yuletide yuletide yuletide!

[meretricula]

let us ignore the moronic wank and focus on the joyous fact that FOOTBALL RPF IS OFFICIALLY ELIGIBLE. oh god I don't even know what to ask for. I mean, Zlatan and Maxwell, bros 4 lyfe? bb Silva settling in at Man City, getting babied by Carlos Tevez? Zlatan + Barcelona midgets in happier times, generally goofing off and being ridiculous? Patrice Evra, Park Ji-Sung and Carlos Tevez bonding despite linguistic difficulties at ManUtd? an actual Goldilocks and the Three Bears AU with Fernando Torres as Goldilocks (come on, it's so apt) and Pepe, DVilla and Fernando Llorente as Papa, Mama and Baby Bear? BARCELONA BABY DREAM TEAM? Xavi and Iniesta, footballing soulmates? Barça Lolita slutting it up with lots of older men? David Villa visiting Pepe in Liverpool for New Year's (THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED OMG I JUST READ AN INTERVIEW WITH DAVID AND HE TALKED ABOUT IT BROTP 4EVER)? Victor, Pepe and Miniesta in the academy years, complete with Pepe's snoring keeping everybody up at night (THIS ALSO ACTUALLY HAPPENED GOD I LOVE MY FANDOM)? Pep and Figo somehow get a happy ending? Barcelona locker room shenanigans? TOO MANY OPTIONS.

seriously kicking myself for not thinking to nominate RPF - Spanish athletes. could have asked for the Spanish NT gangbanging Rafa after the World Cup. come on, I can't be the only one who wants it. XD

also? Questionable Content is on the list. the Tequila Monster is one of the characters. this could be good.

I don't even know what to offer. IS IT YULETIDE YET?

ETA: can't believe I didn't remember this before posting. THE BARÇA LOLITA FINALLY SCORED!!! (hahaha at the fact that Leo apparently pouted at Pep until Pep agreed to let him play. and then gave Bojan that goal. it was totally a gift, let's not kid ourselves, but hopefully he'll feel more confident and start kicking ass the way we know he can!)

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[tyrannicides.livejournal.com]

could have asked for the Spanish NT gangbanging Rafa after the World Cup.

BUT SERIOUSLY I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS THEO THER DAY WHY HAS NO-ONE WRITTEN IT

Or even just Iker/Rafa, man. They're buddies. Why in god's name has no-one written this for me.

[vlieger.livejournal.com]

could have asked for the Spanish NT gangbanging Rafa after the World Cup. come on, I can't be the only one who wants it.

dude, i didn't want it before, ahaha.

and soo excited for yuletide, omg!

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

lol the possibilities for gangbang after the World Cup are endless. there's this one picture of Sergio sitting on the floor while half the Barcelona team pours beer on him and every time I look at it I think, "this would make such excellent porn."

Rafa and Iker. Rafa and Raul. Rafa and Sergio. come on, people, get with the program. the Rafa vs. Iker exho would have been a perfect setting! (I think there's a Rafa/Roger fic where Rafa keeps rambling at Sergio at the bar about some match they played, and all his other friends are like "shut up you lovesick child" and Sergio's all "no no it's nice! tell me the story again!" but um. Rafa/Roger. not Rafa/Sergio, sadly.)

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

XDDD

BEST TIME OF THE YEAR

[mardia.livejournal.com]

HEE. I saw the second half of that match, and when I saw Messi warming up I was basically all "...we're up 3-1. HOW DOES THIS MAKE SENSE." But I'm glad Bojan scored, even if that goal was a gift, because now hopefully the pressure is off. But that goal celebration was DELIGHTFUL and I especially loved the shot of Victor on the bench grinning and cheering him on.

[mardia.livejournal.com]

OH, and I forgot to say, I'm probably not going to request football rpf for Yuletide this year, but if I WAS, I'd end up asking for something ridiculous, like fic about Stevie G being totally obsessed with Nando's ass. (In his defense, it is pretty damn glorious--somebody on ontd_football, during the Chelsea match last weekend, was ranting about John Terry getting distracted by Nando's "bubble ass" and that's why the tackle, etc, happened. Which is as good an explanation as any, and far more hilarious than the other ones.) Either that or Iker/Cesc AUs that are either teacher/student or businessman/young intern--basically anything that gets me desk sex.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

haha oh man. EVERYBODY is obsessed with Nando's ass. damn, it's like two halves of a cantaloupe. XD (I assume you have read the fic where Nando is spying on Stevie and Xabi in the shower and overhears Xabi talking dirty about Stevie's obsession with Fernando. ahhhhh fandom I love that I can rely on you to write ALL THE FICS.)

in the post-match interview Pep was like, "yeah, I didn't even want Leo to come, but he REALLY REALLY REALLY wanted to play, so... \o/" oh Leo you are actually twelve. I love it. but really, anything that makes the Barça Lolita happy is good. and Victor's smile was soooooo cute! awww.

[louis-quatorze.livejournal.com]

OH MAN FOOTBALL RPF. but I'm going to request The Tudors anyway. as much as I really want to see "Freddie Ljungberg deals with America".

[mardia.livejournal.com]

I have and I LOVED it--and God, someone please explain to me how there are no good Stevie/Fernando fics? Please, because wow, I do not get that. (And if there are, for god's sake, GIMME LINKS.)

Heeee, oh Leo.

[tyrannicides.livejournal.com]

there's this one picture of Sergio sitting on the floor while half the Barcelona team pours beer on him

...You cite this and you, uh, don't render it unto me? Do mfing want gangbang on Sergio. I feel like gangbangs are largely limited to the guys that are seen as ~girlier by fandom--the Fernandos, the Cescs, etc. Sergio would not be reduced to a shaking mess. Sergio could take it and then some. ...Yeaaaah. .....OH GOD THAT MENTAL IMAGE IS SO HOT

All the pics of Rafa and Iker in their little scarves, laughing in the sunshine and such, make me want to be double-teamed by them so bad. It's not even that I want to see them together, though I totally do. But. DOUBLE-TEAM.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

...you know you get four requests, right? you can ask for BOTH!

[stickmarionette.livejournal.com]

I'm so excited! Both my main fandoms are somehow on the list! :DDD

Dear Lord I hope we get some Barca fic out of this. I might even write it myself.

(Also Leo is ridiculous in the best way, and I'm really happy for Bojan.)

[aramley.livejournal.com]

I AM SO EXCITE FOR YULETIDE! Even though I have no idea what I'm going to request or offer beyond Rafa/Nole, haha.

[louis-quatorze.livejournal.com]

:O I did not. (I've never done Yuletide before.) Maybe I can request one footballer fic...

[louis-quatorze.livejournal.com]

ps: Cesc is not allowed to have his iPod on in the dressing room apparently.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

lol oh Cesc. you know, I never noticed before that his front teeth are crooked?

basically for Yuletide you make one request each for four fandoms for a specific combination of characters (up to four, I think), and you're matched up with a person who has volunteered to write the characters you want in at least one of those fandoms, and that person writes a story for whichever request he/she is qualified to. so you can't control which request gets filled, but at least one of them will be. and then during Yuletide Madness, the last couple of days before Christmas, all the requests are put up for everybody to see, and people write extra stories really fast for those prompts so they'll be in before the deadline. it's super fun!

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

I KNOW RIGHT. I'm kind of feeling like I shouldn't request Rafa/Nole because I actually got it last year, haha, I think I'm going to ask for Marat/Juanqui/Ferru/Dinara and then set my hypothetical author free to choose whichever combo of those suits her fancy. XDDD but will definitely offer Rafa/Nole and stalk Yuletide Madness for requests to fill! :D

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

going to be some Kris Allen fic requests going on for you I assume? ;)

I think half the fun of Yuletide is when your main story is out of the way and you can stalk the requests for more things to write. and I have a primer! so I can pimp Barcelona like a mofo! there might ACTUALLY BE BARCELONA FIC. be still my beating heart! ♥

render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

and by "that which is Caesar's" I mean the porn.

(http://s11.photobucket.com/albums/a178/meretricula/?action=view&current=excellentporn.jpg)

PORN AWAY. I CAN TAKE IT. SO CAN SERGIO. (Xavi would mastermind the shit out of this scenario. get Sergio niiiiiiice and tipsy, frame it as a dare, next thing you know Pique and Puyol are getting some double-team action on Sergio's ass and mouth and Iniesta's sitting to the side jerking off while he watches it all go down. and Xavi knows exactly how to get Sergio off. EVERYBODY WINS XD)

you know, it's terrible because HELLO PORN but honestly Rafa/Iker just makes me think of all the hilarity that would ensue. I mean, think about it! they're both kind of quiet, modest people. they don't think about their own sex appeal. they would totally be shy and uncertain and "but why would he be interested in me" and all of their friends would be trying to yenta them into compromising sexual situations during the exho because they're sick of the pining! Raul and Sergio and Carlos Moya locking them in the showers together! madness!

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

I know, sigh. I think it's because nobody wants to ~betray Stevie/Xabi and Fernando/Sergio. but this is bullshit. Fernando and Stevie have the most outrageous mutual crush on each other. PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH. (there's just that and the one other by the same author, as far as I know. everywhere else it's always Fernando the man-stealing whore trying to lure Stevie away from Xabi. booooooo.)

[stickmarionette.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. I have to look through the list more closely, but Kris and footie fandom were my first thoughts. :D

Your Barcelona primer (if you mean the one you made post-WC) is A+. And Actual Barcelona Fic is always nice. There's so much to explore, but most of the time no1curr. *g*

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

I updated it! (http://meretricula.livejournal.com/156226.html) so now there is Victor! ...and actually if you have any article links for the Pep and Figo fiasco that you could give me they would be much appreciated, because that section is kind of pathetically bare. XD but this is what the Yuletide spirit is about! writing things that don't get written for the one person who really really really wants them!

[stickmarionette.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately most of the articles written around that time aren't publicly available on the internet any more, so most of my sources are 1) Spanish and 2) from academic databases which archive old newspaper articles. There are a few related ones from the Guardian here and here for general background, and a nice, long article on the transfer.

[mardia.livejournal.com]

....

...yeah, no, this situation needs to be fixed post-haste. I mean, I'm sure the fact that I came into footie fandom post-WC and long after Xabi left for RM has something to do with it, but come on, they are ADORABLE and there is actually the potential for writing fic with them that does not end in heartbreak and tears! HOW IS THIS BAD. (I know I am biased in my WAG love, but there's also the potential for Alex and Olalla bonding over their husbands' ridiculous crushes on each other.)

And what what WHAT is this about Fernando only being written as the man-stealing whore? WHY? HAVE YOU SEEN HIS SMILE? A KITTEN IS BORN EVERY TIME THAT DUDE EITHER SCORES A GOAL OR SMILES, AND TWO KITTENS ARE BORN WHEN HE DOES BOTH.

Uh, apparently I have thoughts on this.

Re: render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's

[tyrannicides.livejournal.com]

HELLO IMAGE

WELCOME TO MY "FOINE" FOLDER.

I THINK YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF IN GOOD COMPANY

SERGIO LOOKS SO UNAFRAID IN THAT CIRCLE OF CULE

HE HAS NO FEAR OF MAN

BUT HE WILL BE

HE WILL BE


BE MY BOYFRIENDS

Um honestly that's why a threeway would be so hot because um they would both be very gentle and kind of shy and they get you off ten thousand times and sleep with you tucked in between and then you wake up and they're making out in a way that makes it very clear that they really fucking like each other even though they don't really touch beneath the waist and

oh god i gotta stop tl;dr: