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[meretricula]

that's what, three in fifteen minutes? anyway. a cry for help.

anyone want to help me brainstorm a few 30 kisses themes? I still have:
9 - dash
19 - red
23 - candy
24 - good night
25 - fence
27- overflow
29 - the sound of waves

I have a pretty good idea what I want to do for fence, and the sound of waves is going last (for obvious reasons, given that this is an elf-fic). I vaguely know what I want for red. probably lingerie, since I'm not very creative. I really need help for dash and overflow. candy and good night should be relatively easy to fudge.

HELP?

Comments

[nansuo.livejournal.com]

I generally have REALLY BAD creative ideas. But anyways. I am here to spam you with snark.

What preparation is necessary to take this course? AP Chem at least? or a brain transplant from Einstein.

What preparation is necessary to take this course? Familiarity with basic chemistry, pact with the devil.

After getting massacred on the two midterm exams, I have decided not to concentrate in math. My interest in math has plummeted to an abysmal level. I need Prozac.

This class helped me decide to become a classics concentrator. (From a chemistry class.)

Comment on the reading assignments: LIBERAL PROPAGANDA. Comment on the professor: SPREADS LIBERAL PROPAGANDA.

Comment on the professor: Regrettably he has a very soothing and melodic British accent which induces narcolepsy.

Comment on the professor: IMPORTANT: Looks like Magneto (Ian McKellan) in the X-Men movie.

What did you gain from this course? A broad understanding of lowlifes. (From a marine biology course.)

Comment on the professor: Awesome. Well organized. Very helpful. Very attractive.

I did not come to Harvard to watch penis documentary. (From a
psychology class on sexuality.)

Would you recommend this course? Sure, why not. Calculus is good for you. Builds character.

http://prefrosh.net/go/Classes#Funny_CUE_Guide_Evals

Also, I like big brains and I cannot lie (http://prefrosh.net/go/Baby_got_brains).

Maybe I should start emailing you crack instead o_O

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

~snerks~ is this why you stayed home today?

no, keep commenting. I get the emails anyway, and I like having them around so I can go back and reread what we were talking about.

[nansuo.livejournal.com]

no! absolutely not! I did all my homework and woke up sick. But no one believes me because I'm a 3rd term senior *sulks* :( Although I did reread all the BeKami out there...I wish Jaella would write more smut. She says she's not good at smut because she writes cracky fics, BUT CRACKY SMUT IS THE BEST. REALLY. *still loves the Everybody Should Have a Maid fic* Hyoutei. Oh Hyoutei. Home to sudents more effed up than us.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

hah. eala still came in sick, you slacker. =P

just kidding, i do believe you. also, i agree about Jaella and cracky smut. the shower scene = hot hot hot. i am so in love with her atobe.

i made my mom read all the comments in that article. i think it made her feel better about the weird evaluations she gets from her Wellesley students. thank you!

[nansuo.livejournal.com]

best line from the new fic:

"OH MY GOD I RECOGNIZED UNFASHIONABLE WATER!!!! DAMN YOU ATOBE!!!!!!"

I kinda wanna marry Atobe in that series. Also Kamio. Also Shishido. Actually, I still haven't figuredo ut whether Shishido is seme or uke. Sometimes he gives me "feisty uke" vibes, and other times "clumsily awkward seme" :( HE'S CONFUUUUUSED

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

I TOTALLY PICKED THAT LINE FOR FAVORITE EVER TOO.

yeah... poor Shishido. I think he's awkward seme in Prince and Pauper (I wonder if the P&P abbreviation is deliberate? the story is disturbingly similar, thematically at least, to Pride and Prejudice), because Ohtori is sooooooo uke-ish. But they definitely switch depending on the author/doujinka. I love Shishido-uke in K2 Company's stuff, but also Shishido-seme in sinsofwill's fics. alas, I cannot decide! I too am confuuuuuuuused.

[nansuo.livejournal.com]

OH THE ETERNAL-CLASSMATES CURSE. THAT TOO. THAT TOO.

AtoShishi is eternally painful, but can merit in some amusement, methinks, just as SanaAto SanadaxTezuka is really, really painful. Like, two pieces of toast rubbing against each other.

K2 makes the cutest Ohtori-seme! He's the big, awkward, and luffy Takamiya-type. :3

oh btw, have you read the Viewfinder interviews? Totally cracking up at Asami's XD;;; I'm glad Ayano portrays Feilong as ummm...polite and human and actually ANSWERS questions. Asami needs to lock Takaba in a cage and go marry Feilong and they can jointly rule a HK-Tokyo druglord/weapons empire. WHEEE.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

YES. THEY ARE SO CUTE WITH THE PRETENDING TO HATE EACH OTHER.

Aw, but I like SanadaxTezuka! (it needs to come with a label: "SanaTezu! Now with 20% more cardboard!)

I totally did not make the connection between Ohtori-seme and Takamiya, but you're right. All big, clueless, over-sensitive and -horny semes are Takamiya-types.

yeah... um, when it first showed up. it was cute. btw, have you seen all the freaky FeilongxKiichi crossovers that have been showing up? I am weirded out of my mind.

[nansuo.livejournal.com]

I think what I need to do now is not ask the prefunctory "have you read xxx" when dealing with anything on the viewfinder comms and just plunge headlong and assume you've read it, because you probably have. And I probably have. And we've all had our own squees/nooooos at the same time whenever the post was made.

Oh, because...that girl writes it. FeilongxKiichi does not work because Kiichi can only be really, really single or really, really with Haruomi. And Feilong can only be really, really single or really, really with Asami. They're not similar at all! Maybe the whole letting-hair-grow-girly-looking-but-MANMAN-inside thnig, but no! Kiichi, unlike Feilong, did not let his angst get to him. Also the fact that Shougo conveniently dies and Haruomi is conveniently ALWAYS there unlike a certain AHEM Asami.

I would understand something along the lines of "Izumi accidently walks into Club Sion and Asami murders him, but Takamiya convinces Reiji to talk to Asami, and Asami brings Izumi back from the dead." Because. Er. Asami so totally can bring the dead alive. I SWEAR.

Or even better for the plot bunnies...Asami and Reiji talk about their boyfriends over business!! XDDD

Asami: well, Akihito, he's a feisty one *secretive smile*
Reiji: I could use a bit of feist in Naoya, he tends to lie there like a log unless I sneak chocolates into his dinner.
Asami: *calmly smokes*
Reiji: ...but then I feel guilty afterwards.

Reiji: I don't understand your preference to brats like Akihito.
Asami: Well you like kittens, don't you? Akihito is like a kitten too, except an untamed one.
Reiji: Akihito reminds me of Izumi except more attractive and with gayer fashion sense.
Asami: ....*cracks wine glass*

And the scary hulk-driver and Haruomi share a drink in the back.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

well, if it was on yamane_ayano or club_sion, effectively, yes.

~snerks~ I really think Yamane Ayano is going to hook Feilong up with somebody else. Possibly both of Takaba's friends. At the same time. Because as hot as Asami x Feilong is, there is no future in a relationship where the participants want to kill each other and then fuck the rapidly-cooling corpse.

~SHRIEKS WITH LAUGHTER~ OMG THEY SO WOULD!!! actually, you know who would really get along great with Asami? Jin. Except they would keep trying to out-seme each other, and the competition would never end until they pulled their dicks out of their pants to compare sizes.

[nansuo.livejournal.com]

oh my god. That was an entirely disturbing picture in my head. BUT THEY WOULD BE SO PERFECT TOGETHER. I think fighting to the death over who gets the last piece of toast during breakfast than having bloody sex on the kitchen table is terribly endearing. But then that's just me.

No, Jin defers to authority. He can tease customers and subordinates, but he takes Reiji/Kiichi/Shougo's words seriously. He can be sarcastic, but I think he'll allow Asami the win and then screw Takaba on the side.

[nansuo.livejournal.com]

*then
hello engrish!

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

well, the fighting over the toast would be cute. the problem is that Asami would always top, so Feilong would get cranky and go off to screw Takaba, and then they'd just get caught up in an endless competition over Takaba's ass. And never have sex with each other.

Hmm. But if you consider that Asami is not, in fact, Jin's boss, I think he wouldn't worry too much. He has this sense of obligation to the Aoes, I think, but it's not because they have authority over him; it's the other way around. Do we ever find out why he's working at the Blue Boy?

Plus I hate Jin x Katsuki with a fiery burning passion. EW GROSS. I bet Feilong would like Izumi (Yanase). They would sit around and drink tea and discuss their respective boyfriends in very genteel terminology.

[nansuo.livejournal.com]

hahah I like JinxKatsuki because it irritates me so much that I mentally stab Katsuki to death in my mind each time and OH HEY JIN IS SINGLE THEN. Okay, that logic makes absolutely no sense.

I want to see Jin subduing Ian. Or ShougoxJinxShougo (GAHH I wrote SHOUJO both times and I was like...oh man the Aoe house is gonna have my neck....) Actually I kinda wanna bet that Shougo and Jin were childhood best friends or something but then Jin's prestigious family lost a lot of money and got indebted to the Aoe house. And since Shougo has uhhh a secret huge crush or Jin (I DON'T KNOW IT COULD BE CUTE) since Jin is a bit younger, he could totally take Jin under his wing or something.

Or Jin saved Shougo's ass one time, but Shougo realized he errr...didn't like his butt served, but OKAY EVERYTHING SOUNDS REALLY TWISTED. HELLO MY CRACK BUNNIES.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

Katsuki needs to die. Slowly and painfully. Preferably with a fork.

Jin x Kashima, baby. I love Kashima. Except he's all, "whee look at me I'm normal and have a girlfriend!" Lies, all lies...

~le sigh~ I still don't like Shougo. Nobody mistreats Kiichi and gets away with it. ~rage~

[nansuo.livejournal.com]

ohmygodhowcouldiforget

I really liked this fic when Jin talks about Kashima Sr. to Kashima Jr. the morning after, and Kashima Jr goes, "dear god please make it stop." XD; XD;

I think Shoujo Shougo (THE G AND J ARE PRACTICALLY NEXT TO EACH OTHER!!!) has brilliant business, extortion, and racketeering skills. Screw how bad he is a family man--he's gifted.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

BWAH! I HAVE HAD AN AMAZING REVELATION! (on the train. I was sleeping and I was all randomly EUREKA!)

see, Atobe is Asami, only younger so he hasn't learned yet how to be invulnerable. And Kamio is Takaba. He is! I swear their dialogue is creepily similar. And this is why you like both Viewfinder and Bekami!

okay, that wasn't that much of a revelation. but still. OMG CALCULUS I DIE.

[nansuo.livejournal.com]

*DIES*

*DIES SOME MORE*

IT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE BUT THEN IT HURTS MY BRAIN A LOT MORE.

Oh, I've effectively given up, swore to memorize some formulas, and twiddle away with writing that Asami+Reiji fic. But my fic writing skills...suck. I'm so much better at writing snarky commentary than actually stringing a lot of paragraphs coherently together. *pouts*

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

hahaha, now I know what I need to write for crossover month... except I think we're the only people around who read both Love Mode and PoT.

You will manage, and it will be brilliantly off-kilter. I prophesy this. plus I definitely want to help, once tomorrow is over. want to come with me to Harvard after school? I think I've given up on my homework for this week.