I am totally writing my dissertation

[meretricula]

but I did take a break to make an icon to commemorate the glorious formation of the Cockslut Messi Club.

whoever you are, I love you. all of you. be my playmate forever. feel free to take the icon. (if you want one that says something different let me know, I think I've figured out how to make them now.)

fbkink has been (almost) redeemed in my eyes. I mean when we have quality like the bottom!messi thread and the messi is an alien thread and an argie nt gangbangs leo prompt and the uh-mazing responses to my awkward!messi prompt who could resist? (ETA: plus messi's brothers cockblocking his suitors like pros prompt! the awesomeness just keeps going!) (and Ronaldinho seducing awkward virgin Leo, I should feel bad about wanting this but I totally don't.) (oh hey found one on the old kinkmeme, who knew! Leo as the Argie NT resident slut, with visual aids...) (annnnnd post-CL exhibitionist orgy with the Barca boys showing the lads from Manchester what they're missing.) (or could a sister get some Ballon d'Or threesome loving up in here? just look at them! look! look!) (leo playing with villa's kids leo playing with villa's kids gimme plz.) (not originally a Messi prompt but Pique getting dominated totally calls for some Leo amirite amirite?) (lol till I die we totally need fic about Leo playing playstation at an orgy.)

(still want to be able to de-anon so I can know who I'm talking to and show off my new icon though.)

ANYWAY THIS IS JUST TO SAY THAT YOU SHOULD ALL COME AND REVEAL YOURSELVES IF YOU ARE COMFY WITH THAT SO WE CAN THROW A MESSI COCKSLUT PARTY. EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO JOIN THIS CLUB. AN UNHEALTHY AMOUNT OF LOVE FOR LEO MESSI IS THE ONLY REQUIREMENT.

yeah. that's all. iluvuall!

Comments

[ibuyu.livejournal.com]

shamelessly stealing the icon

all these threads are pretty epic, ngl

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

enjoy! :D

man anyone who isn't a messi fan over there must be hating life right now. but then that's what they get for not being a messi fan, amirite.

[ibuyu.livejournal.com]

life without ~messi love~ = very sad life

[fandomonymous.livejournal.com]

nah, even the rest of us occasionally get porn-tastic kink fulfillment why-is-this-pair-rare fills (http://footballkink2.livejournal.com/2971.html?thread=120219#t120219) that make us hyperventilate and fap until we collapse

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

heh, I enjoyed that one too! there was another Germans fill that was just TOO OBSCURE FOR ME DAMN YOU GERMAN HIPSTERS but I can get behind some teeny defender loving. :)

[fandomonymous.livejournal.com]

Which one? I can help. XD and LOL german = hipster now??

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

haha no I'm ok with letting it pass me by. I always used to joke that Barcelona fans were the hipsters of slash fandom because the only pleasure to be gotten out of it was how fucking obscure your OTP was (Messi/Villa has rendered this joke only slightly less accurate, lol), but it applies equally to any relatively-unknown corner! Germans are not hipsters, but people shipping outside the 2006 NT, Bayern and RM guys, maybe. XD

[fandomonymous.livejournal.com]

lol fair enough. though I would like to read it for my own purposes. ;)

the crazy (and fun) thing about the Bundesliga is that a whole lot of teams can be considered good/popular teams and that it changes all the time. I would not have predicted four years ago that Leverkusen would be getting a Champion's League spot, or Mainz to get a Europa League spot, or Werder to have brushed with relegation, or for no one to care about Stuttgart anymore, or for people to actually care about Schalke. XD

Except for Bayern, because we're trolls like that Rekordmeister and insanely rich by BuLi standards and thus no one will ever get rid of us. XP

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

of course you would like to read it. the problem is finding anyone else to write it, if you catch my drift. ah, the pains and pleasures of an atomized fandom culture. XDD

(I do not complain too much! it makes the triumph when I finally get someone else to see the light of Valdes/Iniesta that much sweeter!)

[louis-quatorze.livejournal.com]

OR DORTMUND WINNING. seriously, I think that took everyone by surprise, except for Steve McLaren, of course.

[fandomonymous.livejournal.com]

VERY TRUE. Or even crazier, that point when Mainz was top of the table!

[louis-quatorze.livejournal.com]

yes! But Dortmund winning is totally nuts. They went nearly bankrupt, they were flirting with relegation a bit ago, their team is nearly entirely babies, etc. I am very happy they didn't choke. And that Hertha are back in the 1. Liga.

[brojan.livejournal.com]

good lord, messi is taking over the kink meme. this is like, my dream. except in my dream it wouldn't be happening during finals, but w/e w/e i take what I can get. just like messi!

that icon. lol'ed irl. he ain't a player he just fuck a lot

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

you have no idea how much I wish I weren't trying to write a dissertation right now. but then if I weren't trying to write a dissertation I probably wouldn't be writing all this other stuff instead to procrastinate so I guess it balances out?

well the text is thanks to my fabulous anon playmate but I'm glad you like it! :D

[brojan.livejournal.com]

hahaha IKR. i've been trying not to go on kinkmeme too much because of finals, because every time i do i find something to write, but then i miss out on messi threads, and well... good grades so i can get a job, or talking about messi getting gangbanged?

...

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

basically, this (http://oi51.tinypic.com/2vijfc6.jpg).

[stickmarionette.livejournal.com]

You are me. Freaking exams, why are they preventing me from writing more fic?

[louis-quatorze.livejournal.com]

lolololol. I am not part of the threads but they are kind of glorious.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

sometimes fandom gets it right :')

[stickmarionette.livejournal.com]

So I am currently writing 3 different fics featuring Leo. You are to blame for some of this, you realize. *g* But in a good way, of course. Those threads are amazing.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

worst best enabler in the world amirite amirite

and naturally this pleases me :DD

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

HI I HAVE COME TO PLAY


by which I mean your journal continues to have the best posts in the internet in it, A+ work please continue to be awesome kthxbye

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

OHAI WELCOME :DD

I can only be as awesome as my playmates! so welcome again!

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

I am not sure what I have to offer

hmmm


here, have Messi taking his pants off

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

L.O.L. HE NEEDS HELP TAKING OFF HIS PANTS

SON ILU BUT HOW OLD ARE YOU REALLY

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY TELL HIM THOUGH

IF THEY KEEP HIM THINKING TAKING PANTS OFF IS A TWO PERSON JOB...


... LET'S JUST SAY IT IS USEFUL FOR THEIR NEFARIOUS PURPOSES.

AND BY "THEY" I MEAN "LITERALLY EVERYONE."

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

HE JUST LETS THEM THINK THAT HE THINKS THAT. IT'S A BIG CIRCLE OF NEFARIOUS PLANS.

ps Lee says it's ok to tell you so your mystery anon author is stickmarionette, btw!

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

HAHA HE'S SLUTTY LIKE A FOX.



ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :D :D :D :D :D

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

I am hugely ashamed/proud of how many of these prompts are mine godammit what is my life

/driveby

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

THERE IS NO SHAME THERE IS ONLY GLORY

<3

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

FOUR. FOUR OUT OF SEVEN.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

so... you are more than 50% responsible for me deciding fbkink was an okay place to hang out now! I don't really see where the sadness lies? I mean aside from the part where you lured me away from touchline aka the stomping ground where the fic I want actually gets written by people who aren't me.

UGH I WANT TO WRITE ALL THE FIC RIGHT NOW FOR SERIOUS WHEN THIS EFFING DISSERTATION IS DONE MESSI BETTER PREPARE HIMSELF. YEAH, LIKE THAT.

...or, going by historical precedent, I will proceed to sleep for a week and lose all interest because I don't have a pressing reason not to be thinking about Pique exploring~ Leo's body and Bojan getting comfort-fucked six ways from Saturday. but hopefully sexy inspiration will prevail!

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

well when you put it that way... luring sounds good, I can work with that. I hope you realise you can never leave, right? I had legit forgotten about that argiebang prompt on the first fbkink. Man. Good times.

I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL EXAMS START NEXT WEEK. AND HERE I AM. NOT STUDYING.
OH WAIT I JUST GOT THE 'PREPARE HIMSELF' THING
O____________________________________________O & ALSO YAY


Sexy inspiration or me nagging you to talk porn with me, one or the other. However it goes down Wembley will give some A-Grade GaySexings Fuel I just know it.

I kind of really, really hope the 'Dinho one gets filled. It's not mine, therefore it is genius but I love it like a slightly-guilty crazy person.

:D

[luckyblonde.livejournal.com]

I just saw this, but i also started a few of the Messi prompts (the one with bottom!messi and the other with him playing with villa's kids...)

So, hi :D

Re: :D

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

WELCOME, MY SISTER-IN-ARMS :D

haha omg I was the anon who posted the youtube clip of Leo playing with the kids during the Camp Nou speeches. nice to meet you!

[luxover.livejournal.com]

omg. i forgot aaallllll about the kink meme. v v glad to see it hasn't died out!!

[luxover.livejournal.com]

this post isn't even remotely new.

what am i doing.

you linked to it and i thought--

but no.

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

awww! sorry. :( I was going to say, I haven't updated this since I quit the kinkmeme in a huff obviously (tbh most of the threads are me and greenpixiehair ranting at each other and I can get that without compulsory anonymity at touchline now!) but it's still nice to look back and remember a time before everything was terrible over there.

[luxover.livejournal.com]

haha no worries. i was surprised! i was like, wowza, she's back there!? just ignore me, i just got out of practice and am mentally and physically dead, haha

[meretricula.livejournal.com]

no, I got curious once and looked again, and swiftly realized I wasn't missing anything except more wank. XD

get some rest woman! ~hugs~