um... AWKWARD

[meretricula]

from Rafa's Q&A with the Times - does nobody screen these questions for blatant inappropriateness? Last night I had a really exciting dream about you, Feliciano Lopez, David Ferrer and me....it was really great....lol!!! Rafa, you said in reply to a question, that you normally don't dream about playing tennis.....do you ever have great dreams when you are asleep....and if you do, what was your favourite one....or do you want to keep that a secret.....lol?!!! Muchas Gracias y Buena Suerte.

I think I wrote that fic. I don't think Rafa would have gotten it even if he'd been able to read it. o_O;; WHO THE HELL IS PICKING THESE QUESTIONS. SERIOUSLY.

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[aramley.livejournal.com]

This q is basically: Dear Rafa, sometimes I dream about having sex with you. Who do you dream about having sex with? AWKWAAAAARD.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

I do love how Rafa just ~doesn't get it~ like EVER. but seriously, Benito, you are slacking, start screening these things better. that question was embarrassing based on both content and style.

[aramley.livejournal.com]

Didn't Rafa say something in his AO blog this year about going out for a meal and eating a steak and how he was working that meat well into his body? And then the next day that sentence disappeared and he apologised for saying something wrong? I would have given much much money to be in the room when someone explained to Rafa just what he'd actually written XD

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

O_O;; uh...

oh, Rafa. I can't even get upset with you. if anybody else had English this bad I'd smack him/her repeatedly with a grammar textbook. yet somehow when you do it it's endearing. (how has nobody in his six years on tour ever told him that illusion means different things in English and Spanish?)