it has been ages since last I memed!

[meretricula]

this is not really a justification for my shame. ganked from cette_vie, because I couldn't quite resist, even though I knew I should.

1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of.
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD FOUR OF YOUR OWN AT THE END. NOTE THAT THESE ARE THE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, NOT THE ACTORS THEMSELVES...(That's a whole other survey!)


1) Dr. Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck, tv) ?
2) Mike Delfino (Desperate Housewives, tv) ?
3) Dr. Gregory House (House M.D., tv)
4) Warrick Brown (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, tv) ?
5) Dr. Derek Shepherd (Grey’s Anatomy, tv) ?
6) Anthony (Tony) DiNozzo (NCIS, tv) ?
7) Jim Halpert (The Office, tv) ?
8) James 'Sawyer' Ford (Lost, tv) ?
9) Danny Taylor (Without A Trace, tv) ?
10) Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds, tv) ?
11) Noah Bennet (Heroes, tv)
12) Michael Scofield (Prison Break, tv) ?
13) Dr. John ‘J.D.’ Dorian (Scrubs, tv)
14) Sam Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
15) Chandler Bing (Friends, tv) ?
16) Jack Bauer (24, tv) ?
17) Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity, movie)
18) Westley (The Princess Bride, movie)
19) Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie) - though I do fear catching the syph!
20) Rusty Ryan (Ocean’s 11, movie)
21) Detective Mac Taylor (CSI: NY, tv) ?
22) Detective Danny Messer (CSI: NY, tv) ?
23) Sheriff Jack Carter (EUReKA, tv)
24) Dr. Nathan Stark (EUReKA, tv)
25) Jonathan Creek (Jonathan Creek, tv) ?
26) Dr. James Wilson (House, MD, tv)
27) Mark Corrigan (Peep Show, tv) ?
28) Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice, tv, book and movie)
29) Jools Siviter (Spooks a/k/a MI5, tv) ?
30) Captain Jack Harkness (Dr. Who/Torchwood, tv) - though I fear catching the space syph!
31) Danny Ocean (Ocean's 11, movie)
32) Jack Bristow (Alias, tv) ?
33) Dr. Owen Harper (Torchwood, tv)
34) The Doctor (Doctor Who, tv)
35) Commodore James Norrington (Pirates of the Carribean, movies)
36) Nathan Petrelli (Heroes, tv)
37) John Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
38) Eric Delko (CSI: Miami, tv) ?
39) Rick Simon (Simon & Simon, tv) ?
40) Ardeth Bay (The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, movies) ?
41) Withnail (Withnail & I, movie) ?
42) Gene Hunt (Life on Mars, tv) ?
43) Dean Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
44) Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)
45) Mick St. John (Moonlight, tv) ?
46) Mr. Big (Sex and the City, tv) ?
47) Henry Fitzroy (Blood Ties, tv) ?
48) Tim Riggins (Friday Night Lights, tv) ?
49) Peter Petrelli (Heroes, tv)
50) Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars, tv) ?
51) Rodney McKay (SGA, tv)
52) Chris Keller (Oz, tv) ?
53) Mohinder Suresh (Heroes, tv) - though I fear his stupidity might be sexually transmitted
54) John Sheppard (SGA, tv)
55) Dr. Daniel Jackson (SG-1, tv) ?
56) Alec McDowell (Dark Angel, tv) ?
57) Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, tv)
58) Priestly (Ten Inch Hero, movie) ?
59) Jason Teague (Smallville, tv) ?
60) Angelus (BtVS, Angel, tv)
61) Logan/Wolverine (X-Men, movie)
62) Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls, tv)
63) Sam Tyler (Life On Mars, tv) ?
64) Harold Saxon/The Master (Doctor Who, tv) ?
65) Ianto Jones (Torchwood, tv)
66) Steven Hyde (That 70's Show, tv) ?
67) Cassidy Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv) ?
68) Mason (Dead Like Me, tv) ?
69) Robbie Turner (Atonement, movie) ?
70) Derek Reese (Sarah Connor Chronicles, tv) ?
71) Chris Miles (Skins, tv) ?
72) Tony Stonem (Skins, tv) ?
73) Dexter Morgan (Dexter, tv) ?
74) Reed Garrett (CSI: NY, tv) ?
75) Greg Sanders (CSI, tv)
76) Nick Stokes (CSI, tv)
77) Dick Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv)
78) Charlie Pace (LOST, tv) ?
79) Merry Brandybuck (Lord of the Rings, movie, book)
80) Pippin Took (Lord of the Rings, movie, book)
81) Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl, tv) ?
82) Ryan Atwood (The OC, tv)
83) Charlie Prince (3:10 to Yuma, movie) ?
84) Brendan Frye (Brick, movie) ?
85) Seeley Booth (Bones, tv)
86) Noah Calhoun (The Notebook, movie) ?
87) Scotty Valens (Cold Case, tv) ?
88) Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl, tv) ?
89) Edward Cullen (Twilight, movie/book)
90) Emmett Cullen (Twilight, movie/book)
91) Louis Connelly (August Rush, movie) ?
92) Alex Karev (Grey´s Anatomy, tv) ?
93) Jake Perry (Sweet Home Alabama, movie) ?
94) Tyler Gage (Step Up, movie) ?
95) Denny Duquette (Grey's Anatomy, tv) ?
96) Jake Jagielski (One Tree Hill, tv) ?
97) Dean Forester (Gilmore Girls, tv)
99) Matt Saracen (Friday Night Lights, tv) ?
100) Cappie (Greek, tv)
101) Doug Ross (ER, tv) ?
102) Smith Jerrod (SATC, tv) ?
103) Ted Mosby (HIMYM, tv) ?
104) Spike (Notting Hill, movie) ?
105) Robert Chase (House MD, tv)
106) Jack O'Neill (SG1, tv) ?
107) Ned "The Pie Maker" (Pushing Daisies, tv)
108) Jack Sheppard (Lost, tv) ?
109) Ron Weasley (Harry Potter, Novel, Film)
110) Ronon Dex (Stargate Atlantis, tv)
111) Sirius Black (Harry Potter, Novel, Film)
112) Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter, Novel, Film)
113) Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings, Novel, Film)
114) Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars, Film) - young Obi-Wan, not old geezer Obi-Wan, of course!
115) Qui-Gon Jinn (Star Wars, Film)
116) Robert Roy MacGregor (Rob Roy, Film) ?
117) Captain James T. Kirk (Star Trek TOS, TV, Film) - ugh, RISK OF SPACE SYPH TOO HIGH
118) Mr. Spock (Star Trek TOS, TV, Film)
119) Captain John Hart (Torchwood, TV)
120) Frodo Baggins (Lord of the Rings, Book(s), Film(s))
121) Legolas Greenwood (Lord of the Rings, Book(s), Film(s))
122) Aragorn, Son of Arathorn (Lord of the Rings, Book(s), Film(s))
123) Harry Potter (Harry Potter, Book(s), Film(s))
124) Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter, Book(s), Film(s))
125) Will (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)
126) Prince Caspian (Narnia: Prince Caspian, movie)
127) Peter Pevensie (Narnia, books, movie)
128) King Henry VII (The Tudors, tv) ?
129) jim ellison (the sentinel, tv) ?
130) blair sandburg (the sentinel, tv) ?
131) special agent fox mulder (the x-files, tv, movies) ?
132) remus lupin (harry potter, books, movies)
133) LT Harry Kim (Star Trek Voyager)
134) Captain Jean-Luc Picard (ST:TNG)
135) Barney Stinson (HIMYM) ?
136) BJ Hunnicut (M*A*S*H) ?
137) Guy of Gisborne (Robin Hood, tv) ?
138) Ronald Sandoval (Earth: Final Conflict, tv)
139) Charlie Eppes (NUMB3RS, tv) ?
140) Daemon Sadi (Black Jewels Trilogy, books) ?
141) Gilbert Blythe (Anne of Green Gables, books) ?
142) Tristran Thorn (Stardust, books)
143) Imriel de la Courcel de Montrève (Kushiel's Legacy, books) ?
144) James Bond (James Bond, movies) ?

my four:

145) Edmund (Chronicles of Narnia, books, movies)
146) Chuck (Chuck, tv)
147) Captain Lawrence (Temeraire, books)
148) Lex Luthor (Smallville, tv)

Comments

[imbrilim.livejournal.com]

omg! I love this meme :D *does*
Ah, Jack's space syph. If he can never die, does this mean that his alleged syphilis would then be able to eternally multiply and divide in his body, thus undergoing symptoms of secondary and tertiary syphilis all the while NOT BEING ABLE TO DIE? I mean, no wonder he's so crazy in the head, it's the syphilis, not the 51st century traditions!

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

...man, now there needs to be fic about Jack continually going crazy in the brain and dying of space syph, only to come back to life. curse you! one viewing of that Johnny Depp movie was enough!

[lucullean.livejournal.com]

hey there-- i found some of your catullus slash and fell deeply in love, & also i found your profile page quite interesting so i am friending you.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

hi there! I'm glad you liked the catullus stuff. would you like to be friended back? that would let you see all the academic bitching, but unfortunately also the rl ramblings, which are probably deeply dull.

[lucullean.livejournal.com]

absolutely :)

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

added! it's lovely to meet you!

[lucullean.livejournal.com]

are you like my exact age and do you go to the school where i'm spending most of my time this summer?

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

ah... not sure! I'm 20, and I go to Harvard, not MIT, though the two are so close that I sometimes think they might as well be the same. are you doing labwork over the summer or something like that?

[lucullean.livejournal.com]

orgo at harvard, also lab at MIT. most of the time at harvard.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

oh my god, isn't it like 4 in the morning in MA? go to bed! (shot in the dark, but do you know lhaw_en_edhel or eala? they are my MIT sweeties!)

[lucullean.livejournal.com]

hmm, i might know them by other names?

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

I mean, it's not particularly likely. eala is doing creative writing or something now, so you probably wouldn't bump into her. (sorry, I shouldn't have brought it up! silly question, really.)