meretricula | (no subject) (Reply)

and in less than one month, this won't even contain a lie about my age! I'll be LEGAL!(to have sex, but not to drink, smoke, or do anything fun. I could drive, except I'm afraid of killing pedestrians.

What Harry Potter character will you find under your bed? by kaitkaitkait
Name:
Age
Who	Severus Snape
You say:	"My mother warned me about people like you."
He says:	"Must...follow ...delicious... smell..."
He comes out, holding a	book, entitled 'Wizarding Kama Sutra'.
You react by	sighing with lust.
And finally...	...you have the most fantastic sex imaginable, every night for the rest of your lives.

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being consistent about lying about my age:

What Are You Most Likely to Utter During Sex by UMAJohnnie
Name
Sexuality
Age
Most Likely to Say	"Why no, I'm not Jewish."

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and another random meme:

What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
Username
You will die by:	Your mother warned you not to run around with scissors in your hand. You die by some freak accident. Can't really say it was pretty, your Funeral is a closed casket.
Death Date:	August 13, 2067
Number attending your funeral?	105
How much will you leave to friends and family?	$2,307,753

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