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tried to update the Barça spam, once again rebuffed by character limits. FINE. BE THAT WAY, EL JAY. Victor and Andres deserve their own post, anyway. beware, this one's a bit lengthy. and it contains words and stuff as well as pictures.

anyone who's talked to me for long about Barcelona could tell you that I'm just a tiny bit obsessed with Victor Valdes and Andres Iniesta. they're both very quiet people so there's not a whole lot of resources that I've seen on them (remarkably, considering what a huge impact Iniesta in particular has made both at Barcelona and for Spain). however, by scrounging around the internet, I have uncovered a few awesome facts about them. first and foremost: they were roommates at La Masia in Andres' first year (he was twelve, Victor was fourteen), along with some other names you might know (Pepe Reina, Mikel Arteta, Thiago Motta anyone?). keep in mind that Andres was the most miserably homesick child imaginable when he moved to Barcelona from Albacete - he missed his parents and he cried for most of his first year away from home. there is a probably-untrue but alarming plausible anecdote about a reporter being told not to ask him about his family because it would make him cry.

there is not a whole lot of actual reason for me to be utterly convinced that Victor is still incredibly protective of Andres, but he used to look after Andres at the academy since he'd been there longer (Víctor took care of us and was great with us can I just) and he still sticks up for Andres in interviews. also, well. blind convictions are supposed to be baseless anyway. and in defense of my BFF OTP, there are a lot of small details floating around that support my conclusions. Victor and Andres have been on the same football team since they were at La Masia; they made Barça B at the same time, and were promoted to the first team at the same time as well. and they're perfectly happy to inform interviewers that they're best friends. Victor is apparently giving Andres parenting advice. ♥ (Victor has a son named Dylan; Andres' girlfriend was pregnant with their first daughter, Valeria, at the time of the interview.) when the shortlist for the 2010 Ballon d'Or came out (Xavi, Leo and Andres were the final three; Leo won in the end) Victor repeatedly said in interviews that he was happy for all of them but he wanted Andres to win because Andres is his little brother. Victor, bless his extremely bad-tempered soul, is a complete psychopath on the pitch and gets into a lot more fights than he ought to in order to defend his generally much smaller teammates, including during the first Clasico of the 2010-11 season, when he sprinted a good forty yards outside his penalty area (and got yellow-carded for his trouble) to back up Andres in a fight with Cristiano Ronaldo. when Andres got injured right before the World Cup (Informe Robinson made a documentary about Spain at the 2010 World Cup; the relevant bit is translated here), Victor said afterward that it was one of the worst days of his life because of how awful it was for Andres; he walked off the pitch in tears and none of his teammates could do anything to help. and finally, because it warms the cockles of my black heart, little Andresito sticking up for Victor (who has kind of a not-great reputation, since he is hot-headed and tattooed and admittedly looks a bit like a skinhead):

I’ve been asked this question many times, but I always say the same thing. Víctor has an impressive look… for those who don’t know him. He’s a work of art, a magnificent and caring person like few others, but what happens is that you can’t judge anyone if you don’t know them, and sometimes people judge him without knowing him. For my part, I can only say that since we have known each other, and looking back through the years, he has never let me down.

they have been through everything together, every step of the way: depression, injuries, the terrible end of the Rijkaard era, the death of Dani Jarque. and they've won everything together too: four five Liga trophies, five Supercopas, and three Champions Leagues.

…when we finished the final at Wembley, I thought about those talks with Andres. The Final at Wembley was the greatest day, the most beautiful thing I’ve experienced. Not only because we won the Champions League, but also because of the rival and the stadium. And finally because Andres and I managed to fulfill our dream.

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plus, you know. We travelled all around Spain on a coach and now we travel all around the world on planes. On the bus ride from the hotel to the stadium, I sat next to Victor Valdés – I always sit with him – and I told him that I would score, and that I’d dedicate the goal to him. Sometimes I say these things and they don’t come true, but… (he's not exaggerating, either. he really does always sit next to Victor.)

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ughhhh I just love them so much!
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annnnnd even more links. you know. if you're into that sort of thing.

Date: 2011-08-21 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] climbingeverest.livejournal.com
These two are too precious for life and the only thing stopping me from writing about them all day every day is my fear that I will destroy how precious they are. So. Fucking. Cute.

Date: 2011-08-21 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
so... basically they are cockblocking themselves with their own adorableness. (I feel you bro. that one WIP sits almost untouched in my fic folder because GODDAMMIT EVERY TIME I TRY TO WRITE I AM UNABLE TO COMMUNICATE THEIR SHEER CUTENESS TO THE PAGE.)

Date: 2011-08-21 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lpili13.livejournal.com
I LOVE them. These pics are beatiful, and the whole story is great, and beatiful. Thank yo for putting everything together <3

I´ve added the entry to memories, because i want to be able to come back, and come back to read about these boys.

Date: 2011-08-21 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
my pleasure! :D (tbh most of the text was in my huge "I love Barça" essay already, I just ran out of space and decided this should be moved to its own post.)

Date: 2011-08-21 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitty69lover.livejournal.com
ggggggggggggggggggggggggg i cannot explain how much i love you for this post!!!

[i feel that i MUST friend you, do you think that's acceptable?]

i think they're PERFECT together as people, Andres is shy and friendly looking, Victor is fiery and menacing looking.

[but it is Anders who's the ghostface killah and VV is the absolute sweetheart]

up until The Second Year of Shaving his Head, Victor Valdes was my biggest craziest deepest Barca crush and he had been so since one presscon i saw of him probs in 2003.

and spot on with psychopath haha, my bff and i say VV is Mr. Blonde from Reservoir Dogs.

Date: 2011-08-21 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
hee, new friends are always acceptable! and omggggggg how are they so perfect, I can rant for days about Victor being crazily overprotective and huge and menacing to anyone who breathes wrong on Andres but oh god when Andres sticks up for his man he does it right. you slam those people who don't know him, Andres. you shut them right down.

I MISS VICTOR'S TEEN IDOL HAIRCUT. I MISS IT A LOT. but presumably Andres doesn't feel as bad about going bald at an early age when he's got Victor's smooth scalp to look forward to?

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Date: 2011-08-21 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sheep-emilia.livejournal.com
I agree with the previous comment; they're already too much irl, I sometimes toy with the idea of writing them, but never actually do. Maybe I'll try to write them as a background established couple, and it'll help me make the transition? IDK... Also, bromance is all good, but there's too much "friends" wibe there for me to see the "romance" part of bromance... Does that make any sense?

Date: 2011-08-21 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
haha no I feel you! I spent a long long time friend-shipping them in the background of other pairings. they really do give off an aura of pure, platonic love! (and also I love their families so it would be very hard for me to picture them in the present day.) but I'll find the homoerotic subtext if it kills me. XD

Date: 2011-08-21 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxover.livejournal.com
quit tryna show me up with your adorable, totally obviously mfeo pairing, okay???

Date: 2011-08-21 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxover.livejournal.com
lol at "he's a work of art"

hellz yeah he is, andres. you got good eyes, son!

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Date: 2011-08-21 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxover.livejournal.com
CAN WE NOTE THE DIFFERENCE IN HAND SIZE, PLEASE? PLEASE. PLEASE.

Date: 2011-08-21 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitty69lover.livejournal.com
GOALKEEPER HANDS KEKEKE

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Date: 2011-08-21 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellamoonie.livejournal.com

They are beyond perfect. Words cannot even fully capture the sheer beauty that is their epic friendship (though you did a pretty fricken good job). :)

I'm not even sure if it's possible to write these two with full effectiveness, they're just so real...

Date: 2011-08-21 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
it's handy that I have so many of their own words to help me out. :) as for the second part, we'll see, we'll see!

Date: 2011-08-21 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louis-quatorze.livejournal.com
I always approve of goalkeepers getting love.

Date: 2011-08-21 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
Victor can get ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD from me. :D

Date: 2011-08-21 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreamofthem.livejournal.com
<3 <3 <3 I love manifestos and I love footballing friendships and I love canon BFFs

Date: 2011-08-21 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
hee! ok now where's yours for Park/Evra? :P

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Date: 2011-08-22 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tankshallkill.livejournal.com
Okay I'm on the fly here but you should file a complaint with Lj Bc I did that and they went in and fixed my limits or whatevs.

Date: 2011-08-22 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
haha oh no it legitimately is over the character limit for an entry. I have been building that spam for over a year now. it has a loooooot of words in it. XD

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Date: 2011-08-22 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greenpixiehair.livejournal.com

can we just talk for a minute about how someone who is notoriously shy is coming out with what amounts to "gtfo he is a work of art bitches" and "we are inseperable also i score goals for him, so."

ahhhhhh

victor and his never ending "with my brother Andres!" at the end of any sentence containing anything good will never cease to be a source of joy

Date: 2011-08-22 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
I just, I cannot sometimes, it just knocks me over how fucking devoted they are to each other. how when something good happens it matters and they want to commemorate that they did it together. and the glancing mentions of being together when terrible things happened, too. (also: Andrés has been the best for years. (http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/may/24/andres-iniesta-champions-league-barcelona-manchester-united) you tell those unappreciative bitches, Victor.)

I KNOW. HIS FACEBOOK IS LARGELY USELESS BUT WHENEVER I SEE THE WORD "HERMANO" I KNOW I AM GOING TO BE MADE VERY HAPPY.

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Date: 2011-08-22 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angualupin.livejournal.com
!!!! Well, when it comes to shipping, I'm a die-hard Xavi/Andres fan, but Andres and Victor are BFFs and adorable together. Thanks for this spam; I would draw hearts around them on my laptop screen if that weren't a stupid idea.

Date: 2011-08-22 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
haha I given into that somewhat embarrassing urge more than once. XD

Date: 2011-08-23 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onsides.livejournal.com
What an absolutely beautiful friendship they have. Every time I see them together or hear them talking about each other, I can't help but smile. I hope I can be friends with someone like that one day.

Fantastic post!

Date: 2011-08-24 01:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
they cheer me up no matter what! :)

Date: 2011-08-24 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohsofierce-x3.livejournal.com
I. Love. Them.

Seriously. My heart bursts.


Shallow: And Victor Valdes, do me. I cannot say that about Andresito because he's our Andresito. But Victor. UNF.

Date: 2011-08-24 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
<333333333

lmao girl get in line

Date: 2011-08-24 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asdfg.livejournal.com
This is really impressive work. Thanks so much for sharing!

Date: 2011-08-24 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
always a pleasure :D

Date: 2011-08-24 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] footballfangirl.livejournal.com
They have an amazing and beautiful friendship. It's very refreshing.

Date: 2011-08-24 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
I knowwwww man every time someone is all "[xxx] football bromance is so epic" I am like YOU DO NOT KNOW FROM EPIC BITCH

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Date: 2011-08-24 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abfabregas.livejournal.com
let
me
die

andresito is my favourite player in the world right now, and to think that VV would help him with his homesickness when he had huge anxiety problems himself is just........sgdfghstjhsjtghgs

Date: 2011-08-24 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
broken children fixing each other <333 forever

Date: 2011-08-24 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neecule.livejournal.com
;___________; I love their friendship so much. I've also read somewhere that VV is thankful for Andres coz he helps him with his temper :3

Thank you for the post. <3

Date: 2011-08-24 01:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
omgggg I love them so much! (and if you ever find that link again send to me so I may include it in my creepy stalker index of their friendship!)

<3!

Date: 2011-08-24 01:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] munkykiss.livejournal.com
excellent pos!

Date: 2011-08-24 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
thanks! XD

Date: 2011-08-24 03:33 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] nulz.livejournal.com
they are wonderful and one of the many reasons why i love this team. you can't buy what they have.

"con mi hermano Andres!" makes me ;~; every single time.

Date: 2011-08-24 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
oh man me too, THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL ;_;

Date: 2011-08-24 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_dennis_csi_/
amazing post! I LOOOOOOOOVE THEM SO MUCH :3

Date: 2011-08-25 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
THEY ARE A PRETTY EASY SUBJECT TO WRITE ABOUT NGL ♥

Date: 2011-08-31 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x1900l.livejournal.com
love the way they support each other and take care of each other.
precious post. XD

Date: 2011-08-31 11:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
they are for sure the cutest! :D

Date: 2012-10-21 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loozy.livejournal.com
You successfully converted me :D

Congrats :D

And thanks so much for this brilliant post! I'm a bit in love with it :)

Date: 2012-10-21 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
VICTORY!!! aww yeahhh time for a triumphant booty dance~

haha thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed ;)

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Date: 2012-12-26 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evalianna.livejournal.com
Hi, oh my god, you're so cool, I love this.

I had no idea about Valdes and Iniesta so this was so nice to read. Also taught maybe that there is more to Barca than swooning over Villa and getting ridiculously excited when Pique dedicates goals to Shakira.

But seriously. This is really sweet, and (photo of Bojan aside where I began clapping my hands together in delight like a demented seal) it was really nice to calmly read about two good guys who seem so wonderfully loyal to each other and go so far back.

So thank you so much for the lovely post, they're adorable lads. :)

Also someone needs to kidnap Victor Valdes and force him to grow out his hair again. I volunteer.


Edited Date: 2012-12-26 02:18 pm (UTC)

Date: 2013-01-06 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
ahhh thank you! they're my faaaaaaves haha that's probably super obvious but yeah. though I do also get really excited when Piquechu does his Shakira goal dedication! XD there is a lot more to Barça than meets the eye!

Victor's hair was so pretty :( come back, Victor's hair.

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