I'm a sheep

[meretricula]

oblig tennis comment: YAYYYYY RAFA ILU FOREVER and NOOOOOO FERRU BITCH YOU BETTER NOT RETIRE I'M NOT DONE WITH LOVING YOU

ganked from various but originally willowcabin

Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

any pairing from any fandom I've been in, however long ago!

Comments

THIS IS FLAWLESS. <3

[gitanamorena.livejournal.com]

Also like, all true. The sushi, and the cooking impairments, are well-documented facts. And you know that the only time any cleaning or actual cooking gets done is when Javi's mother comes to visit and whips his house into some semblance of order. (I suspect she pretends not to know about the real reason Iker's stuff is everywhere. There's just some things that a good Catholic mother doesn't want to think about.)

When you say Ander and Amore "try to remind Iker", you mean that they occasionally like to give him panic attacks by making up random anniversaries, right? Because that is totally something they would do.

P.S.: Javi, you'd probably be less cold if you would put on some goddamn clothes. Just saying. (Although I suppose Iker wouldn't really approve of that solution...)

(Also I shall endeavor to better stalk Neka and Irune for you. But the t-shirts omg. I just can't with those girls.)