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dammit why is there no smut on my f-list?

~meanders off to sulk and read hardXcore yaoi manga~

Date: 2005-11-12 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nefyr.livejournal.com
Where's that manga you reading located? Can I have a ling? XDDDDD SMUT. *crosses fingers that you're not squicked by the pairing*

Date: 2005-11-12 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nefyr.livejournal.com
That would be a link. I have no clue what a "ling" is.

Date: 2005-11-12 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
it's a ring for asian people. =P does that mean you want to marry me?

Date: 2005-11-12 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nefyr.livejournal.com
XDDDDDD

Date: 2005-11-12 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
~blinks~ are you kidding, child? I've gotten into the Nakama database. My smut collection has expanded to the point of disbelief.

...the pairing is a little squicky, but i read it. and now i'm wondering if margarine is really safe for internal use. i mean, doesn't it seem like that could go bad or something if you didn't wash it out properly? and you couldn't go to the doctor about it, because oh my god that would be soooooo embarrassing. "um, doctor, i seem to have gotten an infection due to my incautious use of unintended lube..."

Date: 2005-11-12 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nefyr.livejournal.com
Oh noes. What amuses me is that I haven't read it yet. I just grabbed something out of my To Read folder that was a fandom you're familiar with and a pairing that is not something I know you don't like.

As to that response, I know it's really strange, but "down there" is self cleaning, so all the margarine would be teh gone after a couple of days.

Date: 2005-11-12 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
~shrugs~ it wasn't bad. a little too... songficcy. but otherwise okay.

now that you mention it, that's true. i wonder how the feminine organs deal with that, though... (you don't have to ponder that. it's really okay. I don't even want to ponder that.)

Date: 2005-11-12 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nefyr.livejournal.com
Oh, and you should get WireHog so I can browse your computer for your manga.

Date: 2005-11-13 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nefyr.livejournal.com
It's a file sharing thing that lets people download stuff that's on your hard drive (with you choosing what's accessible).

Date: 2005-11-13 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
blah. you'll have to show me how to fix it up, cuz i'm stupid.

(much love to your icon, btw!)

Date: 2005-11-13 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nefyr.livejournal.com
I lurve my iconses.

This explains it a lot better than I can.

Date: 2005-11-13 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
but that would... involve effort. I mean, if you want to come over and set it up on my computer, sure, but otherwise...

Date: 2005-11-13 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nefyr.livejournal.com
So you want me to personally look through all of your files and decide for each one if it should be shared or not? *eyebrow*

Date: 2005-11-13 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
hey, I'm shameless. And it's not like I have anything REALLY weird... that I know of... (well, aside from the graphic yaoi and the rape and incest and shota... you know, maybe I shouldn't let you see this stuff...)

anyway, most of it's been transferred over to CD by now, 'cause I ran out of hard-drive space.

Date: 2005-11-13 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nefyr.livejournal.com
Of that list, the only thing I am slightly disturbed at is the shota. But I won't get into my rant about it.

Date: 2005-11-13 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
good. b/c disturbing as it is, Recipe is fucking good. ~cuddles Yuki Shimizu~

Date: 2005-11-13 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nansuo.livejournal.com
hmmm, I compiled a list of GO fic recs on my lj, but this one you should not miss:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/velvet_mace/67591.html :P

Date: 2005-11-13 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
FEARFEARFEAR OMG WTF???????

~cries~ dammit, remember the asians who dressed up as tetris blocks for halloween? OUCH MY BRAIN HURTS.

Date: 2005-11-13 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nansuo.livejournal.com
HEE. XD
This is retribution for spamming me with Shimizu and Amane for my birthday! (although am secretly happy about it)
Now I need to get offline and start studying math. The internet is NOT helping.

Date: 2005-11-13 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
divine retribution for smut? aw, that's not fair...

(tell me about it...)

Date: 2005-11-15 01:55 am (UTC)
jjhunter: Watercolor of daisy with blue dots zooming around it like Bohr model electrons (Default)
From: [personal profile] jjhunter
So that's why the Penguins have been so...rambunctious lately. *faceplant* Ze have this bad habit of wandering into peoples' lives, forcing lj's on them, and now, apparently, stealing ze smut (aka 'the good stuff').

I'm incredibly sorry.
--J

Date: 2005-11-15 09:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
~blinks~ er... penguins? now I'm comfused...

Date: 2005-11-15 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Yup; they were the ones to force me to get a livejournal in the first place, and are the reason why I'm listed as living in Antartica.

If still confused, just talk to Anneke, and keep in mind that I'm never serious-or am I?

Date: 2005-11-15 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
oh, THOSE penguins. it's all clear to me now...

Date: 2005-11-15 08:52 pm (UTC)
jjhunter: Watercolor of daisy with blue dots zooming around it like Bohr model electrons (Default)
From: [personal profile] jjhunter
Yup; they were the ones to force me to get a livejournal in the first place, and are the reason why I'm listed as living in Antartica.

If still confused, just talk to Anneke, and keep in mind that I'm never serious-or am I?

Date: 2005-11-15 08:53 pm (UTC)
jjhunter: Watercolor of daisy with blue dots zooming around it like Bohr model electrons (Default)
From: [personal profile] jjhunter
er, sorry about that; still getting used to this lj thingie.

Date: 2005-11-15 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
s'ok. i figured out your secret ninja identity on my own!

Spam--Monty Python style in a good cause

Date: 2005-11-17 01:55 am (UTC)
jjhunter: Watercolor of daisy with blue dots zooming around it like Bohr model electrons (Default)
From: [personal profile] jjhunter


I never wanted to be a pet shop owner...I wanted to be...
a hypnotist!

I'm a hyp-no-tist and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day!
I con-vince kids, to do strange stuff
their secrets to con-fess
On Friday I'll be stopping
for a show at B-L-S

Wow. That was terrible. But come anyway! Or I'll write more verses and inflict them on you!

Re: Spam--Monty Python style in a good cause

Date: 2005-11-17 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
can't. district auditions is VERY EARLY the next day.

Re: Spam--Monty Python style in a good cause

Date: 2005-11-17 08:58 pm (UTC)
jjhunter: Watercolor of daisy with blue dots zooming around it like Bohr model electrons (Default)
From: [personal profile] jjhunter
what about a raffle ticket? They're only a dollar, and ze prizes are pairs of Harry Potter tickets and an ipod mini!
--Exploitive in a good cause
p.s. Buena suerte, bona fortuna, good luck and all that =;-) for districts.

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