I wish to find the person who wrote the algorithms for Google Image Search and shake his/her hand

[meretricula]

Victor/Andres spam of doom: now with even more pictures. because some of the fruits of my searches were too amazingly vintage not to share.

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[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

you had me at vintage barca




on a related note

andres' ~men are nuzzling each other

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

aww, lookit Andres being all bashful. honey, it's okay to look. you got two smoking hot men and you know they only want to put on a show for you.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

"now raise your hands if you believe threesomes solve everything"

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

only tangentially related but did I ever tell you I'm trying to write a fic in which Xavi invites Victor over to his house during international break to fuck Iker through the mattress because Iker has an inexplicable fetish for Catalan? (I love how this made perfect sense in my head until I had to explain it to anyone.)

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

well

it makes perfect sense in my head too

you should make it happen

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

well

then I guess I should do that, huh?

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

dying

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

do you actually have a stash of these or are you just googling as necessary

either way, well played.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

i wanna say sekrit stash




but that wouldn't be entirely true

i have a xavi stash

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

oic

I think I finally have enough pictures to justify separate folders for Iker/Xavi and Victor/Andres but idk what I would call the second folder...

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

:3

you mean the victor/andres folder? why, what do you call the iker/xavi folder?

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

oh, no, they're both in one folder called BFF OTP. I have this weird theory that Iker and Xavi are kind of a parallel version of Victor and Andres, just go with it...

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

Iker and Xavi's bffness bemuses and delights me, idk man it seems to me such a different sort of split of personalities to Victor and Andres

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

yeah, exactly, but weirdly similar circumstances, you know? like, what a weird coincidence that you have another goalkeeper-midfielder pair that grew up together and were such a big influence on each other.