I am not drunk enough anymore to drunkenly promise fic :(

[meretricula]

I think I was about an hour ago but I'm pretty much out of internet on my phone until the third, tragically, so I couldn't drunk-tweet from the bar.

WOOHOO HALLOWEEN PARTIES!!! they served tequila kamikazes in glass teacups! I felt super classy.

what would y'all most like me to drunkenly promise to fic? I assume about 90% of you would say FINISH THE SOULBONDING FIC YOU LAZY WHORE but you never know. XD

iluvuall!!!!!!!! ps HURRICANES ARE MADE OF FRUIT PUNCH AND DEATH BEWARE.

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[distira.livejournal.com]

drunk

is this the first time i'm drunk commenting you? sry if it isn't more entertaining, i'm usually a well-behaved drunk


drunkenly promise anything fic, but yes to soulbonding. (also i started the messilla yesterday get pumped)

[gitanamorena.livejournal.com]

I am not drunk, but am decidedly hungover. Even though I didn't do any real drinking last night... maybe it was all the red makeup, seeping into my bloodstream...

Also glass teacups. This sounds like a thing that needs to be investigated. And then MINE.

You should drunk-write some drunk Athletic players. Male or female. Or both. XD XD XD

(You knew I would say that, right? XD)

[justkisa.livejournal.com]

soul bonding for sure!

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

I think you should write threesomes

I'm not much fussier than that







though obvs if messi was involved +3398509840384 bonus points

[tinymich.livejournal.com]

I did not see this last night while I was drunk. I would have, if I had, said SOULBONDING PLS. And in the light of day and omg starving (which is always my version of a hangover -- i never have a headache, I just REALLY WANT TO EAT), I still want soulbonding fic!

(11 types of wine last night. The best was the Porto, even without Mourinho and AVB.)

[louis-quatorze.livejournal.com]

woah your drunkening sounded more classy than mine! I just had several vodka-Red Bulls for some reason and then we stayed in the club until it closed and we were upset because it's Daylight Savings and WE SHOULD HAVE HAD AN EXTRA HOUR.

which reminds me, I need to check to make sure my friend got home.

I think there should be fic of footballers getting drunk and partying. celebration fic! (And then groaning hangover fic.)