I'm a sheep

[meretricula]

oblig tennis comment: YAYYYYY RAFA ILU FOREVER and NOOOOOO FERRU BITCH YOU BETTER NOT RETIRE I'M NOT DONE WITH LOVING YOU

ganked from various but originally willowcabin

Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

any pairing from any fandom I've been in, however long ago!

Comments

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

heee, of course!

Theo/Gareth:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
Gareth is almost always the big spoon, for obvious reasons. but sometimes when he's upset he'll go to bed by himself and curl up on his side, and then Theo will give him a little time and crawl in after him and hug him from behind.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity
they would both say videogames, but it's actually kicking a football around in the backyard.

who uses all the hot water in the morning
Gareth. it's not his fault, okay! he has hair to wash and Theo doesn't and he needs to condition his or it gets frizzy and Theo has a ridiculously small water heater!

what they order from take out
sushiiiiii even though Gareth secretly doesn't really like it because raw fish freaks him out so he always gets the california rolls or something with eel or prawns because they cook them first.

what is the most trivial thing they fight over
WALCOTT TO SPURS TROLOLOLOL JACK WILSHERE IS THE DEVIL um, probably playstation.

who does most of the cleaning
Gareth, and he's super passive-aggressive about it, too.

what has a season pass in their DVR
some British reality TV show. maybe their version of Dancing With the Stars? I feel like that could be a halfway-decent compromise between Theo's desire for something halfway artistic and Gareth's desire to just shut off and watch something stupid.

who controls the netflix queue
Gareth, but mostly just because Theo can never remember that sort of thing. and then bitches when Gareth gets movies he doesn't want to watch. most of the time Gareth knows what Theo would like and he gets it for him, but sometimes he just wants a movie he wants to see, goddammit.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Gareth again! basically you can see a trend about who's the functional adult in this relationship.

who steals the blankets
you would think Theo, but actually Gareth is the human equivalent of a heat-seeking missile and he will alternate between smothering Theo and rolling himself up like a burrito in all the blankets when Theo shoves him off. he completely denies doing this when Theo kicks him awake to get the blankets back.

who leaves their stuff around
Theo, mostly. he doesn't mean to, he just never thinks about it. when Gareth leaves stuff at Theo's place, he thinks about it for a really long time and deliberately chooses where exactly he's going to leave something for maximum GARETH BALE WAS HERE SO JACK WILSHERE INTERLOPERS BEWARE effect.

who remembers to buy the milk
Gareth. he actually brings over a pint when he's planning to stay the night at Theo's because he knows Theo will never have any in the fridge that hasn't gone off yet.

who remembers anniversaries
Gareth always remembers, but he feels awkward making a fuss about them because he worries it's only a big deal to him. Theo is pretty good about it, though. and his big sister reminds him when he doesn't remember on his own.

[mardia.livejournal.com]

You should see the glee I have on my face right now, looking at this. :DDDDD

LOLOLOL GARETH AND HIS NOT SO SNEAKY PLOTS TO MAKE EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY JACK WILSHIRE, BACK THE EFF OFF. Interlopers beware indeed. (And now you've got me imagining Theo crawling into bed to comfort an upset Gareth and my heart, it's cracking all over the goddamn place.)

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

hee, I'm glad you liked it!

man, it is way too soon to be writing about it but I really hope someone has been taking care of Gareth since Gary Speed committed suicide. =/ he was his manager. I can't imagine that not hitting him really hard.

[mardia.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I've been thinking the same thing. Definitely not writing about it, but--I sincerely hope somebody's looking after him, and Aaron Ramsey as well. I mean, Speed made Ramsey captain, you know?

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

yeah. poor kids. Wales was doing so well. I really hope they qualify for the World Cup.