I'm a sheep

[meretricula]

oblig tennis comment: YAYYYYY RAFA ILU FOREVER and NOOOOOO FERRU BITCH YOU BETTER NOT RETIRE I'M NOT DONE WITH LOVING YOU

ganked from various but originally willowcabin

Comment with a pairing and I will tell you:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

any pairing from any fandom I've been in, however long ago!

Comments

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

haha, sorry for taking so long about this! just found the comment notification in my inbox again. XD ZLATAN/MAXWELL FOREVER, THEY ARE CANON IN MY HEART.

who is the big spoon/little spoon
Maxwell is the big spoon! Because facts! Which Zlatan has graciously seen fit to tell us! And also despite his massive size Zlatan is not really great at cuddling people. He prefers it when other people focus their attention on him and he doesn't have to do any work.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity
The easy answer would be football, but actually it's playing with their children. Maxwell knows exactly how whipped he is and he doesn't mind it, but that doesn't mean he doesn't find it amusing to watch Zlatan bend over backwards to keep his sons happy.

who uses all the hot water in the morning
You think Maxwell's hair gets that beautiful by accident?

what they order from take out
Pizza. Don't even talk to Zlatan about dieting. It won't end well.

what is the most trivial thing they fight over
"Real men have sons"? Oh really. Maxwell likes this fight a lot. It always ends with him bending Zlatan over something and fucking him until he can't come up with any more supposedly witty comebacks.

who does most of the cleaning
Neither. They make enough money to hire a cleaning service, and Zlatan never wants to see someone he loves stuck doing domestic chores ever again. He really will scream if he sees Maxwell washing something. And it's not like it would ever occur to him to tidy up after himself, either.

what has a season pass in their DVR
Ajax games for Maxwell, even though Zlatan yells at the television about how crap they are without him. And extreme sports for Zlatan.

who controls the netflix queue
Maxwell. Zlatan bitches about how he never picks good movies. Maxwell ignores him.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Maxwell. Zlatan would just threaten to dropkick him or sleep with his sister and Maxwell kind of doesn't want to be evicted.

who steals the blankets
Zlatan gets cold really easily, but it's easier to cuddle up against Maxwell than drag the blankets away. So neither, really.

who leaves their stuff around
Sometimes Zlatan, but mostly the kids.

who remembers to buy the milk
Zlatan. He wants his boys to have strong bones! Real men have sons without osteoporosis!

who remembers anniversaries
Real men don't remember anniversaries! (Zlatan always makes dinner on their anniversary. It's the only time he cooks. But he pretends it's not for a special occasion so shhhh, don't tell anyone.)