yet another service advisory notice

[meretricula]

leaving for Paris for the weekend, probably won't have internet at all until I get back on Sunday. as per usual, if something happens and you think I'd like to know about it, link in the comments! you all were great when I went to Poland. :)

VAMOS RAFA
AJDE SRBIJA
PLEASE STOP SUCKING LIVERPOOL (ALSO FIRE ROY HODGSON)
GET WELL SOON BB SILVA, WE NEED YOU
GOOOOOOO VILLARREAL
VISCA EL BARÇA, VISCA CATALUNYA

I think that covers everything!

Comments

[mardia.livejournal.com]

I'd just like to co-sign basically this entire list, especially the bits about Liverpool and Barca. (JFC, do we need to perform an exorcism in Anfield to get rid of Hodgson? BECAUSE I WILL BE THERE WITH THE HOLY WATER IF THAT'S THE CASE.)

[mardia.livejournal.com]

Also, have a wonderful time in Paris!

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

thank you! :) we'd have an entire army wielding triple-blessed Super Soakers at the ready, man...

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

bon voyage! <3

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

and if we're endorsing the list I'll go for -- *squints* -- around 50% of it! :D

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

hee, thank you! (is it, perhaps... the top 50%? XP)

[aramley.livejournal.com]

Have an amazing time! :D

Also, when I get to Oxford next time I'm going to make you sit with me and explain who like 94% of the people on this cast list are because currently I spend about twenty-three hours each day rereading the associated fic and hopelessly clicking refresh. Guaranteed fandom hook: political au ;_;

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

wheeeee thank you!

AHAHAHA GOT YOU GOT YOU GOT YOU

uh I mean. I would be happy to! though I will need to get to you quickly before you are infected with the gross madridista germs. shipping Stevie/Xabi: 100% okay! feeling unironic affection for Cristiano Ronaldo: not okay. XDD (thus it is with great trepidation that I link you to this associated snippet that you may or may not have already seen (http://dorkorific.livejournal.com/80881.html), but I am a responsible crack dealer and I would never hold out on you.)

ALSO COME VISIT SOON I MISS YOUUUUUUUUU

[tabacoychanel.livejournal.com]

I am a responsible crack dealer
lies lies lies

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

gross madridista germs

heh heh heh.

[aramley.livejournal.com]

THE CAST LIST HAS RAFA ON IT TOO, SO IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S ~ALL~ FOOTBALL

SHUT UP

I already have ironic affection for Ronaldo thanks to the British tabloids' obsession with him. How can you hate a person who's that ridiculous? I did see that other fic but hey, I can reread it fifty times as a chaser in between rereading the other part!

AFTER THIS HELLISH ESSAY SEASON IS OVER BB, DEFINITELY.

[distira.livejournal.com]

ahh have fun in paris! amazing city :)

dearlord Liverpool. supposedly hodgson's giving a presser tomorrow? if he doesn't resign I fully expect him to be pelted with rotten fruit.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

thank you! it's supposed to be raining the whole time I'm there but OH WELL. XD

go away roy. nobody likes you. please god can they just hire rijkaard he's a good coach and hella good-looking. (priorities i has them.)

[eileenyx.livejournal.com]

Have a wonderful time in Paris! Hopefully, we'll hear of your adventures? :)

Also echoing your thoughts on Liverpool, Barça, and Villarreal (a club I have a soft spot for because of Santi, Capdevila and Senna, as well as their amazing Christmas video, so it's not just because they're going up against RM or whatever /FAILED ATTEMPT TO BE ~MATURE). And if Hodgson isn't fired by the weekend, I think we're stuck with him and his blame game post-match comments. Sigh. Lately, watching Liverpool matches has been bad for my posture, what with all the crawling into a fetal position as the clock ticks.

[mardia.livejournal.com]

Jumping in to say in response to this--

Lately, watching Liverpool matches has been bad for my posture, what with all the crawling into a fetal position as the clock ticks.

--pfft, oh man, do I ever feel you there. Only in my case, it's accompanied by clawing at my face helplessly in horror.

[eileenyx.livejournal.com]

Only in my case, it's accompanied by clawing at my face helplessly in horror.

LOL. Hopefully, I'll still be able to LOL (genuinely, not caustically or out of gallows humor) after the Man Utd. match of doom/gloom/rage/frustration/disappointment/embarrassment. Clutching my rosary, hoping for an upset, etc. for that match. Seriously, at the moment, being a culé and a Red is so bad for my emotional health, what with the weekly emotional whiplash. Highs and lows, indeed. But I cannot stop watching.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

thank you! if there are any adventures worth reporting, I'll let y'all know. :)

oh man Santi is the most adorable ever. and I'm kind of attached to Giuseppe Rossi despite knowing nothing about him because he got into a Twitter snit and then was mature enough to realize he'd said something wrong and apologize. that's unusual. (plus, "mamma mia!" with accompanying eyeroll. hee!)

[jjhunter]

*wants a postcard*

Have fun!

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

you will have to settle for a postcard from Jolly Olde England, sry - only saw this after I got back. but thank you!

Oh, and before I forget, I wrote the Pepe/Villa/Fernando threesome

[mardia.livejournal.com]

Just to confirm that I am just as suggestible as you think, and because this entire fic was basically your idea in the first place, here is the David Villa and Pepe Reina double-teaming Fernando Torres fic I've been promising to write.

I swear to God, at some point in my life, I had shame. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to pair Theo Walcott with yet another one of his teammates. No lie, that boy is like the perfect pair of heels--he goes with everything.

Re: Oh, and before I forget, I wrote the Pepe/Villa/Fernando threesome

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

I LOVE MY LIFE, I LOVE MY FRIENDS. OFF TO READ. :D

ROY DONE GOT FIRED, YO

[mardia.livejournal.com]

ADDENDUM: ROY HODGSON HAS BEEN FIRED. REPEAT: ROY HODGSON IS FIRED. FIRED FIRED FIRED don't care if they say it was by "mutual agreement" that man got SO FIRED.

Thank God, now maybe I can watch a Liverpool match w/o cringing.

Re: ROY DONE GOT FIRED, YO

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

:DDD

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

Things that have happened so far, so I don't forget:

- Pirlo on Zlatan at Milan: "He also likes taking on Nesta and I at PlayStation, but unfortunately he struggles to win!"

where is the fic. WHERE.

- Hodgson finally got sacked and replaced with Dalglish so maybe Liverpool's days of trauma are over!

- Naturally it happened like two hours after I wrote Fernando's take on the season. *cough*

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

omg omg omg NESTA SCHOOLING ZLATAN AT PLAYSTATION. WHAT EVEN. YES YES YES WHERE IS THE FIC. (also hahaha at Pirlo being all "I can't understand why Zlatan has that reputation!" oh honey, you are so diplomatic. you played against him. you know where it comes from.)

:DDD as I was waiting at Victoria Station they were playing SkySports on the TV and one of the headlines was that Liverpool lost to ManU 1-0 and it was an unfortunate start for Dalglish and it honestly took me a minute before I realized OMG THEY MUST HAVE SACKED ROY THANK YOU BABY JESUS. but sadface to losing to ManU.

:DDD again.