yuletide yuletide yuletide!

[meretricula]

let us ignore the moronic wank and focus on the joyous fact that FOOTBALL RPF IS OFFICIALLY ELIGIBLE. oh god I don't even know what to ask for. I mean, Zlatan and Maxwell, bros 4 lyfe? bb Silva settling in at Man City, getting babied by Carlos Tevez? Zlatan + Barcelona midgets in happier times, generally goofing off and being ridiculous? Patrice Evra, Park Ji-Sung and Carlos Tevez bonding despite linguistic difficulties at ManUtd? an actual Goldilocks and the Three Bears AU with Fernando Torres as Goldilocks (come on, it's so apt) and Pepe, DVilla and Fernando Llorente as Papa, Mama and Baby Bear? BARCELONA BABY DREAM TEAM? Xavi and Iniesta, footballing soulmates? Barça Lolita slutting it up with lots of older men? David Villa visiting Pepe in Liverpool for New Year's (THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED OMG I JUST READ AN INTERVIEW WITH DAVID AND HE TALKED ABOUT IT BROTP 4EVER)? Victor, Pepe and Miniesta in the academy years, complete with Pepe's snoring keeping everybody up at night (THIS ALSO ACTUALLY HAPPENED GOD I LOVE MY FANDOM)? Pep and Figo somehow get a happy ending? Barcelona locker room shenanigans? TOO MANY OPTIONS.

seriously kicking myself for not thinking to nominate RPF - Spanish athletes. could have asked for the Spanish NT gangbanging Rafa after the World Cup. come on, I can't be the only one who wants it. XD

also? Questionable Content is on the list. the Tequila Monster is one of the characters. this could be good.

I don't even know what to offer. IS IT YULETIDE YET?

ETA: can't believe I didn't remember this before posting. THE BARÇA LOLITA FINALLY SCORED!!! (hahaha at the fact that Leo apparently pouted at Pep until Pep agreed to let him play. and then gave Bojan that goal. it was totally a gift, let's not kid ourselves, but hopefully he'll feel more confident and start kicking ass the way we know he can!)

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Re: render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's

[tyrannicides.livejournal.com]

DON'T MOCK MY FEELINGS

THESE PRIVATE FEELINGS

THEY ARE VERY STRONG



oh god under the table shot BE MY BOYFRIENDSSSS. HOW ABOUT WE ALL TAKE SERHIO RAMO. WHAT IF THAT.

Re: render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

trololololol tell you what you can take Sergio. I will take Xavi. we all go home happy! (except Xavi, because unfortunately I am not shaped like a football.)

Re: render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's

[tyrannicides.livejournal.com]

Oh, I will take Sergio. Sergio will have never been taken like I will take him. I have to use the future perfect passive to express how I will take him.

(Sergio won't be happy either. I'm not a tall leggy blond who will have a night's worth of raucous sex with him without any strings attached.

I'm brunette.)

Re: render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

XDDD