yuletide yuletide yuletide!

[meretricula]

let us ignore the moronic wank and focus on the joyous fact that FOOTBALL RPF IS OFFICIALLY ELIGIBLE. oh god I don't even know what to ask for. I mean, Zlatan and Maxwell, bros 4 lyfe? bb Silva settling in at Man City, getting babied by Carlos Tevez? Zlatan + Barcelona midgets in happier times, generally goofing off and being ridiculous? Patrice Evra, Park Ji-Sung and Carlos Tevez bonding despite linguistic difficulties at ManUtd? an actual Goldilocks and the Three Bears AU with Fernando Torres as Goldilocks (come on, it's so apt) and Pepe, DVilla and Fernando Llorente as Papa, Mama and Baby Bear? BARCELONA BABY DREAM TEAM? Xavi and Iniesta, footballing soulmates? Barça Lolita slutting it up with lots of older men? David Villa visiting Pepe in Liverpool for New Year's (THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED OMG I JUST READ AN INTERVIEW WITH DAVID AND HE TALKED ABOUT IT BROTP 4EVER)? Victor, Pepe and Miniesta in the academy years, complete with Pepe's snoring keeping everybody up at night (THIS ALSO ACTUALLY HAPPENED GOD I LOVE MY FANDOM)? Pep and Figo somehow get a happy ending? Barcelona locker room shenanigans? TOO MANY OPTIONS.

seriously kicking myself for not thinking to nominate RPF - Spanish athletes. could have asked for the Spanish NT gangbanging Rafa after the World Cup. come on, I can't be the only one who wants it. XD

also? Questionable Content is on the list. the Tequila Monster is one of the characters. this could be good.

I don't even know what to offer. IS IT YULETIDE YET?

ETA: can't believe I didn't remember this before posting. THE BARÇA LOLITA FINALLY SCORED!!! (hahaha at the fact that Leo apparently pouted at Pep until Pep agreed to let him play. and then gave Bojan that goal. it was totally a gift, let's not kid ourselves, but hopefully he'll feel more confident and start kicking ass the way we know he can!)

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[louis-quatorze.livejournal.com]

ps: Cesc is not allowed to have his iPod on in the dressing room apparently.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

lol oh Cesc. you know, I never noticed before that his front teeth are crooked?

basically for Yuletide you make one request each for four fandoms for a specific combination of characters (up to four, I think), and you're matched up with a person who has volunteered to write the characters you want in at least one of those fandoms, and that person writes a story for whichever request he/she is qualified to. so you can't control which request gets filled, but at least one of them will be. and then during Yuletide Madness, the last couple of days before Christmas, all the requests are put up for everybody to see, and people write extra stories really fast for those prompts so they'll be in before the deadline. it's super fun!

[louis-quatorze.livejournal.com]

They are, a bit. I'm surprised he hasn't fixed them, he's so damn vain about everything else. And Theo is a precious little thing. (I hope he's learned some French by now.)

Ahhh, I see! Now it makes sense. Hmm.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

fyi (http://yuletidetreasure.org/faq.shtml#1)

[louis-quatorze.livejournal.com]

Danke!