~blinks~ are you kidding, child? I've gotten into the Nakama database. My smut collection has expanded to the point of disbelief.
...the pairing is a little squicky, but i read it. and now i'm wondering if margarine is really safe for internal use. i mean, doesn't it seem like that could go bad or something if you didn't wash it out properly? and you couldn't go to the doctor about it, because oh my god that would be soooooo embarrassing. "um, doctor, i seem to have gotten an infection due to my incautious use of unintended lube..."
Oh noes. What amuses me is that I haven't read it yet. I just grabbed something out of my To Read folder that was a fandom you're familiar with and a pairing that is not something I know you don't like.
As to that response, I know it's really strange, but "down there" is self cleaning, so all the margarine would be teh gone after a couple of days.
~shrugs~ it wasn't bad. a little too... songficcy. but otherwise okay.
now that you mention it, that's true. i wonder how the feminine organs deal with that, though... (you don't have to ponder that. it's really okay. I don't even want to ponder that.)
hey, I'm shameless. And it's not like I have anything REALLY weird... that I know of... (well, aside from the graphic yaoi and the rape and incest and shota... you know, maybe I shouldn't let you see this stuff...)
anyway, most of it's been transferred over to CD by now, 'cause I ran out of hard-drive space.
HEE. XD This is retribution for spamming me with Shimizu and Amane for my birthday! (although am secretly happy about it) Now I need to get offline and start studying math. The internet is NOT helping.
So that's why the Penguins have been so...rambunctious lately. *faceplant* Ze have this bad habit of wandering into peoples' lives, forcing lj's on them, and now, apparently, stealing ze smut (aka 'the good stuff').
I never wanted to be a pet shop owner...I wanted to be... a hypnotist!
I'm a hyp-no-tist and I'm ok I sleep all night and I work all day! I con-vince kids, to do strange stuff their secrets to con-fess On Friday I'll be stopping for a show at B-L-S
Wow. That was terrible. But come anyway! Or I'll write more verses and inflict them on you!
what about a raffle ticket? They're only a dollar, and ze prizes are pairs of Harry Potter tickets and an ipod mini! --Exploitive in a good cause p.s. Buena suerte, bona fortuna, good luck and all that =;-) for districts.
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Date: 2005-11-12 04:32 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-11-12 01:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-12 04:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-12 01:47 pm (UTC)...the pairing is a little squicky, but i read it. and now i'm wondering if margarine is really safe for internal use. i mean, doesn't it seem like that could go bad or something if you didn't wash it out properly? and you couldn't go to the doctor about it, because oh my god that would be soooooo embarrassing. "um, doctor, i seem to have gotten an infection due to my incautious use of unintended lube..."
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Date: 2005-11-12 04:32 pm (UTC)As to that response, I know it's really strange, but "down there" is self cleaning, so all the margarine would be teh gone after a couple of days.
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Date: 2005-11-12 10:53 pm (UTC)now that you mention it, that's true. i wonder how the feminine organs deal with that, though... (you don't have to ponder that. it's really okay. I don't even want to ponder that.)
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Date: 2005-11-12 04:33 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-11-13 01:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-13 03:11 am (UTC)(much love to your icon, btw!)
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Date: 2005-11-13 03:45 am (UTC)This explains it a lot better than I can.
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Date: 2005-11-13 04:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-13 05:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-13 05:18 am (UTC)anyway, most of it's been transferred over to CD by now, 'cause I ran out of hard-drive space.
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Date: 2005-11-13 05:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-13 05:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-13 05:57 pm (UTC)http://www.livejournal.com/users/velvet_mace/67591.html :P
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Date: 2005-11-13 07:17 pm (UTC)~cries~ dammit, remember the asians who dressed up as tetris blocks for halloween? OUCH MY BRAIN HURTS.
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Date: 2005-11-13 07:24 pm (UTC)This is retribution for spamming me with Shimizu and Amane for my birthday! (although am secretly happy about it)
Now I need to get offline and start studying math. The internet is NOT helping.
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Date: 2005-11-13 09:06 pm (UTC)(tell me about it...)
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Date: 2005-11-15 01:55 am (UTC)I'm incredibly sorry.
--J
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Date: 2005-11-15 09:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-15 08:51 pm (UTC)If still confused, just talk to Anneke, and keep in mind that I'm never serious-or am I?
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Date: 2005-11-15 10:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-15 08:52 pm (UTC)If still confused, just talk to Anneke, and keep in mind that I'm never serious-or am I?
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Date: 2005-11-15 08:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-15 10:36 pm (UTC)Spam--Monty Python style in a good cause
Date: 2005-11-17 01:55 am (UTC)I never wanted to be a pet shop owner...I wanted to be...
a hypnotist!
I'm a hyp-no-tist and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day!
I con-vince kids, to do strange stuff
their secrets to con-fess
On Friday I'll be stopping
for a show at B-L-S
Wow. That was terrible. But come anyway! Or I'll write more verses and inflict them on you!
Re: Spam--Monty Python style in a good cause
Date: 2005-11-17 10:08 am (UTC)Re: Spam--Monty Python style in a good cause
Date: 2005-11-17 08:58 pm (UTC)--Exploitive in a good cause
p.s. Buena suerte, bona fortuna, good luck and all that =;-) for districts.