of the bookstore they'd put it in. =D