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More accurately my beloved [personal profile] aramley sat me down when I visited over Thanksgiving and showed me a series of youtube videos with the stated intention of tripping me so I'd fall down the kpop hole, but it's all good, we're having a great time down here! I'm contemplating the ideal sequence of videos with which to spread the kpop brain infection to others, but in the meantime, I really need to compile a list of fics that I want to be able to find again, so here we are. Maybe these will tempt you to also get incredibly invested in the singing and dancing career of a bunch of infants? We'll see!

I am specifically reading Stray Kids RPF right now, so in descending order of age our protagonists are:



Bang Chan / Chris (born 1997)
  • overall team leader
  • head of the production/songwriting team
  • AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI
  • spent seven years in celebrity charm school and it warped his brain
  • chronic insomniac
  • endless jokes about self-loathing but like... is it a joke?
  • NEEDS to be needed
  • so extroverted that he'll die if nobody is looking at him


Lee Minho / Lee Know (born 1998)
  • dance team captain
  • cat dad
  • most functional adult in the band
  • has never lost a game of gay chicken ever even once in his life
  • literally when they describe him in their shout-out song his line is "handsome weirdo"
  • most likely to say something mean while simultaneously doing something nice
  • surprisingly good boundaries for a kpop idol


Seo Changbin (born 1999)
  • middle member of the production/songwriting team
  • the unshakeable self-confidence of a guy with rich parents who love him unconditionally
  • gym rat
  • an entire industry tried to give him an eating disorder and he said No Thanks I'd Rather Eat What I Want Than Have Abs
  • incredible emotional intelligence, actually???
  • former teenage edgelord who now loves pink and doing girl group dances
  • most likely to commit excessive acts of babygirlism for the bit and/or to make someone else feel better


Hwang Hyunjin (born 2000)
  • middle member of dance team
  • if you were sixteen and people told you that the first thing they noticed about you was how pretty your mouth was you would probably also be at least a little fucked up about only being popular for your looks
  • Art Bitch, but also a huge jock, but also the only boy in this band who reads books? He contains multitudes
  • extremely clingy for someone who claims not to like cuddling
  • highly dramatic
  • not actually a cool person he just plays one on TV
  • if making up an imaginary scenario to hurt your own feelings was a sport he would be team captain and every year they'd make it to nationals


Han Jisung (born 2000)
  • youngest member of the production/songwriting team
  • the curse of being a prodigy is that he's always got the highest notes and the most lines and unfortunately, the one thing he's bad at is memorizing
  • never really had friends growing up and frankly sometimes it still shows
  • fuckboy/babygirl hybrid
  • his cheeks are so big because they're full of secrets
  • he's got anxiety and he's doing his best and we're all really proud of him!
  • his superpower is being asleep in the background
  • huge fuckin weeb


Lee Yongbok / Felix (born 2000)
  • youngest member of dance team
  • the other Australian!
  • designated team sweetheart, but also a gremlin, but seriously, SO sweet about it
  • gamer boy but he's terrible at it
  • weapon of choice is radical sincerity and it's SO effective
  • mom friend override so powerful he could probably lift a car if somebody else was scared to do it
  • a pervert, but in the nicest, most body-positive way imaginable. He just loves people! And their bodies! Including the parts that are not normally appreciated in public!
  • the first time you hear his voice come out of his face you WILL double-take


Kim Seungmin (born 2000)
  • half of vocal team
  • might actually be doing all this because he just likes to sing??? unclear
  • a gremlin and a brat, but also an unfailingly polite one (BORN to be a lawyer)
  • Do You Struggle With The Unpredictability Of The Idol Lifestyle? No, For You See I Have A System
  • if he thinks a game is stupid he will cheat at every opportunity and he will NOT be sorry when he gets caught
  • causing problems on purpose is his calling in life
  • loves being put in a headlock; also loves whining about being (deservedly) put in a headlock


Yang Jeongin / I.N. (born 2001)
  • other half of vocal team
  • designated team baby
  • fashion plate
  • incredible ability to inspire the sentiment "if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself" just by existing
  • which is really an excellent talent to have because, I say this with love, he's not all that good at anything else
  • most likely to actually say "no" if a fan says out-of-pocket shit to him
  • nobody has suffered the onslaught of cuteness aggression as he has suffered but in his teammates' defense: look at him


Not K-Pop Idols


can you kiss me more? by (Seungmin/Minho): I don't even like university AUs but the relationship conflict in this one is just DEVASTATING and legitimately made me cry, two thumbs up.

Amongst the Flock by Minho/Jisung): for that special moment when you're in the mood for some bananapants whump in which boys cry and their boyfriends go feral, please enjoy this completely over-the-top AU in which depressed shut-in rich boy Jisung falls in love with the bodyguard his abusive mother has hired to watch him. this is technically the second story in the series but I highly recommend starting here, then doubling back to read the Chan/Felix story that precedes it and continuing on to the Changbin/Hyunjin story afterward.

heaven calling in the distance by (Chan/Felix): really fun urban fantasy AU in which Felix (a sun elf) gets set up with Chan (a werewolf). definitely definitely read the second fic in the series as well!

oh, you kissed me just to kiss me by (Minho/Jisung): REALLY fascinating sex work AU; Jisung, an anxious touch-starved asexual, hires Minho to cuddle him.

marginal, hereditary by (Changbin/Hyunjin): space AU! also omegaverse! one of the most creative concepts I've ever read, and also REALLY adorable.

cross my mind by (Chan/Felix): alternate universe where Chan washed out of idol training and doesn't quite realize how much the psychological scarring is still affecting him until he's trying to define his relationship with Felix, even to himself.

on the road to divorce by (Seungmin/Minho): Minho sends Seungmin divorce papers, so he shows up at Minho's door to try to win him back.

now I got you in my space by (Chan/Felix): this is genuinely just 45k of a/b/o universe mutual pining while fucking through Felix's heat so like. please know going in that there is zero trope subversion, it's exactly what it says on the tin, but frankly it's a pretty good translation of the extremely vanilla normcore "picket fence and a dog" vibes that Chan and Felix give off in real life and it's very sweet!

the book of us: electricity by (Seungmin/Hyunjin): look I don't really read many high school AUs so when I say that this one transformed my brain chemistry, trust me, I mean it.

hand over hand by (Seungmin/Minho): Seungmin has a lot of issues, and Minho falls in love with him anyway. (warning for disordered eating and what I would consider to be self-harm through excessive exercise)

LMCat_98 has joined the chat by (Minho/Jisung): minsung sex work AU 2: electric boogaloo! Minho is a camboy and Jisung wins a giveaway for a private stream

puppy love by (Seungmin/Hyunjin, eventual Seungmin/Jeongin/Hyunjin): puppy play: the fic. that's it! Hyunjin is mean in an extremely loving way and it's overall just super soft. (you may need the context that the Stray Kids all have officially designated animalsonas and Seungmin's is a puppy.)

back to my heart by (Minho/Jisung): exes Minho and Jisung run into each other at a party and immediately pick up where they left off. extremely soft bondage, yay!

ksm, virgo disaster by (Seungmin/Minho): short and truly adorable college AU in which Seungmin is determined not to date Minho until he's closer to his best self (and Minho, obviously, thinks his current self is more than good enough)

we're so lucky by anoymous (Changbin/Hyunjin): omegaverse where Hyunjin is pregnant with Changbin's baby, played completely straight: NONE of this is anything I'm especially into, but this fic is so good and so funny and Changbin is absolutely pitch-perfect as the adoring dad-to-be going along with Hyunjin's every whim

here by me by skzinger (Minho/Jisung): Minho, Jisung's emergency contact, gets a terrifying phone call summoning him to the hospital after a bad accident. this is LONG and satisfyingly soapy, and the slow reveal of what happened to cause the catastrophic break-up before the beginning of the story is really well done.

the blood on your lies by inkin_brushes (Chan/Felix, Minho/Jeongin, Changbin/Seungmin, Hyunjin/Jisung): incredibly long and incredibly dramatic gang AU that perfectly scratches the itch for a soapy good time; the platonic devotion between Felix and Hyunjin is worth the price of admission completely on its own

we have to keep trying by ockleibi (Changbin/Hyunjin): screamingly funny and very sweet story set in the regular non-mpreg world where Hyunjin abruptly and inexplicably gets obsessed with trying to get Changbin pregnant

Take It Easy by theproblematique (Chan/Felix): cockwarming: the fic

guard my heart by LetMeDown (Chan/Felix): bodyguard AU! Felix is still Felix and Chan is is his bodyguard in France

Yes K-Pop Idols

Multistable Perception by (Seungmin/Minho): this story makes me want to SCREAM, I read it four times in a single day. a masterwork in limited perspective! (you may require the context that Minho and Seungmin's on-camera relationship concept is "divorced".)

break in case of emergency by (Minho/Jisung): slight scifi AU where Minho is a bodyguard instead of being in Stray Kids and he's telepathically bonded to Jisung to help him manage his anxiety.

i'll wait for you, my sweet by (Changbin/Hyunjin): Changbin takes Hyunjin to get his fortune told. this read on the conflict between Hyunjin wanting to be open to love and being scared of getting hurt again by being vulnerable absolutely opened my third eye!

Just look at me, baby by (Minho/Jisung): a really interesting take on being idols in an a/b/o universe and not matching gender stereotypes, maybe a bit less polished but I enjoyed it!

merry christmas, 자기야 by (Chan/Young K): Chan is now the super-responsible leader of Stray Kids but once upon a time he was the cute beloved baby of a bunch of older idols-in-training at his company including Brian Kang aka Young K and sometimes! it's just nice! to think about him getting spoiled by someone who loves him and wants him to have nice things!

at the end of the maze (find me) by (Changbin/Hyunjin): I will admit to being biased but the contrast between Changbin's constant flirting with Hyunjin on-camera and Hyunjin's frankly irrational insecurity makes me insane, and I feel like this fic gets that better than most! watch the clips in the author's note for fun additional context.

cracks by Anonymous (Chan/Felix): Felix develops an eating disorder and none of the other kids really knows what to do or how to help; very heavy but also cathartic.

push through, break through by (Seungmin/Minho): Minho discovers that Seungmin doesn't know how to finger himself and decides to remedy the situation.

strike gently by (Hyunjin/Jeongin): Jeongin feels awkward about not having had his first kiss yet, and Hyunjin offers to help him out.

split seam by (Seungmin/Minho): Seungmin and Minho are dating, but they seem to have radically different ideas about how committed Minho is to the whole thing. SUCH good pangs!

He Loves Me Not by (Chan/Felix): Chan forgets an important date and makes Felix cry :( which then makes Chan cry! this fandom is so good if you enjoy crying!

Whatever Else by (Minho/Jisung): the first time Jisung has sex goes badly. Minho tries to give him a better experience. the confession scene is incredible and makes me want to howl at the moon!

rare devotion by , (Changbin/Hyunjin): the eternal stalemate of Hyunjin going out of his mind because he wants to be loved versus Changbin trying and failing to make him believe that he does love him already. this is technically the sequel to a story about Hyunjin hooking up with Minho and Felix but I think you could get everything you need from context clues if that doesn't sound appealing.

waiting for us by (Seungmin/Jeongin): Seungmin keeps writing songs about Jeongin, and Jeongin has no idea.

Maybe New York by (Jisung/Hyunjin): Hyunjin and Jisung start hooking up on tour, and Jisung isn't sure what it will mean for their relationship when they go home.

count on me by (Chan/Young K): accidental sugar baby Chan is such a good concept, two enthusiastic thumbs up.

can't read your mind (can read your playlists) by (Changbin/Chan): EXTREMELY cute story about Changbin monitoring Chan's emotional state via the medium of Chan's Spotify activity

April 10th by (Seungmin/Minho): possibly the only "Minho fell first" story I've ever read, but while I was reading, I was convinced! also, this fic is correct and grocery shopping together is the absolute pinnacle of romance. (the previous story in the series is Chan/Felix and also very cute!)

you should be (loving someone) by (Chan/Felix): really lovely and somewhat melancholy story about Chan and Felix deciding not to be together in the present day, but still trying to reassure each other that they're committed to an indefinite future where they can be.

all the ways you say my name by (Minho/Hyunjin): the most delightful pangs always come from two people trying to express their love in a form the other one doesn't understand! the confession scene is perfect.

maximum accident by (Chan/Felix): FAKE DATING FAKE DATING FAKE DATING

i love you, i love you, i love you by ockleibi (Changbin/Hyunjin): ockleibi just GETS this ship, the perfect push-pull between Hyunjin's ever-changing needs and Changbin's steady willingness to meet him wherever he is, without making it heavy at all

Little Beast by realfriends (Chan/Felix): Felix starts wearing skirts occasionally and Chan's guilt complex about being attracted to him goes into overdrive

roses by (Changbin/Hyunjin): set in a nebulous post-Stray Kids future where they've mostly finished their military service, Changbin hooks up with Hyunjin and then Hyunjin stops talking to him. So much of the dynamic for this ship is based on the game they're always playing in public where Changbin chases and Hyunjin runs away, and I really appreciate this story for asking what would happen if Hyunjin ever hurt Changbin for real.

feel the light by (Chan/Seungmin): AU where Chan is older and became a producer instead of an idol, and the rest of the group wasn't as successful without him; Seungmin is recording a solo album, Chan is working with him on it, and the lure of a sexy older man is just so irresistible

make this house a home by (Changbin/Hyunjin): ok so for context in 2024 Hyunjin and Changbin moved into an apartment together and promptly started publicly referring to each other as "wife" and I'm a little obsessed with it, and this series is a delightful exploration of all that domestic wife-ness

little world fallin’ apart by sinkingmyships (Chan/Felix): Chan's lack of self-worth and compulsive desire to protect the rest of the kids (especially Felix) starts manifesting as lycanthropy

Bug Like an Angel by (Minho/Jisung): Minho (atheist) falls in love with Jisung (Catholic) and has a religious crisis about it

Pro Re Nata by theproblematique (OT8): DO NOT click on this unless you're down with some pretty nasty omegaverse shenanigans, but tragically I am into the nasty omegaverse shenanigans and Chan as the lone omega in an otherwise all-alpha pack who DESPERATELY wants to be passed around like a party favor yet is cockblocking himself because he can't bring himself to express any personal desires is so tasty to me

to be just friends, you're too beautiful by babbyleeknow (Hyunjin/Changbin): I would read about Hyunjin and Changbin finally consummating seven years of sexual tension in their new marital dorm infinite times, and Changbin's POV is so delightfully oblivious

anyone can be anything (you can be everything) by babbyleeknow (Minho/Jisung): a really good exploration of acespec Jisung! After he and Minho confess their feelings for each other, Jisung experiences sexual attraction for the first time and proceeds to lose his mind (in a good way and then, unfortunately, in a less-good way)

bone marrow by LetMeDown (OT8): ...ok so just remember what I said about nasty omegaverse shenanigans. But the pack dynamics are so good! 

inside the bright fields by torigates (Chan/Felix): Felix finally calls Chan out for isolating himself rather than asking for help

cover you by skzinger (Minho/Jisung/Chan): Minho and Jisung team up to fuck the brainworms out of Chan

unravel by halloflino (Chan/Felix): Chan and Felix semi-independently invent a D/s dynamic, which given Chan's raging lack of self-worth does not go well

no more than usual by torigates (Chan/Felix): someone hits Felix with a spell that makes everyone fall in love with him! ...everyone except Chan.

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