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uhhhh I feel like this is so not me but various circumstances compel me, so. obviously [livejournal.com profile] cornerflag is a while away, but I'm already working on something and I could use a hand if anyone is interested/available/just wants to witness my steady descent into insanity.

basically I signed up to write Leo/Cesc het (no wait for it) as an AU in which Cesc is a girl, his sister Carlota is a boy (and through some "it's an AU okay leave me alone" handwaving is less than a year younger), "Carlos" follows basically the same career trajectory as rl Cesc, and "Cesca" moves with him to London when he transfers to Arsenal. long story short she tries out for the Arsenal Ladies and eventually has her own career as a footballer, fast forward a couple of years and they are Captain and Captain Fabregas, "Fabregas no. 4" shirts are the most popular replicas sold in both men's and ladies' stores and Cesca is the official #1 girlcrush of Kickette in spite of the fact that she's technically not a WAG. (also I hope to explore some of the issues surrounding the women's game, e.g. Cesca is an amazing player but realistically she can only do what she does because Carlos supports her financially, enabling her to train like a professional while most of the players in the women's league also have families and full-time jobs, not to get preachy but it really really sucks and people have a lot of nerve calling women's football boring. and also she has a contract with Nike solely because they wanted to use her and Carlos for the Men vs. Women campaign.) fast forward a few more years and Carlos moves back to Barcelona, Cesca moves to America to play professionally for the Boston Breakers. fast forward a few more, Leo stuns the footballing world by announcing out of the blue that he's retiring at the end of the season to raise the baby that he and his partner are expecting (lol shades of Carlos Tevez and also TROLLING LIKE A PRO), Spanish press go "WHO WHAT WHERE???" Leo goes "if you don't know who I've been dating for the past ten years I'm not going to tell you lol bye." (I am looking forward to writing this press conference can you tell.) they have a baby girl, Cesca continues to play professionally for several more years, Leo is an adorable house-husband and greatly enjoys being in a timezone close to Argentina's/being able to go to the supermarket in America even though he still needs Cesca to translate all the English for him THE END.

I have a ridiculous amount of headcanon, but I still need to do a lot of research. and timeline fudging. but also I sort of have most of a prequel written already, and I can't post it until after [livejournal.com profile] cornerflag goes up at the end of March because they have a rule about no pre-existing series, but I'm mostly using it to work out the characters and I need help, because Leo is REALLY REALLY HARD TO WRITE. so, if you want to still hear my rantings and maybe see bits of the thing while it's still in progress, comment and I'll make a filter - and seriously, whether or not we talk regularly, just let me know that you want to be on the filter, no further obligations, you're not required to comment on whatever I end up posting - and we'll see. I really want to write this thing. I just also want it not to suck. =/

Date: 2011-01-27 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eileenyx.livejournal.com
Leo is an adorable house-husband and greatly enjoys being in a timezone close to Argentina's/being able to go to the supermarket in America even though he still needs Cesca to translate all the English for him THE END.
For this bit (and all the others, really), I think I need to be on the filter. :D

Date: 2011-01-28 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
I mean, Leo would make the cutest househusband ever. (I think he would do very poorly without a kid to keep him busy, but... Leo. teaching his baby girl to play soccer.) you know he totally doesn't care if he's playing in the Champions League or his own backyard, so long as he's playing at all. :D

Date: 2011-01-27 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxover.livejournal.com
I AM VERY INTERESTED IN HELPING IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM BECAUSE GENDER BENDERS ARE MY FAVORITE AND SO IS LEO AND CESC IS ALRIGHT BUT CESC WITH BOOBS IS MORE THAN ALRIGHT AND YES, IF YOU NEED HELP, I AM HERE.

also, i've started my cornerflag fic too. lol silva/albiol surfer!au, you so silly.

you've created a monster.

Date: 2011-01-28 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
YOUR CAPSLOCK FILLS ME WITH GLEE. AS DOES YOUR PARTICIPATION IN CORNERFLAG. I ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY WITH GREAT DELIGHT.

Date: 2011-01-27 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aramley.livejournal.com
YOU KNOW I WOULD READ ANYTHING YOU WRITE. Especially if it has Leo Messi being adorable because that is fast becoming one of my favourite things in life. Also gender bending! Basically, sign me up :)

Date: 2011-01-28 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
~clings~ you are the best. and I am so glad that you like Leo now. :) HE IS JUST SO FUCKING CUTE I CAN'T EVEN.

Date: 2011-01-27 10:55 pm (UTC)
ext_20958: (hayato is speechless)
From: [identity profile] acchikocchi.livejournal.com
me me me oh my god Captain and Captain Fabregas I can't even describe my feelings

plus: the women's game, hell yes. am I right in thinking you read From a Left Wing?


edit: let's pretend that sounded less grabby.
Edited Date: 2011-01-27 10:56 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-01-27 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nahco3.livejournal.com
From of Left Wing is amazing. that's all.

Date: 2011-01-27 11:37 pm (UTC)
ext_20958: (hayato is hurt. in his kokoro.)
From: [identity profile] acchikocchi.livejournal.com
I was just reading through some of the posts I'd previously missed today and being, as usual, ridiculously impressed.

Date: 2011-01-28 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
ahahaha like basically the genesis of this was the desire to rewrite that TV episode about a day in the life of Cesc Fabregas as "a day in the life of Captain and Captain Fabregas" I have no shame whatsoever :DDD

I subscribe to it, yeah! I found it when I was doing research into women's football, Marta and stuff like that. MARTAAAAAAA. so fucking badass.

Date: 2011-01-28 09:59 pm (UTC)
ext_20958: (Default)
From: [identity profile] acchikocchi.livejournal.com
I just deleted like two lines of pure keysmashing. but that's my feelings about that. just so you know.

Date: 2011-01-27 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nahco3.livejournal.com
I am incredibly excited about this. so, me on filter please?

Date: 2011-01-28 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
:DD I am glad you are on board!

Date: 2011-01-28 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mardia.livejournal.com
Oh, I am IN. SO SOLD. This sounds fantastic.

Date: 2011-01-28 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
would not be the same without you! :D

Date: 2011-01-28 01:18 am (UTC)
ext_475658: (Default)
From: [identity profile] distira.livejournal.com
ooo i want in on this, it sounds fantastic! (also thank youuuu for reminding me with this post that [livejournal.com profile] cornerflag exists and that i'd almost forgotten to go sign up!)

Date: 2011-01-28 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
wheeeee yay! and yay [livejournal.com profile] cornerflag signups! this issue is going to be so fucking epic.

Date: 2011-01-28 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tabacoychanel.livejournal.com
ASKLFJDKSFJDKLFJ YOU'RE FINALLY WRITING IT THIS GON BE EPIC

I just also want it not to suck.
it won't, but if you're still worried remember you can always handwave that away.



Date: 2011-01-28 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
~grabbyhands~ I CANNOT DO IT WITHOUT YOU OK

Date: 2011-01-28 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vlieger.livejournal.com
i'd love to keep hearing about this, and help out if you ever need. sounds awesome! :)

Date: 2011-01-28 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
we'll see how you feel once the extent of my crazy is revealed... :D

Date: 2011-01-28 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stickmarionette.livejournal.com
Um, you know that I'm so in, right? *g* And if you need someone to talk to about Leo characterization, I'm always up for that.

(Also writing Pep Guardiola as Batman is fun. I love [livejournal.com profile] cornerflag.)

Date: 2011-01-28 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
OH GOOD. why is he so fucking difficult all the time. I mean. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT HE THINKS IF HE WON'T FUCKING TALK. =/

(hee! this issue is going to be AMAZING.)

Date: 2011-01-29 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stickmarionette.livejournal.com
I have a sneaking suspicion (all but confirmed by Gerard) that Leo actually has this quiet, snarky wit that he surprises people with. :D

(So many sign ups! I'm excited.)

Date: 2011-01-28 01:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louis-quatorze.livejournal.com
I am intrigued and would like to sign up for your newsletter. (Er, filter.)

Date: 2011-01-28 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
excellent! there's kind of a lot of Arsenal so I was hoping you'd be able to help with those bits. :D

Date: 2011-01-28 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louis-quatorze.livejournal.com
awesome. I am great at talking endlessly about Arsenal.

Date: 2011-01-28 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kfunk22.livejournal.com
me, please. not sure what will be more fun - this fic, or watching your steady descent into insanity. either way, i'm totally in.

Date: 2011-01-28 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
haha either way it will hopefully be enjoyable!

Date: 2011-01-28 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dorkorific.livejournal.com
SUBSCRIBE. Even though you know how I feel about Barça. (NEGATIVELY, I FEEL NEGATIVELY.) (Sorry, I'm new to this trash-talk thing.) Cesc and Carlos, yes yes yes yes.

Date: 2011-01-28 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
I am flattered that you are willing to waive the rivalry for me! (or, well, for girl Cesc. I understand. it's a thing. XD) (also while you're here you may enjoy checking out [livejournal.com profile] cornerflag? it's funnnnn~!)

Date: 2011-01-29 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] here-instead.livejournal.com
I'm usually more of a lurker, but I feel the need to comment on this because, seriously, it looks like it's going to be so epic.

Just reading "Captain and Captain Fabregas" makes me excited about the whole thing. There are just so many things that sound fantastic : "Carlos", a fic that deals with women's football, Leo trolling the press,... So many amazing things!

Would you mind if I friended you? I feel like after checking for updates on your journal for a couple of months, I might as well ask (I'm not some creepy stalker, I swear, though I probably sound like one). Also, could you add me to the filter, please? I'm probably not going to be of any help, but I'd really like to keep hearing about this story. ^^

Date: 2011-01-29 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
hello, and welcome! I mean, I hope it will be epic and therefore worthwhile. D:

seriously, there's no need to ask before friending, though it's always nice to meet people, too. :) adding you to the filter now! more eyes are always helpful.

and I hope you'll feel free to chat, about fic or anything else! we're friendly in these parts, nobody bites. :)

Date: 2011-01-29 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vaginal-parfait.livejournal.com
So *giggles nervously* um, we've never talked? God, I feel like an awful creeper. I've been lurking here for a while, so I suppose this is as good a time as any to say hello. Hello! I found your journal when I googled "football rec list", haha, and while that was awesome and INCREDIBLY helpful and wow you have good taste in fic-- I stayed for YOUR fic, which is basically all kinds of delicious :D also I am in love with Your Thoughts On The Classics.
So, yes. I've friended you, and I'd love to be on this filter :)

Date: 2011-01-29 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
hi, welcome! don't worry, we don't bite lurkers here. :) I'm glad my journal entertains!

adding you to the filter now, hope the resulting posts don't disappoint! :D
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