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Jul. 9th, 2005 05:33 pm
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...and alone in the house. bad combination. anyway.

i'm trying to decide whether or not to post this to [profile] inu_kai. opinions anyone? it's kinda short and crappy, but then, that's never stopped me before...

Temperature Control

Inui can always tell when the temperature has dipped below Kaidoh's comfort level - not because Kaidoh complains, or even ever mentions the weather, but because Kaidoh's nipples tighten up to hard points beneath the thin, transparent wife-beaters he wears around the apartment. Kaidoh considers turning on the heater to be equivalent to conceding defeat, so of course he refuses to even put on a long-sleeved shirt. Inui already knows, before he asks, what the response to his suggestion that perhaps it is time to raise the thermostat will be.

"Put on a sweater," Kaidoh snaps, glaring. Inui almost smiles. He finds Kaidoh's stubbornness about such inexorable forces as the weather amusing, to a point. That point is when Kaidoh starts sneezing, coughing, or showing other ill effects of the chill in their three-room apartment.

Still, Inui is unpleasantly surprised to find that he has apparently succumbed to the weather before Kaidoh this year: he wakes up feeling flushed and feverish, and when he shuffles into the kitchen for breakfast, Kaidoh takes one look at him and orders him back to bed.

Inui lies down and pulls the covers up around his chin, awaiting Kaidoh's reappearance with an unsympathetic lecture on the functions of winter clothing. However, as always, he has forgotten to factor in the one element that makes Kaidoh, even now, difficult to predict: Kaidoh hates to be predictable.

Inui wakes from a restless doze to a considerably warmer apartment. Kaidoh is sitting on the edge of the bed, carefully balancing a bowl of okayu and a glass of orange juice on a tray. "You should eat something," he says quietly, and helps Inui sit up. He doesn't spoon-feed him - that would be rather too much, even for Kaidoh's well-hidden mother instincts - but he sits and waits until Inui finishes, and tucks the covers under Inui's chin when he lies down again.

"I have to go to class," Kaidoh tells him, putting the tray of empty dishes on the dresser. "Get some sleep, and I'll be back in a few hours."

"Concentrate on your studies," Inui croaks.

"Yes, senpai." Kaidoh smiles faintly, almost indulgently, and presses a gentle kiss to Inui's forehead. "Oh, and Sadaharu?" he adds over his shoulder, as he leaves the room. "Next time you feel cold, just turn on the heat."

Date: 2005-07-09 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etiolation.livejournal.com
beneath the thin, transparent wife-beaters

What? Is he wearing saran wrap? :P

*squee* inukai is love. i am having a HELL of a time drawing atobexshishido, and it has been bothering me.

i spam your lj way too much.

Date: 2005-07-09 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
do guys not get that weird see-through effect when they wear white shirts? i wear white t-shirts to bed, and you can sure as hell see where my nipples are through them, even when it isn't cold.

...why are you drawing atobexshishido?

^^ I spam right back!

Date: 2005-07-09 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etiolation.livejournal.com
ummm...but i wouldn't call them transparent, really. *mental image of kaidou dies drooling*

oh, it's the pickup line doujinshi, no real separation of the Silver Pair. Oh no, how could I? ;_;

p.s. have you seen the episode in training camp where Tezuka does The Inexplicable? That is, do a doubles match with Oishi & Shishido vs. Ootori & Eiji. ZOMG CUTE CUTE CUTE.

I'm doing a story about how the four Buchou (Taichibana, Sanada, Atobe, and Tezuka) are stuck in an elevator, and it's a really HOT day. Buchou!love, hehe >:D

Date: 2005-07-09 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
...so what are they? semi-transparent? thin and white and leave it to the reader's imagination?

~heaves sigh of relief~

er... no, but it sounds really cute! although those pairings are wrong on every level known to man.

~sighs~ Sengoku and Akazawa still getting no love, I see. i wanna see, though! (but Sanada isn't buchou... he's still Yukimura's bitch!)

Date: 2005-07-09 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etiolation.livejournal.com
leave it at thin and white. inukai shippers will get it. believe me they'll get it.

I know, but I don't like Yukimura...because he's imperfect and has a crippling disease! ...man that sounded so mean. And I want to have Three Impossibly Stony And Boring but Incredibly Hot Buchou(s) and one Impossibly Hot and Articulate but Egotisitical Buchou. Sengoku doesn't exude buchou qualities, and Akazawa's slimy. Both of them are. I don't like Yamabuki or St. Rudolph's. :(

oi, found interesting data: Seigaku, Rikkai, Hyoutei, and Yamabuki are escalating schools, so they all wind up together into college. Which makes AU so less AU. *glee*

Date: 2005-07-10 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
okay. i'll trust in the intelligence of my readers.

aw... but he's pretty! you're right, though, for that sort of situation you need Sanada. ~<3s the stony buchou~

you know, you just made me write a Tezuka/Akazawa ficlet. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

=)

Date: 2005-07-09 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oh-sarah28.livejournal.com
it depends on the material.

My frat house T-shirts are good. I could wear a tent and show more skin. But the shirt from Banana Republic. . .tsk. You can see from here to Florida. *points*

Date: 2005-07-09 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
well, if I say "thin," it'll probably get across, right? maybe I should add "tight" instead of "transparent."

~angsting way too much over one word choice~

Date: 2005-07-09 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oh-sarah28.livejournal.com
Well, yeah, that would work.

That's the result of too much NoMalley, that is.

Date: 2005-07-10 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
everything bad about my writing is the result of too much NoMalley. And even if it isn't, I'm still blaming her.

Date: 2005-07-11 01:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oh-sarah28.livejournal.com
I blame her for most of my literary discrepancies, too, except for the 5.3 she so kindly let us add into our GPA's.

Date: 2005-07-11 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
yeah, pretty much the standard reaction to that class...

Date: 2005-07-13 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oh-sarah28.livejournal.com
You're welcome. :D

crack dump

Date: 2005-07-11 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etiolation.livejournal.com
look! it's the first half-page of my calculus no oujisama doujinshi! :D

Image

Uhhh...What I found out was that Golden Pair is EASY. Like extra extra easy to make into a story and NOT be OOC. Will be doujinshi-ing [livejournal.com profile] eala's AtoJi calc fic after this one. :D And of course, We must have Stony Buchou + Atobe love. XD

According to e^ln(x) data, Inui is the most seme of Seigaku, and Kaidou the most seme, tied with Kikumaru. *giggles*

And more art links. Like you need more.


OMG THEY HAVE BUCHOU LOVE. EE. EE. EE.
http://edenthedoors.com/

Um. Just pretty, and general.
http://route666.parfait.ne.jp/

She took down her O_O SMUT art, but she still has ICONS. EEE.
http://gesico.tank.jp/down.html

shit sexy inukai O_O
http://sadam.fc2web.com/pict.html

a TON of stuff. Including TONS of INUKAI.
http://mugi.boo.jp/futami/top.html

not a lot of tenipuri, but what's there, is hot
http://www3.to/p2-p/

LOL. Seigaku Bees.
http://www.geocities.co.jp/AnimeComic-Palette/4334/index.htm

again, not a lot, but absolutely PRETTY.
http://triplesix.cool.ne.jp/positived/pict.htm

not a lot there, but the married rikkai doubles? hell yeah
http://saji.raindrop.jp/fg/

There is Inukai. And Kaidou's family. And lots and lots of tennis people.
http://overlap.pupu.jp/home/index.htm

Naked Hyoutei Boys. Taichibana showing who's Boss.
http://canvas.fc2web.com/tennis-top.html

JESUS CHRIST THE STYLE IS AMAZING. Me wants this style. O_O
http://www.madpicasso.net/top.html

Pretty style....ahhhh...everything's starting to melt together now -_-;;;
http://www.good-vibration.net/jersey5/kranke.htm

same deal: pretty inukai
http://park5.wakwak.com/%7Earusa/fream1.html

It's cute but also incredibly kinky. TezuFuji, and Sanayuki. And then...shocker of all shocker's...THERE'S ACTUAL NIGHTMARE PAIR. HEEE
http://umami.babymilk.jp/frame-umami.htm

This site would be hilarious if I knew how to properly read japanese instead of picking out random kanji and hiragana
http://www.angel.ne.jp/~norainu/UMA/uma.html

Re: crack dump

Date: 2005-07-11 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
have to check out all the links, but first....

ZOMG YOU USED PRECALC TO EXPLAIN OISHI'S HAIR LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU!!!

aye, happy birthday

Date: 2005-07-12 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etiolation.livejournal.com
*pats red&white duffel bag* :)

Re: aye, happy birthday

Date: 2005-07-12 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etiolation.livejournal.com
p.s. when can i meet up with you?

Re: aye, happy birthday

Date: 2005-07-12 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
probably not tomorrow. otherwise, when are you free?

I NEED DIRECTIONS

Date: 2005-07-17 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etiolation.livejournal.com
or your cell phone number because I lost it ~_~
call me? ;_;

tenimyu

Date: 2005-07-18 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etiolation.livejournal.com
i think i'm more addicted to tenimyu than anipuri bwahahaha

BUT FIRST: I have found actual Horio x Kabaji crack -- have you seen this yet? CRACK CRACK BRAIN DIESSSS
http://www.livejournal.com/users/dilettantka/314810.html

and tenimyu picturs :3
http://www.livejournal.com/users/hinoai/356806.html#cutid1
http://www.livejournal.com/users/hinoai/349918.html

Re: tenimyu

Date: 2005-07-18 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
...yes. i almost cried i was so scarred. KABAJI/HORIO IS THE DEVIL.

and those screencaps are so cute! <3<3<3

more tenimyu crack for your fangirl soul

Date: 2005-07-22 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etiolation.livejournal.com
I love tenimyu more so than anipuri of the manga, because it's REAL people being dorks and singing horribly *cackles*

I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH MORIYAMA EIJI
http://www.bad-luck.net/blindgameagain/tennis/sidemineprogram12.jpg

*dies* Morieiji!!!!! (I think Tezuka's actor is also called Eiji, and there's a Eiki, but Kikumaru's actor is Nagayama :( )

And Yoshitsugu Abe:
http://www.bad-luck.net/blindgameagain/tennis/sidemineprogram11.jpg

It's really funny how the ordinarily ignored Taka gets a HOT HOT actor for the first 2 tenimyus...then the directors wised up and hired this hapa-looking kid who's kinda freaky-lookin' too. :( (note the purple on his shirt)

The first tenimyu cast was really good...then people started changing around (Fuji's actor, Kimeru, played Ryoma for a while O_O), which made it not so great, but then the new Inui is ADORABLE:

http://www.bad-luck.net/blindgameagain/tennis/araki2.jpg

awwww :3

cute group pic :D
http://www.bad-luck.net/blindgameagain/tennis/tenimyugrad-seigaku.jpg
from left:
Inui, Momo, (down)Eiji, Tezuka, Ryoma, Ryoma, Fuji, Inui, Taka (HAHAHAHA FLAMING!), Kai----o_O---dou.

And to scare you, remember the scary Tezuka #2?
http://www.bad-luck.net/blindgameagain/tennis/topstage0205-1.jpg
HIS HAIR. *is blinded*

all this is here:
http://www.bad-luck.net/blindgameagain/tennis/teniscans.html

Re: more tenimyu crack for your fangirl soul

Date: 2005-07-22 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
WAAAAAAH! MUST STUDY! ~pretending PoT does not exist until Nationals... failing miserably...~
From: [identity profile] etiolation.livejournal.com
http://switch.under.jp/
an AMAZING art site.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/peroxidepest17
BEST. BLEACH. FIC. WRITER. EVER. Once you finish the Soul Society Arc you will love the crackness.

Bleach is like this. The first arc is sorta slashy, but a lot more femslash. (mainly due to lack of handsome single young male characters) There are two CANON CANON x1000 pairings, which are IchigoxRukia and RenjixRukia. Because it is sooooo obvious. And pretty nice, too.

Ahem, now onto the yaoi.

The Soul Society arc possesses the same plot flaw as Tenipuri in that there are a TON of attractive young males running around with swords battling and whatnot. Plus there are the 13 Captains and their "lieutenants" (which we all know are fucking *aHEM*) and tons of UST in backstories, etc. It's like a breeding ground for slash. And it is there. Soooo there. There are like a feeeew females lurking about, but, like, really.

sorry! i keep on blabbign about bleach x_x;

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