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What Be Your Nerd Type?
Your Result: Literature Nerd
 

Does sitting by a nice cozy fire, with a cup of hot tea/chocolate, and a book you can read for hours even when your eyes grow red and dry and you look sort of scary sitting there with your insomniac appearance? Then you fit this category perfectly! You love the power of the written word and it's eloquence; and you may like to read/write poetry or novels. You contribute to the smart people of today's society, however you can probably be overly-critical of works.

It's okay. I understand.

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What Be Your Nerd Type?
Quizzes for MySpace


gacked from [livejournal.com profile] paper_tzipporah - first list your top 6 TV shows, without looking at the questions.

1. Firefly
2. House
3. Hana Yori Dango
4. Heroes
5. Buffy
6. Gokusen



01. Who is your favourite character from #2? (House)

Officially, Wilson, because he has mad slashy vibes with House and also, despite being pretty-boy wonderchild, he's got awesome banter going for him. "So, it turns out that he knew the nurse in Radiology used to be a man." "What, and he's okay with that?" "See, his previous girlfriend also used to be a man." not even remotely pc snark ftw!


02. Who is your least favourite character from #4? (Heroes)

Simone. Stop ruining all my slashy vibes and sleeping with all the hot men! BITCH!


03. What would a crossover between #1 and #5 include? (Firefly & Buffy)

(Joss Whedon)^2! Lots of witty banter, and possibly VAMPIRES IN SPACE.


04. Who is your favourite ship from #6? (Gokusen)

Shinkumi. It's basically my ONE het pairing, leave me alone...


05. If you were to set one person from #3 and one person from #6 on a blind date, who would they be? (Hana Yori Dango & Gokusen)

Sawada Shin and Domyouji Tsukasa. Because, um. They're the same person. If MatsuJun = sexy, then (MatsuJun x MatsuJun) = (sexy)^2!


06. If you could meet one person from #4 and spend the day with them, who would it be, and what would you do? (Heroes)

HIRO!!!! And we probably wouldn't be able to do much because his English sucks and my Japanese is nonexistent, but I would latch onto him and not stop hugging him until the day was done.


07. If you could change one thing about #2's plot line, what would you change? (House)

Make House sleep with Wilson? As much as I love Cuddy and think she and House should hook up... he is too much man for anyone but Wilson.


08. Explain a relationship between two people (not necessarily romantic) from show #5, and why you like the relationship between them. (Buffy)

Honestly I don't really like any of the relationships on Buffy... well, maybe Oz and Willow. They were so freaking cute. Plus it's pretty much the dream of every geeky girl that somehow the guitar player will single her out as his dream mate. We can all live vicariously, right?


09. If the lead title characters (first name in the credits) from #1 and #3 were both drowning, and you could only save one, who would it be? (Firefly & Hana Yori Dango)

Mal. Makino can take care of herself, and Domyouji and/or Rui would probably show up in the nick of time anyway. Plus, wet Mal owing me a favor? I'm all over that.


10. If you could change the title characters' order in the credits for #4, what order would you choose? (Heroes)

They're all ensemble actors anyway... I don't even know who comes first in the credits.


11. If you were able to add a new character, any kind of character you wanted, to the storyline for #6, what would the character be like, and what would their role be? (Gokusen)

I would make Young Boss a part of the dorama as well as the manga! I mean, come on, this guy goes out and introduces Shin to the world of alcohol and strippers. How could he not be awesome?


12. What happens in your favourite episode of show #2? (Heroes)

It's a tossup between the Christmas episode in the first season when House and Wilson go home together and celebrate with Chinese food and the episode in season 3 where Wilson is trying to convince House not to use the patient as a means to his own nefarious ends and keeps bitching about wanting to gossip instead of functioning as House's conscience.


13. If you could kill off one of the characters in #1, who would it be and how would you do it? (Firefly)

INARA. BITCH IS GOING DOWN. ~cough~ um, I mean, she'd accidentally get formaldehyde poisoning at one of her yearly checkups and remain forever beautiful and forever silent on the examining table?


14. If you got the chance to visit the set for either show #3 or show #5, which would you choose? (Hana Yori Dango or Buffy)

Buffy, on account of Hana Yori Dango's set being in Japan and I don't speak Japanese.


15. If you could date anyone from any of these shows, which show and which person?

Oh God. I'm supposed to CHOOSE? Um, surpassing language barriers, Hiro Nakamura from Heroes, because he's pretty much the sweetest person ever and also not someone I actively slash. Because that would be just plain weird.

Date: 2007-03-30 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imbrilim.livejournal.com
my ADD attention span only got halfway through the meme before I quit, but BUT, for my crossover, it was HANA YORI DANGO AND SUPERNATURAL. *DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES*

Date: 2007-03-30 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
WTF HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE. OH RIGHT I KNOW DEAN WOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH MAKINO B/C THAT'S WHAT EVERY MALE CHARACTER DOES WHEN THEY MEET HER. DAMMIT I WANT DEAN FOR ME!!!

Date: 2007-03-30 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imbrilim.livejournal.com
Well, I was thinking more along the lines of Akira getting attacked by a tentacle monster and Sojirou and Sam coming to the rescue. XDDDDDDDDD

Date: 2007-03-30 10:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
LOL TENTACLES. (Sojiroh would defeat it by pouring hot tea on it. it would be the s00per-sekrit weakness of the tentacle monster. and then Sam and Dean would be impressed, and offer them hot sex tips in return.)

you can keel me now. XD

Date: 2007-03-30 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imbrilim.livejournal.com
Akira came home one day to find a strange pink octopus in the middle of the living room.

"Kaa-saaaaaan? Why do we have an octopus in our living room?" he shouted. There was no reply.

Slightly creeped out, Akira inched towards the slimy glop of tentacles in the otherwise immaculate doll-house parlor, and sees a note by it.

Dear Akira,

I'm going to be going to the LoliCon all this week and I've asked the chef to leave behind your a week's worth of your favorite takoyai!!! =^.^=

♥ (^__^)b ~x*x*Kaaa~san*x*x~


Um. Last time he checked, takoyaki were little round balls WITH octopi in it. Not a pink actual octopus. Akira sighed and picked up his cellphone. If he was going to have to face his food uncooked, he's going to face it with Sojirou.

"Moshimoshi? Sojirou? Yeah, it's me Akira. Um, kaa-san left a big octopus on the floor and told me to cook it into takoyaki...want to help?"

"Hi..um, sure...wait...WHAT???"

Akira was going to explain some more, but from the corner of his eye the octopus started moving. It's been out of water since god knows how long. It shouldn't be alive.

Nor should its tentacles be reaching for Akira's well-polished pointy shoes...

Re: you can keel me now. XD

Date: 2007-03-30 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imbrilim.livejournal.com
I also fail at spelling takoyaki. XDDDD; or editing. LO I AM SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING MY ESSAY T______T *KEELS EXPOS*

Re: you can keel me now. XD

Date: 2007-03-31 04:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
I CAN'T KEEL YOU WHEN I AM DED OF TENTACLES! ~stabs expos for you~

Date: 2007-03-31 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paper-tzipporah.livejournal.com
re 03: Vampire in Space has happened, and it is called Stargate Atlantis. I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING.

Date: 2007-03-31 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
one day, I will watch that show. until then, I will simply blink at that statement of yours and wonder, "How close do they have to get to a star before they burst into flames?"

Date: 2007-03-31 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paper-tzipporah.livejournal.com
They're not really Buffy vampires. But they have faux-Goth outfits and freaky hair and weird, pale make-up and they SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF YOU. Except they suck the life out of you by slamming their hand onto your chest, not by sinking their teeth into your throat. But there is life-sucking going on. And long, flowy Goth coats.

Date: 2007-03-31 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com
like I said. someday I'll watch that show. =D

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