and behold, another convert!

[meretricula]

GAH. Have watched Bleach through end of Soul Society Arc. Am pwned, entirely. IchiIshi seems to be my main pairing at the moment, although I would kill to have canon RenjixRukia, and non-canon ByakuyaxRenji is damn hot, too. And Inoue and Tatsuki are DOING IT! WHY DOES NO ONE BELIEVE IN THE LESBIAN SEX??!! I can't decide whether Yoruichi is sexing Urahara or Soi Fong, though. Maybe both, although please god not at the same time. o_O;;

Urahara, Ukitake and pink-kimono taichou whose name I can never remember are definitely equal to Shigure, Hatori and Ayame, in so many happy sexy ways. Oddly enough, I am not especially partial to Haa-sanxAya, but UkitakexPink-Kimono is very pretty.

Finally, having read chapter 241 of the manga: why oh why is IsshinxRyuuken canonical now? this is just so very, very wrong. in so many ways. KurosakixIshida should not look like that. ~claws at eyes~

sooooo... rec me some fic?

Comments

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

now I want to watch the dorky dance again... I don't know, Byakuya is definitely the offspring of Tezuka, but I would kind of go for Fuji rather than Atobe for the other parent - it would take some heavy-duty childhood trauma to make an icicle-shinigami like Byakuyabo. I think having Fuji for a mom counts. And I think I read somewhere that Byakuya likes spicy food - it's genetics! (haha, everyone has a zillion Bleach OTPs cuz the characters are all so pretty.)

~snerks~ I have a secret weakness for uke Ichigo. He so totally takes it like a woman. Even from Orihime. And especially from Rukia. XD

o_O;; but then I would be surrounded by math and science and other pre-med type peoples! I love you, but your kind and mine are natural enemies or something... >_>

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Oh god do you remember the episode where Yachiru chews on Ikkaku's head? I think I rewinded that like 10 times just watching her go CHOMPCHOMP MMMM!!!!! :DDD

ahahaha oh poor Byakuya. XD;; I liked him so much better evil (omg the bankai battle with Ichigo = BEST THING EVAR but then the imagery is totally inappropriate too XDD;;;)

Byakuya: ......dude it's that small?
Ichigo: It's not about the size but how you use it! and yours shatters into a million little pieces
Byakuya: *makes evil eye* TEME WO KOROSU!!!!!!!!!

Oh, I don't think Ichi tops anyone. Ishida even whips his arse, although it's kind of reversible. I have a strange thing for UraharaxIchigo but not romantically...I dunno sometimes I feel Urahara radiating Asami-aura and he's skeeery XDD;

Well, Byakuya and Gin were pals together in the shinigami school. And they did graduate together and got their taichou rank about the same time. Call them.....friends. XD I dunno XDDDD;;;;;

Yes you would. That's why I need someone there who can say things like 5 + 3 = 2 :(

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

Yachiru is disturbing. I can't tell if she's really a kid, or just a midget who speaks in babytalk to piss people off. And her relationship with Zaraki is whacked. but I like Zaraki. he's so simple. =)

haha, Ichigo and Byakuya have the girliest bankais ever. Actually they both have really pretty swords, in general. Someone should write them as members of the Girly Bankai Appreciation Society...

I've seen a lot of Ichigo seme'ing Ishida, but I think it works better the other way around. Ichigo needs to release his stress in proper uke fashion i.e. with his legs spread wide open. and I can't be skeered of Urahara because every time he talks I go "bweeeee it's Shigure YAY!" ^^;;

um. GinxByakuya is just plain wrong. yuck. for some reason, I don't really like Gin with anyone besides Matsumoto and Kira...

dammit, woman, my math suckiness does NOT make me a good candidate for math class for smart people! I should petition for a new class to fulfill the quantitative reasoning requirement: Math 'Tards Can Add 2!